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The question is, what would Saint John do?!?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:30 am
by Rip Rokken
Not encouraging news for airline travelers.

http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig11/tyner1.1.1.html

The TSA now wants to investigate and fine the guy something like $11,000 just for not letting them scan or touch his jewels.

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010 ... -security/

What would Saint John do? Come to think of it, what would Deano do?

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:42 am
by stevew2
He would allow the female supervisor pat him down till stuff was flowing out of his "junk"

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 1:57 am
by Deb
I like how Australia handles these type of things............ :lol: :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLUuFPAJpfs

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:46 am
by Ehwmatt
I'm still tired from having my flight back from Denver delayed for 5 hours Sunday night. Getting in at 3 am and waking for work at 6 is not fun. Airlines and air travel suck so much cock. It's hard to even imagine what state our travel industry is going to be in in another five years. It's going to be too expensive and too burdensome for the average person to take a trip much longer.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:53 am
by Everett
Another reason why i don't fly.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:55 am
by Behshad
Everett wrote:Another reason why i don't fly.


The main reason being "Im a tight ass " and 2nd "Im two scared to fly" ? :twisted:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 2:56 am
by Everett
Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:Another reason why i don't fly.


The main reason being "Im a tight ass " and 2nd "Im two scared to fly" ? :twisted:


Not really b :twisted: :evil:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 3:00 am
by stevew2
Everett wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:Another reason why i don't fly.


The main reason being "Im a tight ass " and 2nd "Im two scared to fly" ? :twisted:


Not really b :twisted: :evil:
here ya go
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:05 am
by KenTheDude
Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:Another reason why i don't fly.


The main reason being "Im a tight ass " and 2nd "Im two scared to fly" ? :twisted:


If he couldn't afford a small road trip to MR Fest, he certainly can't afford an airline ticket.

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 4:14 am
by RossValoryRocks
What would St. John so? Easy; He'd hit it!

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:05 am
by Rockindeano
Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:Another reason why i don't fly.


The main reason being "Im a tight ass " and 2nd "Im two scared to fly" ? :twisted:


Nice grammar pecker breath. :)

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:07 am
by Behshad
Rockindeano wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Everett wrote:Another reason why i don't fly.


The main reason being "Im a tight ass " and 2nd "Im two scared to fly" ? :twisted:


Nice grammar pecker breath. :)


When I quote Eve, I have to get in Eve mode , duh ! ;) :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:38 pm
by Arianddu
Deb wrote:I like how Australia handles these type of things............ :lol: :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLUuFPAJpfs


Funnily enough, I knew what that link was going to be before I clicked on it!

PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:25 am
by Saint John
I'm ok with having my crank fondled a bit. It beats having your airplane blow up at 28,000 feet. Fuck it, while they're at it why not throw in a "Happy Ending" for an extra $10. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:28 am
by Rockindeano
Saint John wrote:I'm ok with having my crank fondled a bit. It beats having your airplane blow up at 28,000 feet. Fuck it, while they're at it why not throw in a "Happy Ending" for an extra $10. :lol:


Yeah good point. I would gladly pay the extra fare for a happy ending. I would also pay a very large surtax to see RobbieG getting his nuts cut off by a big fat hairy TSA agent using a rusty steak knife. :P

PostPosted: Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:53 am
by Rip Rokken
Rockindeano wrote:
Saint John wrote:I'm ok with having my crank fondled a bit. It beats having your airplane blow up at 28,000 feet. Fuck it, while they're at it why not throw in a "Happy Ending" for an extra $10. :lol:


Yeah good point. I would gladly pay the extra fare for a happy ending. I would also pay a very large surtax to see RobbieG getting his nuts cut off by a big fat hairy TSA agent using a rusty steak knife. :P


I think it would be cool if passengers could perform their own impromptu checks on others who actually do appear potentially threatening -- same authority as a "citizen's arrest", and it would help fill any gap caused by security's inability to "profile" people.

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