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Postby Voyager » Tue Aug 10, 2010 5:32 pm

(CNN) -- Three family members at a wedding in Turkey have been accidentally shot dead by the groom firing an AK-47 rifle in celebration.

The groom, Tevfik Altin, lost control of his rifle, spraying the guests with bullets and killing his father and two aunts and injuring six others, according to CNN Turk.

It reported that Altin had been arrested after the incident in the village of Akcagoze in southeastern Turkey. Guns are often fired into the air in celebration in some parts of Turkey.

One family member, who did not give his name, told CNN: "It happened very quickly. We all tried to take cover and there was blood all over. We are all very sad right now."

The injured guests included three children aged 10, 12 and 16, according to CNN Turk.

The Sehitkamil State hospital where some of the injured were brought confirmed it has one patient still in the hospital.


How would you like to be in this guy's shoes?


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Postby StevePerryHair » Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:25 pm

I will never get the act of shooting in the air in celebration. What goes up, must come down! GRAVITY! You can kill people without losing control of the gun. And it happens in this country too. It's very popular in mexican culture too. We have a small mexican population in our town, and every year, around cinco de mayo time, and such occassions, the city puts signs up all over town showing a gun facing the sky with a red circle and slash through it, to tell them not to do it. The police have handed out flyers in one particular area too. Amazing people have to be told this.
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Postby Voyager » Tue Aug 10, 2010 8:54 pm

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may now mow down the wedding party with an AK47."

That is insane. That guy's life was completely fucked in one quick second.

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Postby Behshad » Tue Aug 10, 2010 9:40 pm

BobbyTN should jump in here with " see!? This kinda crap would never happen at a gay wedding " :lol:

On another note , was phyl invited to this wedding ?! :shock: :lol:
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Postby StevePerryHair » Tue Aug 10, 2010 10:30 pm

Behshad wrote:BobbyTN should jump in here with " see!? This kinda crap would never happen at a gay wedding " :lol:

On another note , was phyl invited to this wedding ?! :shock: :lol:
:lol: :lol:
he'd probably be right though!! :shock: :lol:
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:05 am

Wow, I should have thought of that for my wedding. There were a couple of in-laws I'd have liked to take out. :shock:

"No but officer, I was celebrating..." :? :lol:
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Postby Behshad » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:23 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:Wow, I should have thought of that for my wedding. There were a couple of in-laws I'd have liked to take out. :shock:

"No but officer, I was celebrating..." :? :lol:


The groom included !? :lol:
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:32 am

Things this guy said after shooting up the crowd:


OOPS! My BAD!

The Steve Urkel.............Did I do THAT?

Complimentary Bandaids for everyone!

Wedding music playing: Another one bites the dust!
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:35 am

Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Wow, I should have thought of that for my wedding. There were a couple of in-laws I'd have liked to take out. :shock:

"No but officer, I was celebrating..." :? :lol:


The groom included !? :lol:


Nah. Karma got him. I didn't have to lift a finger. :lol:
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Postby brywool » Wed Aug 11, 2010 12:51 am

PEOPLE ARE SO F'ING STOOPID...
NO. He's NOT Steve F'ing Perry. But he's Arnel F'ing Pineda and I'm okay with that.
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:10 am

At least he'll save some money on the reception and those thank you cards! :lol: :shock:
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Postby KenTheDude » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:26 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Wow, I should have thought of that for my wedding. There were a couple of in-laws I'd have liked to take out. :shock:

"No but officer, I was celebrating..." :? :lol:


The groom included !? :lol:


Nah. Karma got him. I didn't have to lift a finger. :lol:


Come on Kim. You know this place, we're gonna need details. We're a bunch of nosey bastards.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:32 am

KenTheDude wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Wow, I should have thought of that for my wedding. There were a couple of in-laws I'd have liked to take out. :shock:

"No but officer, I was celebrating..." :? :lol:


The groom included !? :lol:


Nah. Karma got him. I didn't have to lift a finger. :lol:


Come on Kim. You know this place, we're gonna need details. We're a bunch of nosey bastards.


