If MR Were a Drama Series...

We have some pretty colourful characters posting on MR and it seems to be our version of reality TV with more going on around here than Jersey Shore - or at least more plausible drama than Days of Our Lives (no one has mentioned being possessed by demons, at least not recently).
If MR were a television drama series, what would you call it? You can play a title off an actual show, like Desperate Groupies, but something original would probably be a lot funnier!
If MR were a television drama series, what would you call it? You can play a title off an actual show, like Desperate Groupies, but something original would probably be a lot funnier!
