MR

Can you even remember it?

mind blowing...and she enjoyed it too!!!!

You forgot "personal".

and in Stevew2 case you forgot "with a donkey"

Behshad wrote:and in Stevew2 case you forgot "with a donkey"

...........kangaroo.........rabbit............he's not partial.

My first time was with a prostitute on Sunset Blvd here in SoCal. I vividly remember not knowing what the Hell I was doing. I remember humping up and down like a fuckin jackhammer. I just kept going and going. I didn't even know when I came, that's how sorry my ass was. I was 15 at the time, and needless to say, I was awful. She asked me if I "was through" and I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about. Through? WTF? When she saw that I did in fact cum, I was a bit embarrassed. I think she knew I broke my maiden that day. Of course I was back on the Strip in a week looking for more ass. Couldn't get enough of it.

This^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^is a good story ...

artist4perry wrote:

Behshad wrote:and in Stevew2 case you forgot "with a donkey"

...........kangaroo.........rabbit............he's not partial.

yes but the FIRST time,,,, was the donkey

Behshad wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:My first time was with a prostitute on Sunset Blvd here in SoCal. I vividly remember not knowing what the Hell I was doing. I remember humping up and down like a fuckin jackhammer. I just kept going and going. I didn't even know when I came, that's how sorry my ass was. I was 15 at the time, and needless to say, I was awful. She asked me if I "was through" and I had no idea what the fuck she was talking about. Through? WTF? When she saw that I did in fact cum, I was a bit embarrassed. I think she knew I broke my maiden that day. Of course I was back on the Strip in a week looking for more ass. Couldn't get enough of it.

let me guess,,,,her name was Phyllis

My first time was kind of like a job. I was called over to the house of these two girls who were having a sleep over in the back yard. My job was to de-virginize one of them. Reason? So she could go on to having more sex. Oh, well, I got my rocks off and she cried. It was pretty weird.

What's the chances of McNeice weighing in with a "first time" reset?

Popcorn.......pssssssssst.........pass the popcorn!

artist4perry wrote:You live to stir the pot don't you B.

Actually he's the spoon in most all post pots around here.
Sorry Behshad it's Friday and I had to do some funnin' Fella.

Moon Beam wrote:

artist4perry wrote:You live to stir the pot don't you B.

Actually he's the spoon in most all post pots around here.
Sorry Behshad it's Friday and I had to do some funnin' Fella.

Its all good moonie,,,, Dont get too wasted now , eh !?

Moon Beam wrote:

artist4perry wrote:You live to stir the pot don't you B.

Actually he's the spoon in most all post pots around here.
Sorry Behshad it's Friday and I had to do some funnin' Fella.

You're fuckin weird.

Rockindeano wrote:

Moon Beam wrote:

artist4perry wrote:You live to stir the pot don't you B.

Actually he's the spoon in most all post pots around here.
Sorry Behshad it's Friday and I had to do some funnin' Fella.

You're fuckin weird.

Be nice,, its barely the weekend and she is almost half way through that bottom shelf whisky

Rockindeano wrote:You're fuckin weird.

So what the problem is with that Pal?
You feel like having a few rounds of post pokes Dean'a?
My kids just left for the night and I have not much to do in the next 30 minutes.

Moon Beam wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:You're fuckin weird.

So what the problem is with that Pal?
You feel like having a few rounds of post pokes Dean'a?
My kids just left for the night and I have not much to do in the next 30 minutes.

Behshad wrote:she is almost half way through that bottom shelf whisky

No sauce until later and it's vodka lately Laddie.

Behshad wrote:

Not my best angle but at least it's a skinnier one.

Moon Beam wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:You're fuckin weird.

So what the problem is with that Pal?
You feel like having a few rounds of post pokes Dean'a?
My kids just left for the night and I have not much to do in the next 30 minutes.[/quote]

asking for a quickie... HAHAHA... sorry moonie...but that 30 minute thingy... and just had to go there..

Mine was a combination of option 2 and 3.

Everett wrote:Mine was a combination of option 2 and 3.

You happen to remember his name?

Rockindeano wrote:

Everett wrote:Mine was a combination of option 2 and 3.

You happen to remember his name?

yeah it was deano

Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?

Rockindeano wrote:

Everett wrote:Mine was a combination of option 2 and 3.

You happen to remember his name?

steveo777 wrote:Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?

Feeling horny today, Smegm-o? Erotic novel à la Deano isn't really the way to go.

My first time was with my 3 year older girlfriend at the time. I was 14

parfait wrote:

steveo777 wrote:Hey Deano....do you remember your first blow job?

Feeling horny today, Smegm-o? Erotic novel à la Deano isn't really the way to go.

My first time was with my 3 year old girlfriend at the time. I was 14

that's sick dude. Pedofait !

I will remember as long as I live even though I was a teen. Turned out to be a great future. Marry your best friend/soulmate !