There aren't any "juicy" details. :lol: Dude let go of a great thing, and fell into an absolute shit situation.
That's what he gets for hurting a good person. Fuck him. He's an unbalanced asshole. What else is new? :lol:
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Postby brywool » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:33 am

IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEEEEIEIEI!!!!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

um...

uh oh
NO. He's NOT Steve F'ing Perry. But he's Arnel F'ing Pineda and I'm okay with that.
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Postby StevePerryHair » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:35 am

brywool wrote:IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEEEEIEIEI!!!!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

um...

uh oh


You'd think they'd go out in a field and practice before the wedding :roll: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Behshad » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:46 am

brywool wrote:IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEEEEIEIEI!!!!

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!

um...

uh oh


It wasnt a mexican wedding,,, it was a turkish, so change IEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEI to OIEOIEOIEOIEOIEOIEOIEOIEOIEOIEOIE 8) :wink: :lol:
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Postby KenTheDude » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:47 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:
Behshad wrote:
bluejeangirl76 wrote:Wow, I should have thought of that for my wedding. There were a couple of in-laws I'd have liked to take out. :shock:

"No but officer, I was celebrating..." :? :lol:


The groom included !? :lol:


Nah. Karma got him. I didn't have to lift a finger. :lol:


Come on Kim. You know this place, we're gonna need details. We're a bunch of nosey bastards.


There aren't any "juicy" details. :lol: Dude let go of a great thing, and fell into an absolute shit situation.
That's what he gets for hurting a good person. Fuck him. He's an unbalanced asshole. What else is new? :lol:


There are good guys out there that aren't assholes. But they're about as rare as a McLaren F1.
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 1:52 am

KenTheDude wrote:But they're about as rare as a McLaren F1.


Yep. :lol:

Well, hey, at least now I know I can cross one Mr. Tevfik Altin off the prospect list. :lol:
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Postby KenTheDude » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:00 am

bluejeangirl76 wrote:
KenTheDude wrote:But they're about as rare as a McLaren F1.


Yep. :lol:

Well, hey, at least now I know I can cross one Mr. Tevfik Altin off the prospect list. :lol:


Unless you want to be his prison pen pal.
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Postby slucero » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:06 am

This has to get a Darwin Award nomination..

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Postby lights1961 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 2:11 am

a new term... you have heard of bridzilla's, looks we now we have groomzilla's.
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Postby Voyager » Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:16 am

Imagine this guy's horror waking up this morning and finding himself still in jail after killing his dad, his aunt, and several other family members - when he's supposed to be enjoying time alone with his new wife in a lavish hotel during their honeymoon. What a nightmare - and it's a permanent one.

This is the worst case of bait-and-switch that I've heard of in a long time.

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Postby Behshad » Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:23 am

Voyager wrote:Imagine this guy's horror waking up this morning and finding himself still in jail after killing his dad, his aunt, and several other family members - when he's supposed to be enjoying time alone with his new wife in a lavish hotel during their honeymoon. What a nightmare - and it's a permanent one.

This is the worst case of bait-and-switch that I've heard of in a long time.

:(


I bet if he will celebrate his wedding anniversay each year! :shock:
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Postby Saint John » Wed Aug 11, 2010 6:53 am

I thought the story was pretty funny. Fuck Turks.
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Postby Don » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:00 am

Don't Greeks and Turks hate each other anyway?
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Postby Saint John » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:07 am

Don wrote:Don't Greeks and Turks hate each other anyway?


... with a passion.
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Postby Behshad » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:08 am

Don wrote:Don't Greeks and Turks hate each other anyway?


Hence Danny boy's comment ;)
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Postby Don » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:09 am

What started all of that? Something about sheep?
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Postby Saint John » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:12 am

Don wrote:What started all of that? Something about sheep?


lol ... last time I was there the nightly news ran and showed Greeks and Turks clubbing each other to death over some fucking barren island. A google search will probably yield the answer to the specifics, but I was too busy laughing to listen to the exact details. It looked like a fucking cartoon. I didn't care who won, as both countries, like the vast majority of Europe, are filled with smelly, medieval, soccer-adoring trash.
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Postby steveo777 » Wed Aug 11, 2010 7:24 am

On any given day we can read the news and get yet more proof that guns.....and Pitbulls are evil. :wink:
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