). She said he pooted in the bath tub and said "Mommy... did you hear that?" She say's he's "exactly like his dad!". My wife then responded with something I COMPLETELY forgot about that our son did. 
It went like this...
"This is kind of worse, but when Austin was about 2 we had a nice bubble bath he was playing in and then he started singing me a song about "two floppy balls, I've got two floppy balls" which was followed by politely asking me if we could take the two floppy balls out so that he could play with them. Yes, we were about to die laughing. The innocence is so wonderful when they are little guys!!
"
Holy hell... I've got some future blackmail material here!!!