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Here's the solution: Have two checkpoints - one with a female, and one with a male. The straight chicks and gay dudes can get their junk molested by a hot dude, and the gay chicks and straight dudes can get their junk molested by a hot chick. Make sure they are both really good looking, and the problem is solved. In fact, they would probably fucking BANK over the holidays if they did this. Hell, I would probably book a flight to Florida tomorrow just to get my junk molested by some hot flight attendant screener. I'd be holding my arms up in the air, and giving my wife this "oh well, gotta follow the rules" look.

I like this idea. It could perhaps even be a great stimulus for the economy. More travel would be good.

Ehwmatt wrote:I like this idea. It could perhaps even be a great stimulus for the economy. More travel would be good.

Only you guys would enjoy this.

I heard somewhere that with this new TSA rules, the only difference between Thanksgiving this year and last year is that this year you get molested before you get to your uncle's!

Behshad wrote:I heard somewhere that with this new TSA rules, the only difference between Thanksgiving this year and last year is that this year you get molested before you get to your uncle's!

Behshad wrote:I heard somewhere that with this new TSA rules, the only difference between Thanksgiving this year and last year is that this year you get molested before you get to your uncle's!

Uncle Creepy probably works for the TSA ...

I like the way you think Voyager. Your threads always contain semi nude chicks, and sexual overtones.

The problem with the TSA is, 81% of the populace likes the aggressive pat downs, and cite safety as the reason why. Bet you can't tell the airline CEO's this.

I love this idea!!!! Make sure the hot woman are dressed in skimpy, slutty outfits. Naked would be great too!

Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

I guess you would

Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

yeahyeah , you wouldnt take a fuckin 30 minute train ride to MRF II , but now you would fly just to get fingered by a hunk , it figures...

Behshad wrote:

Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

yeahyeah , you wouldnt take a fuckin 30 minute train ride to MRF II , but now you would fly just to get fingered by a hunk , it figures...

Train never showed up

Everett wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

yeahyeah , you wouldnt take a fuckin 30 minute train ride to MRF II , but now you would fly just to get fingered by a hunk , it figures...

Train never showed up

Neither will the plane or automobile (or the hunk)!!

Behshad wrote:

Everett wrote:

Behshad wrote:

Everett wrote:Sounds like a good idea to me. However i would actually HAVE to fly somewhere to enjoy the experience

yeahyeah , you wouldnt take a fuckin 30 minute train ride to MRF II , but now you would fly just to get fingered by a hunk , it figures...

Train never showed up

Neither will the plane or automobile (or the hunk)!!

Fact Finder wrote:

I'm LMAO ...but this is a terrific idea, I'm a fan ...I VOTE YES!!!

[quote="Rick"][/quote]


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I like the dinner one and the "you were a virgin" ones best Those are hilarious!

StevePerryHair wrote::lol: I like the dinner one and the "you were a virgin" ones best Those are hilarious!

Me too ...add to that When In Doubt, We Make You Whip It Out and the Journey LTS nod ...


oh, oh and We Handle More Pkgs Than UPS ...it's funny stuff, Rick!!

Thanks Rick! Showed those to co-workers too, we are all laughing our asses off!

Behshad didn't like it?

Rick wrote:Behshad didn't like it?

nope!

Just go through the damn scanners people!

Had to admit those were funny though.

Behshad wrote:

Rick wrote:Behshad didn't like it?

nope!

Fact Finder wrote:

hoagiepete wrote:Just go through the damn scanners people!

Had to admit those were funny though.

NO! Screen the damn Muslims coming from overseas and check the terror watch list 15 or 16 times a damned day for domestic flights..leave GrandMa and GrandPa going from Grand Rapids to Grand Forks alone...enough of this nonsense. It's bullshit, just last Friday I flew to Cincy from Harrisburg and when I went through the damn scanner they cleared the terminal due to a pipe bomb scare.

I declare^^^ this ^^^ the most stupid post of the week ! You think every terrorist would be on a list you moron ?

Fact Finder wrote:Rick, I can't do those fancy graphics but here's one I saw,


"Get Your Hands Off My Teabag"

That whole thing is just one picture I got in an email.

Fact Finder wrote:Rick, here's one I saw,


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People are too fucking sensitive. Just fucking deal with it. Peeps want safety, but don't want a little inconvenience...

S2M wrote:People are too fucking sensitive. Just fucking deal with it. Peeps want safety, but don't want a little inconvenience...

TSA agents can be arrogant assholes at times. Some of them even have a bit of a god complex. They feel that they are not to be questioned. I know they have to deal with a steady stream of people all day long, and I'm sure that can get tiring, but a little reasonableness (is that even a word?) can go a long way.

Rick wrote:

S2M wrote:People are too fucking sensitive. Just fucking deal with it. Peeps want safety, but don't want a little inconvenience...

TSA agents can be arrogant assholes at times. Some of them even have a bit of a god complex. They feel that they are not to be questioned. I know they have to deal with a steady stream of people all day long, and I'm sure that can get tiring, but a little reasonableness (is that even a word?) can go a long way.

So can your left sack upon explosion if these fuckers choose to opt out and some tapped fuck gets on board with something....