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The Amazing Banana

Postby Voyager » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:27 am

Damn! I had no idea bananas offered all of these benefits. I will be stocking up on them!

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Medicinal Uses Of The Banana

Anaemia: High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of haemoglobin in the blood and so helps in cases of anaemia.

Blood Pressure: This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt, making it the perfect food for helping to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power: 200 students at an English school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation: High in fibre, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Depression: According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin - known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

Hangovers: One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn: Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body so if you suffer from heart-burn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness: Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.

Nerves: Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work? Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and crisps. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods (such as bananas) every two hours to keep levels steady.

PMS: Forget the pills - eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD): Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer, trypotophan.

Smoking: Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking, as the high levels of Vitamin C, A1, B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress: Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalise the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water-balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be re-balanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes: According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine"eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%!

Temperature control: Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Ulcers: The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronic ulcer cases. It also neutralises over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Warts: Those keen on natural alternatives swear that, if you want to kill off a wart, take a piece of banana skin and place it on the wart, with the yellow side out. Carefully hold the skin in place with a plaster or surgical tape!


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Postby StevePerryHair » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:39 am

It makes me happy to know this since I love bananas...but they can't be too ripe. And they are best dipped in melted chocolate:)
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Postby lights1961 » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:41 am

StevePerryHair wrote:It makes me happy to know this since I love bananas...but they can't be too ripe. And they are best dipped in melted chocolate:)


banana splits are awesome...and on cereal. LOL... I go through periods where I will have one a day... then not want them for a while...
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Postby bluejeangirl76 » Tue Sep 28, 2010 1:44 am

Also... if you don't want the "banana strings" when you peel, peel from the bottom up instead of the usual way. That actually works, too. Just learned that one a couple weeks ago.
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Postby Angel » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:33 am

Haha! This article cracks me up! Bananas are good, they are nutritious but some of these claims are ridiculous! Bananas help with anemia??? Hardly! There's just over a HALF a milligram of iron in a banana and the daily dietary intake for an adult is 8-18 mg per day (more for women, less for men). It helps with morning sickness? Well, maybe the b6 would help and then just the fact that eating small frequent meals helps but bananas specifically are not the key here. The article also discusses the benefits of "B vitamins" in bananas, there is a fair amount of b6 but there is no b12 in bananas (despite the fact that the article claims b12 in bananas will help with smoking cessation). I also enjoy the claims they make about bananas lowering BP and decreasing risk of strokes...they don't lower the risk, they just don't increase it-interesting spin on that one.

Someone sure wants to sell some bananas!!!!!!!!
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Postby Everett » Tue Sep 28, 2010 2:54 am

mmmmm bananas
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Postby Melissa » Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:03 am

Bananas are usually better for DIARRHEA, not constipation :lol:
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Postby Duncan » Tue Sep 28, 2010 4:30 pm

Melissa wrote:Bananas are usually better for DIARRHEA, not constipation :lol:


You're talking shit.
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Postby StevePerryHair » Tue Sep 28, 2010 7:00 pm

Angel wrote:Haha! This article cracks me up! Bananas are good, they are nutritious but some of these claims are ridiculous! Bananas help with anemia??? Hardly! There's just over a HALF a milligram of iron in a banana and the daily dietary intake for an adult is 8-18 mg per day (more for women, less for men). It helps with morning sickness? Well, maybe the b6 would help and then just the fact that eating small frequent meals helps but bananas specifically are not the key here. The article also discusses the benefits of "B vitamins" in bananas, there is a fair amount of b6 but there is no b12 in bananas (despite the fact that the article claims b12 in bananas will help with smoking cessation). I also enjoy the claims they make about bananas lowering BP and decreasing risk of strokes...they don't lower the risk, they just don't increase it-interesting spin on that one.

Someone sure wants to sell some bananas!!!!!!!!


Buzz kill.... :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Tue Sep 28, 2010 8:42 pm

Angel wrote:Haha! This article cracks me up! Bananas are good, they are nutritious but some of these claims are ridiculous! Bananas help with anemia??? Hardly! There's just over a HALF a milligram of iron in a banana and the daily dietary intake for an adult is 8-18 mg per day (more for women, less for men). It helps with morning sickness? Well, maybe the b6 would help and then just the fact that eating small frequent meals helps but bananas specifically are not the key here. The article also discusses the benefits of "B vitamins" in bananas, there is a fair amount of b6 but there is no b12 in bananas (despite the fact that the article claims b12 in bananas will help with smoking cessation). I also enjoy the claims they make about bananas lowering BP and decreasing risk of strokes...they don't lower the risk, they just don't increase it-interesting spin on that one.

Someone sure wants to sell some bananas!!!!!!!!


Damn Angel, I figured you'd be hyped about bananas! :shock: :lol: :wink:
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Postby Rip Rokken » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:01 pm

StevePerryHair wrote:It makes me happy to know this since I love bananas...but they can't be too ripe. And they are best dipped in melted chocolate:)


Duncan wrote:
Melissa wrote:Bananas are usually better for DIARRHEA, not constipation :lol:


You're talking shit.


Hmm....

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Postby StevePerryHair » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:17 pm

Rip Rokken wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:It makes me happy to know this since I love bananas...but they can't be too ripe. And they are best dipped in melted chocolate:)


Duncan wrote:
Melissa wrote:Bananas are usually better for DIARRHEA, not constipation :lol:


You're talking shit.


Hmm....

