Let's write a song!

Here's how it works... everybody writes two sentences. First you write one sentence that rhymes with the last sentence that was posted. Then you write a sentence that doesn't rhyme. The next person does the same, and so on.
Use your wit and come up with some leadins for others to rhyme off of.
I'll go first:
We been hanging out with Drew at Mount Killie Crankie's.
But some of these folks have obviously been smoking some yankees.
It all started way back one day when Drew had a dream.
Use your wit and come up with some leadins for others to rhyme off of.
I'll go first:
We been hanging out with Drew at Mount Killie Crankie's.
But some of these folks have obviously been smoking some yankees.
It all started way back one day when Drew had a dream.