Arizona Vs California

[T-Bone]

IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHY...

CALIFORNIA
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realises he should stop. The coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness' program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not having stopped the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.

ARIZONA
The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And THAT'S why California is broke

[Babyblue]

[RPM]

LOL.......go Arizona, big Brewer fan here!!!

[JH'sTXfan]

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/co ... 05323.html



'Good Hair' Perry packs Ruger

[steveo777]

:lol:



IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING WHY...

CALIFORNIA
The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.

1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie "Bambi" and then realises he should stop. The coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a 'coyote awareness' program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor's security agent is fired for not having stopped the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
10. PETA protests the coyote's relocation and files suit against the State.

ARIZONA
The Governor of Arizona is jogging with her dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks her dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with her state-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point cartridge.
2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

And THAT'S why California is broke

And Arizona has a cut thru the chase law to deal with illegal Mexicans too.

[brandonx76]

Yeah...hahahaha...Arizona is so great a place to live - go move there!

[steveo777]

Yeah...hahahaha...Arizona is so great a place to live - go move there!

My mother lives there but it's too fucking hot for me.

[Everett]

Yeah...hahahaha...Arizona is so great a place to live - go move there!

My mother lives there but it's too fucking hot for me.

I've got family out there as well. Same for me steveo it IS way to fucking hot

[RedWingFan]

Thinking about taking my next vacation out there to support their attempt to protect their citizens. If I do I'm stopping by the Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix.
http://www.youtube.com/heartattackgrill ... rDEBt8NrXc
See if I can't get St. John and Deano to join me.

[Babyblue]

Thinking about taking my next vacation out there to support their attempt to protect their citizens. If I do I'm stopping by the Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix.
http://www.youtube.com/heartattackgrill ... rDEBt8NrXc
See if I can't get St. John and Deano to join me.

Why would you or anybody eat that crap???

[treetopovskaya]

Thinking about taking my next vacation out there to support their attempt to protect their citizens. If I do I'm stopping by the Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix.
http://www.youtube.com/heartattackgrill ... rDEBt8NrXc
See if I can't get St. John and Deano to join me.

go when the red wings are playing the yotes... parking is... FREE! at least it used to be. }:C)

when in az you must stop here to eat...

http://www.oreganos.com/index2.html

MMM!!!!! }:CP~~

(go north... flagstaff... in the summer it never gets too hot... mid-upper 80's... lots of pine trees & good food!)

[Gin and Tonic Sky]

LOL.......go Arizona, big Brewer fan here!!!

Gol dang it when did the milwaukee brewers move to phoenix. First they stoled the London Bridge, then the Cardinals from St Louis, bunch of theives them arizonans

[Rockindeano]

And Arizona has a cut thru the chase law to deal with illegal Mexicans too.

Not for long. The Feds are challenging it, and it will be stricken down.

[RedWingFan]

And Arizona has a cut thru the chase law to deal with illegal Mexicans too.

Not for long. The Feds are challenging it, and it will be stricken down.

This joke of an administration are doing about as well in the courtroom as they are on the economy. After Az wins I'd love to see them file a countersuit against the feds for not enforcing their law.

[Arianddu]

Thinking about taking my next vacation out there to support their attempt to protect their citizens. If I do I'm stopping by the Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix.
http://www.youtube.com/heartattackgrill ... rDEBt8NrXc
See if I can't get St. John and Deano to join me.

This joke of an administration are doing about as well in the courtroom as they are on the economy. After Az wins I'd love to see them file a countersuit against the feds for not enforcing their law.

You know something, Roofie - you never fail to fail to surprise me.

[The Sushi Hunter]

CA is broke-dick. And why? Because there are more people sponging off the system then the amount of people who are working and are paying into it.

[Saint John]

Thinking about taking my next vacation out there to support their attempt to protect their citizens. If I do I'm stopping by the Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix.

See if I can't get St. John and Deano to join me.

Let me know when you're going. I have 2 free flights and I only have one spoken for.

[steveo777]

And Arizona has a cut thru the chase law to deal with illegal Mexicans too.

Not for long. The Feds are challenging it, and it will be stricken down.

If this happens, I will lose any respect I have left for this administrations for continuing to let this illegals situation run amock.
Nobody has a fucking spine anymore.

[Rockindeano]

CA is broke-dick. And why? Because there are more people sponging off the system then the amount of people who are working and are paying into it.

You're 100% correct, yet no state in this country is sought out like California. We're the envy of the world, let lone the country. You can find everything in the world in California.

[mikemarrs]

Yeah...hahahaha...Arizona is so great a place to live - go move there!

My mother lives there but it's too fucking hot for me.

my brother moved to phoenix,arizona from here in tennessee ten years ago and i've yet to get out there myself.would love to go but i was on the phone with him one day and the temp there was 117.

[steveo777]

Yeah...hahahaha...Arizona is so great a place to live - go move there!

