North Korea demands $65 trillion in reparations from the U.S

by **7 Wishes** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 5:23 pm

I love Kim Jong Il. On a slow news day, you can guarantee he'll fill in the gap.

Seriously, this is one of the classics.

http://www.citypress.co.za/International/News/NKorea-wants-trillions-in-damages-from-US-20100624

Cash-strapped North Korea demanded that the US pays almost $65 trillion in compensation for six decades of hostility.

The cost of the damage done by the US since the peninsula was divided in 1945 is estimated at $64.96 trillion, the official news agency said in a report on the eve of the 60th anniversary of the start of the 1950-53 Korean War.

The figure includes $26.1 trillion arising from US “atrocities” which left more than five million North Koreans dead, wounded, kidnapped or missing, KCNA said.

Six decades of US sanctions had caused a loss of $13.7 trillion by 2005 while property losses were estimated at $16.7 trillion, said the agency which also listed a large number of smaller claims.

North Koreans have “the justifiable right” to receive the compensation for their blood, it said.

by **Babyblue** » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:22 pm

He must be out of his mind :twisted:

He is just crazy :roll:

by **lights1961** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:28 am

to North Korea... get in line.

by **S2M** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 1:32 am

Must have the same lawyer as ELIN.... :roll:

by **G.I.Jim** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 2:41 am

Well considering the debt that we're already in... what's another 65 trillion? Go ahead and pay the man already! :lol:

by **Saint John** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 3:48 am

I'm sure Obama will send someone over to apologize on behalf of the U.S.

by **RossValoryRocks** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:45 am

Shit, I say give it to him...what's another 65 trillion to our debt? The politicians can find a justification for it I am sure!

by **Don** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:51 am

Maybe we could just send over a few crates of Hennessy and call it good. Ever since we stopped him from filling his Crunk cup with Cognac, he's become a little bitch.

by **squirt1** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:30 pm

I would send a case of Zoloft and valium . Oh hell, throw in a case of Viagra . Double the order for Chavez and Armadinijah. Not one dime !!!!

by **Babyblue** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:34 pm

squirt1 wrote:I would send a case of Zoloft and valium . Oh hell, throw in a case of Viagra . Double the order for Chavez and Armadinijah. Not one dime !!!!

by **S2M** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:05 am

We'll just send Margaret Cho, Chan Ho Park, and Eugene Chung back, and call it even... :lol:

by **G.I.Jim** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:42 am

His porno collection must be old and he needs some new videos! :lol:

by **7 Wishes** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 12:55 am

Can we send Jackie Chan, too? He's become fat and annoying and unathletic.

by **S2M** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:04 am

7 Wishes wrote:Can we send Jackie Chan, too? He's become fat and annoying and unathletic.

Jackie isn't Korean...he was born in Hong Kong. To Chinese parents..

by **AlteredDNA** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:05 am

S2M wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Can we send Jackie Chan, too? He's become fat and annoying and unathletic.

Jackie isn't Korean...he was born in Hong Kong. To Chinese parents..

I guess all Asians look the same to 7...seems a bit racist...

by **StevePerryHair** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 1:07 am

AlteredDNA wrote:
S2M wrote:
7 Wishes wrote:Can we send Jackie Chan, too? He's become fat and annoying and unathletic.

Jackie isn't Korean...he was born in Hong Kong. To Chinese parents..

I guess all Asians look the same to 7...seems a bit racist...

by **7 Wishes** » Sat Jul 03, 2010 2:13 am

Thanks for the tip, guys. I was aware of that.

I just want Chan to stop making annoying movies - and North Korea is a great place to make someone disappear.

MR

North Korea demands $65 trillion in reparations from the U.S

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