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As the title says

Sean already answered in another thread.

I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

Saint John wrote:I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

Cut back the beer from a case a day to half.

One of our co-workers is moving on after today (wanted to make a three day weekend out of it) so it looks like The Oinkster will be the place.

http://theoinkster.com/

Behshad wrote:

Saint John wrote:I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

Cut back the beer from a case a day to half.

Realistic options only, please.

Saint John wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Saint John wrote:I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

Cut back the beer from a case a day to half.

Realistic options only, please.

Stop eating at Chez Phyllis....

S2M wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Saint John wrote:I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

Cut back the beer from a case a day to half.

Realistic options only, please.

Stop eating at Chez Phyllis....

Awww...C'mon, Dan...that was funny. I was gonna say the Blue Sky Bistro....

S2M wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Saint John wrote:I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

Cut back the beer from a case a day to half.

Realistic options only, please.

Stop eating at Chez Phyllis....

Saint John wrote:I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

I can tell you right now though, already having diarrhea, eating olive oil isn't going to help too much!

Hope you're downloading a much more solid brown file soon!

Melissa wrote:
The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast.

Thanks, Mel!

Saint John wrote:

Melissa wrote:
The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast.

Thanks, Mel!

You're welcome, lol. Of course you know I'm a baby nurse, so this is just what we tell mommies and daddies, lol, but it should help you too, lol! Oh and avoid dairy and sugary stuff like juice, and foods that would give you loose poopy even when you DON'T have a virus, like beans

Behshad wrote:As the title says

Chicken ranch blt w/fries

Everett wrote:

Behshad wrote:As the title says

Chicken ranch blt w/fries

And a large slurpee

Behshad wrote:

Everett wrote:

Behshad wrote:As the title says

Chicken ranch blt w/fries

And a large slurpee

Nope mgd

Saint John wrote:I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

Toast, crackers, steamed chicken, yogurt and plenty of bananas.

Im not saying... but the posts in this thread make me want to LOSE my lunch

Two Excedrin Migraine and a Coke.

Melissa wrote:Oh and stuff like juice

I'll let you guess how the 4 bottles of Gatorade I drank yesterday night treated me last night. And I thought I was helping myself out.

Saint John wrote:I've had diarrhea for 3 days. I think some sort of intestinal bug passed through me (no gay jokes, fuckers! ). Does anyone have any advice on what foods to eat so I can actually produce some non-liquid poop?

PS I had Ronzoni Smart Taste Spaghetti with Bertolli organic pasta sauce (with basil, olive oil and garlic) for lunch.

This thread is a wake up call for me, I think. In the last few days, I have mowed down Whopper value meals at an alarming rate, complete with onion rings and zesty sauce, and large cokes....and I have been on this Chocolate milk kick that is killing me. Add to that the usual nightly 12ver of Natural Ice and my new found charm, Four Loko, and I too have diarrhea, Dan. I think it's funny though when it shoots out like a fuckin fire hose....the toilet gets a muddy facial.

I am calling it quits this Sunday though. Nothing but water, vegetables, chicken and lean beef. I can't show up at the HOB in April with three chins and Bill Parcell man boobs.

Saint John wrote:

Melissa wrote:Oh and stuff like juice

I'll let you guess how the 4 bottles of Gatorade I drank yesterday night treated me last night. And I thought I was helping myself out.

Yeah Gatorade does have lots of sugar I do see where they make a "lighter" version now, my son had a bottle after one of his games recently, lol. But with toddlers and kids we usually tell parents if that's the ONLY clear liquid they can get their kid to drink, then let them, because it's better than not drinking at all and getting dehydrated! lol

Oh eat starchy foods too, that usually helps too, lol.

Don wrote:One of our co-workers is moving on after today (wanted to make a three day weekend out of it) so it looks like The Oinkster will be the place.

http://theoinkster.com/

love this place!! great burgers and fries and beer!!!

Melissa wrote:I do see where they make a "lighter" version now,

Yeah, it was G2.

Lula wrote:

Don wrote:One of our co-workers is moving on after today (wanted to make a three day weekend out of it) so it looks like The Oinkster will be the place.

http://theoinkster.com/

love this place!! great burgers and fries and beer!!!

Saw it on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives and had to check it out. The owner is actually a gourmet chef. You are right, GREAT EATS!

StevePerryHair wrote:Im not saying... but the posts in this thread make me want to LOSE my lunch

I agree

i had bao from a truck. yum!
http://www.yelp.com/biz/chairman-bao-bu ... -francisco

Saint John wrote:

Melissa wrote:Oh and stuff like juice

I'll let you guess how the 4 bottles of Gatorade I drank yesterday night treated me last night. And I thought I was helping myself out.

Sounds like you need some gut rest....might be good to be NPO for a day or so....then sips...go slow...G2 is a "diet" version of Gatorade...some people have a bad reaction to the artificial sweeteners...they have a laxative effect....Just an FYI.

two fried chicken thighs and sprite then stunck up a custormers house for 90 minutes

Melissa wrote:The BRAT diet! Bananas, rice, applesauce, toast. Actually maybe you should just try some Immodium

Well, Mel, I took your advice and it worked! I was so excited to take a solid dump today that I almost took a picture and texted it to you. But I realized that be would be wildly inappropriate. So I scooped it out of the toilet and mailed it to you instead!