My mother lives there but it's too fucking hot for me.

my brother moved to phoenix,arizona from here in tennessee ten years ago and i've yet to get out there myself.would love to go but i was on the phone with him one day and the temp there was 117.

When someone asks me what I did for vacation, I don't want the highlight of my trip to be SWEAT!

[yulog]

Yeah...hahahaha...Arizona is so great a place to live - go move there!

My mother lives there but it's too fucking hot for me.

my brother moved to phoenix,arizona from here in tennessee ten years ago and i've yet to get out there myself.would love to go but i was on the phone with him one day and the temp there was 117.

When someone asks me what I did for vacation, I don't want the highlight of my trip to be SWEAT!

You dont sweat out there, it evaporates instantly off your body

[stevew2]

CA is broke-dick. And why? Because there are more people sponging off the system then the amount of people who are working and are paying into it.

You're 100% correct, yet no state in this country is sought out like California. We're the envy of the world, let lone the country. You can find everything in the world in California.

There is plenty of fruits and nuts there for sure,not to mention earthquakes and landslides and gay pride parades. im packin up now to get a job with the state so i can make minimum wage.

[steveo777]

CA is broke-dick. And why? Because there are more people sponging off the system then the amount of people who are working and are paying into it.

You're 100% correct, yet no state in this country is sought out like California. We're the envy of the world, let lone the country. You can find everything in the world in California.

There is plenty of fruits and nuts there for sure,not to mention earthquakes and landslides and gay pride parades. im packin up now to get a job with the state so i can make minimum wage.

I'm sure it pays more there than where you are from

[stevew2]

CA is broke-dick. And why? Because there are more people sponging off the system then the amount of people who are working and are paying into it.

You're 100% correct, yet no state in this country is sought out like California. We're the envy of the world, let lone the country. You can find everything in the world in California.

There is plenty of fruits and nuts there for sure,not to mention earthquakes and landslides and gay pride parades. im packin up now to get a job with the state so i can make minimum wage.

I'm sure it pays more there than where you are from

It dont costs as much to feed you fat ass where I live Steveo

[Rick]

CA is broke-dick. And why? Because there are more people sponging off the system then the amount of people who are working and are paying into it.

You're 100% correct, yet no state in this country is sought out like California. We're the envy of the world, let lone the country. You can find everything in the world in California.

There is plenty of fruits and nuts there for sure,not to mention earthquakes and landslides and gay pride parades. im packin up now to get a job with the state so i can make minimum wage.

I'm sure it pays more there than where you are from

It dont costs as much to feed you fat ass where I live Steveo

[stevew2]

CA is broke-dick. And why? Because there are more people sponging off the system then the amount of people who are working and are paying into it.

You're 100% correct, yet no state in this country is sought out like California. We're the envy of the world, let lone the country. You can find everything in the world in California.

There is plenty of fruits and nuts there for sure,not to mention earthquakes and landslides and gay pride parades. im packin up now to get a job with the state so i can make minimum wage.

I'm sure it pays more there than where you are from

It dont costs as much to feed you fat ass where I live Steveo

Im passin out, good to see you on here Rick,Take care,Steve

[RedWingFan]

Thinking about taking my next vacation out there to support their attempt to protect their citizens. If I do I'm stopping by the Heart Attack Grill in Phoenix.
http://www.youtube.com/heartattackgrill ... rDEBt8NrXc
See if I can't get St. John and Deano to join me.

This joke of an administration are doing about as well in the courtroom as they are on the economy. After Az wins I'd love to see them file a countersuit against the feds for not enforcing their law.

You know something, Roofie - you never fail to fail to surprise me.

I'll pretend this makes sense wormfood!

[lights1961]

And Arizona has a cut thru the chase law to deal with illegal Mexicans too.

Not for long. The Feds are challenging it, and it will be stricken down.

AZ will win...my gut feeling...

NYT report... PRIVATELY DEM govs are worried about this lawsuit...this suit will end up being toxic for your party Dean, if the ADM follows through... you know why DEANO??? Remember its the 50 STATES not 1 federal state... and states should be able to make state laws for their own protection if needed and this is one of those times.

BTW, HUGE BREWER FAN as well after not caving to the feds, once the law was signed!! In reality the feds are doing NOTHING in illegal immigration...

and Phoenix and Tucson are great places to visit... The golfing is great, its been awhile for me... but Iowans do go there in droves during the winter months.

[Rockindeano]

this suit will end up being toxic for your party Dean, if the ADM follows through... you know why DEANO??? Remember its the 50 STATES not 1 federal state... and states should be able to make state laws for their own protection if needed and this is one of those times.

Educate yourself on the issue Rick. I don't care if it's one state or 30 states or 50 states, the Federal Gov't is solely responsible for border enforcement, not the individual states.

I do see the argument that AZ would want to protect itself, and that if the Feds won't do their job of enforcement, then AZ will. Yet it is still the Feds responsibility. This AZ law will be overturned, bank on it, even with the 5-4 majority in the Supreme Court if we ever get that far.