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hey!!! Don't ruin my favorite dessert!!!! :lol: :lol: I mean eeww!! You had to put one with nuts too :x :lol:
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Postby Babyblue » Tue Sep 28, 2010 10:18 pm

Everett wrote:mmmmm bananas



Love bananas too :wink:
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Postby parfait » Tue Sep 28, 2010 11:02 pm

Angel wrote:Haha! This article cracks me up! Bananas are good, they are nutritious but some of these claims are ridiculous! Bananas help with anemia??? Hardly! There's just over a HALF a milligram of iron in a banana and the daily dietary intake for an adult is 8-18 mg per day (more for women, less for men). It helps with morning sickness? Well, maybe the b6 would help and then just the fact that eating small frequent meals helps but bananas specifically are not the key here. The article also discusses the benefits of "B vitamins" in bananas, there is a fair amount of b6 but there is no b12 in bananas (despite the fact that the article claims b12 in bananas will help with smoking cessation). I also enjoy the claims they make about bananas lowering BP and decreasing risk of strokes...they don't lower the risk, they just don't increase it-interesting spin on that one.

Someone sure wants to sell some bananas!!!!!!!!


Gotta side with the wicked witch of the west here.

Bananas are good for a quick fix of carbs, fibre and potassium, but that's about it.
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Postby pinkfloyd1973 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 12:25 am

I know they're good at preventing those painful leg cramps you get in the middle of the night when you go to stretch your legs :?
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Postby Duncan » Wed Sep 29, 2010 6:57 am

pinkfloyd1973 wrote:I know they're good at preventing those painful leg cramps you get in the middle of the night when you go to stretch your legs :?


What do you do, place one under each knee?
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:32 am

Duncan wrote:
pinkfloyd1973 wrote:I know they're good at preventing those painful leg cramps you get in the middle of the night when you go to stretch your legs :?


What do you do, place one under each knee?


No... he sticks one in his ass, and his leg cramps just disappear! :lol: :lol:
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Postby pinkfloyd1973 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:10 pm

G.I.Jim wrote:
Duncan wrote:
pinkfloyd1973 wrote:I know they're good at preventing those painful leg cramps you get in the middle of the night when you go to stretch your legs :?


What do you do, place one under each knee?


No... he sticks one in his ass, and his leg cramps just disappear! :lol: :lol:



No, it's the potassium in bananas. Leg cramps are your body's way of telling you're not getting enough (and btw I am a female you friggin idiot) :?
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Postby artist4perry » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:17 pm

This is hysterical! 101 uses for a banana. Banana kabobs. Banana scampi, Coconut banana.............maybe Andrew needs to be in the Banana business.

This song would be appropriate. Throw in Harry Belafonte and the Muppet show.................

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AjovHGK-TA :wink: :lol:
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Postby G.I.Jim » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:37 pm

pinkfloyd1973 wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
Duncan wrote:
pinkfloyd1973 wrote:I know they're good at preventing those painful leg cramps you get in the middle of the night when you go to stretch your legs :?


What do you do, place one under each knee?


No... he sticks one in his ass, and his leg cramps just disappear! :lol: :lol:



No, it's the potassium in bananas. Leg cramps are your body's way of telling you're not getting enough (and btw I am a female you friggin idiot) :?


Well fuck me running!!! Get a damn feminine sounding name and I might know that! :roll: :lol: My bad. :wink:
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Postby pinkfloyd1973 » Wed Sep 29, 2010 1:57 pm

G.I.Jim wrote: Well fuck me running!!! Get a damn feminine sounding name and I might know that! :roll: :lol: My bad. :wink:




My married name is Floyd and i'm a female, hence the s/n (that and I AM a Pink Floyd fan) :P
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Postby Voyager » Wed Sep 29, 2010 5:11 pm

Where's Stevew? He must be on vacation. I'm surprised he hasn't jumped in with any friga banana jokes yet.

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Postby mikemarrs » Wed Sep 29, 2010 9:34 pm

my son's doctor had him on a prescription of medicine he had to drink every day a couple times a day just to go to the bathroom for constipation.anyway i've found out lately there are a lot of things natural you can try that do work in regards to health issues.i started giving my son a couple bananas a day last year and he has been going to the bathroom regularly every day.people didn't believe me at first because it was so simple.doctors have people on lots of different medicines that lots of times could be cured simply by diet and natural remedies.it was a relief taking my son off that medication.
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Postby Rip Rokken » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:35 am

StevePerryHair wrote:
Rip Rokken wrote:Hmm....

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I looked really hard, but couldn't find one with corn. Just peanuts.

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Postby WalkInMyShoes » Thu Sep 30, 2010 12:38 am

mikemarrs wrote:my son's doctor had him on a prescription of medicine he had to drink every day a couple times a day just to go to the bathroom for constipation.anyway i've found out lately there are a lot of things natural you can try that do work in regards to health issues.i started giving my son a couple bananas a day last year and he has been going to the bathroom regularly every day.people didn't believe me at first because it was so simple.doctors have people on lots of different medicines that lots of times could be cured simply by diet and natural remedies.it was a relief taking my son off that medication.


This is very true. Lifestyle changes and simple diet changes can remedy alot of conditions. However, most patients would prefer to take a pill rather than change bad eating habits or change activity/behavior on a daily basis. Of course, eating a banana a day isn't as difficult as telling someone to increase their fiber to 30 gm/day, eat 5-9 servings of fruits & vegetables/day, significantly reduce fat and sodium in the diet by not eating processed foods/fast foods when their lifestyle has been like that for 20/30/40 years. I would hope that avoiding prescriptions for children would become the norm, particularly for conditions such as constipation. Again, each situation is different.
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