MR

If ones husband farts in the tub.........and no one is around to hear it.............does it make a bubble?

One turd in the hand................is worth two behind the bush.

Bad breath each day.........keeps most everyone away.






Make up your own.......or add a good one you heard.

You got me cracking up with those words of wisdom, Ginger

rockinfayrose wrote:You got me cracking up with those words of wisdom, Ginger

My husband especially liked the tub one. LOL! He says look! My own whirlpool!

artist4perry wrote:

rockinfayrose wrote:You got me cracking up with those words of wisdom, Ginger

My husband especially liked the tub one. LOL! He says look! My own whirlpool!

If somebody farted in a tub in the woods any nobody heard it, would it still be a fart??

stevew2 wrote:If somebody farted in a tub in the woods any nobody heard it, would it still be a fart??

Yes it would.

parfait wrote:

stevew2 wrote:If somebody farted in a tub in the woods any nobody heard it, would it still be a fart??

Yes it would.

From a well-trained medical professional....there 'ya go!

If "intelligent" is misspelled intentionally in the title of this thread, that's genius. If not ...

Those who write upon these forum walls roll their turds into little balls...and those that read these words of wit...eat them little balls-o-shit!

Saint John wrote:If "intelligent" is misspelled intentionally in the title of this thread, that's genius. If not ...

Speaking of farts, does anyone know why they stink?


For the benefit of those who cannot hear.

steveo777 wrote:Speaking of farts, does anyone know why they stink?


For the benefit of those who cannot hear.

Ok, D&D ...you need to close your empty
box!!

Michigan Girl wrote:

steveo777 wrote:Speaking of farts, does anyone know why they stink?


For the benefit of those who cannot hear.

Ok, D&D ...you need to close your empty
box!!

I'll bet you laughed!

steveo777 wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

steveo777 wrote:Speaking of farts, does anyone know why they stink?


For the benefit of those who cannot hear.

Ok, D&D ...you need to close your empty
box!!

I'll bet you laughed!

I sure did ...in 1979!!

parfait wrote:

stevew2 wrote:If somebody farted in a tub in the woods any nobody heard it, would it still be a fart??

Yes it would.

Fart - is a mental concept an idea - not a physical thing
Why because the meaning of the word fart is more the expulsion of gas. The meaning of fart also encapsulates that little smile that sneaks across your face when you know youve dropped your guts , the disgust on the face of the folks around you. A fart is only a fart if happens in a crowded church, mall , or movie theatre. If it happens in the forest, it is a mere nameless biological occurance.

conversationpc wrote:

Saint John wrote:If "intelligent" is misspelled intentionally in the title of this thread, that's genius. If not ...

That was for Deano...........I have spell check.

artist4perry wrote:

conversationpc wrote:

Saint John wrote:If "intelligent" is misspelled intentionally in the title of this thread, that's genius. If not ...

That was for Deano...........I have spell check.

He may know how to spell, but as they say, you can put ear rings on a Pig, but it's still a Pig.

artist4perry wrote:

rockinfayrose wrote:You got me cracking up with those words of wisdom, Ginger

My husband especially liked the tub one. LOL! He says look! My own whirlpool!