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As many of you know, every 4 years the Olympics have an event called the decathlon. Many believe that this event showcases the world's greatest male athlete. What would constitute, in your opinion, events to recognize the world's greatest female athlete. I just don't think a female decathlon has the right events.

I have come up with 9 events, but I need a 10th. Please help. Here's what I have so far :


Cooking
Ironing
Window washing
Laundry
Vacuuming
Mopping
Shopping
Dish washing
Toilet and tub cleaning

10. Cocksucking

Alternate events- Sperm receptical.



Here they come dude. I can hear those bitches running in here full throttle, eager to drop the hammer on me. Hahahaha.

Fellatio?

Angel wrote:Fellatio?

You need practice. Lucky I am not in Idaho. Your throat would get a 4 hour workout daily.

Rockindeano wrote:

Angel wrote:Fellatio?

You need practice. Lucky I am not in Idaho. Your throat would get a 4 hour workout daily.

In your dreams.

Rockindeano wrote:10. Cocksucking

You never disappoint, man!

Saint John wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:10. Cocksucking

You never disappoint, man!

If Natalie participates, we can add "gargling" to the event. hahahahaa

Angel wrote:Fellatio?

Yes, please

Rockindeano wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:10. Cocksucking

You never disappoint, man!

If Natalie participates, we can add "gargling" to the event. hahahahaa

Dude, if Natalie participates no one else will DARE participate-I'd kick ass at this decathalon...oh, and I can deliver babies too.

Angel wrote:oh, and I can deliver babies too.

Who gives a shit? Can you swallow a truckload of salty dicksnot? I'll give you some protein...you won't need that Activia shit anylonger.

I am sure I can catch a 5 pound ball of bones too. I played tight end in school. It would be like taking a snap from center, just that the center is now a bearded axe wound and the football is a baby. Pretty similar I assume.

Angel wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Saint John wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:10. Cocksucking

You never disappoint, man!

If Natalie participates, we can add "gargling" to the event. hahahahaa

Dude, if Natalie participates no one else will DARE participate- I'd kick ass at this decathalon... oh, and I can deliver babies too.

Not if they allow Andrew to participate....

Rockindeano wrote:

Angel wrote:oh, and I can deliver babies too.

Who gives a shit? Can you swallow a truckload of salty dicksnot? I'll give you some protein...you won't need that Activia shit anylonger.

I am sure I can catch a 5 pound ball of bones too. I played tight end in school.

Dude, go take a cold shower, I'm not swallowing your protein.

Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Ahem, nosepicking?

Eating

Fucking.

There's your three, Lynn.

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

peeing on the bathroom floor
leaving wet towels on the floor
eating and using as many dishes as possible

How else would we have our decathalon with out their help?

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

They like to "fuck" ...but alas, it's not on the list for the females, too bad ...yep, masturbating will have to do!!!

Michigan Girl wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

They like to fuck ...but alas, it's not on the list for the females, too bad ...yep, masturbating will have to do!!!

LOL, when you drop the F bomb, I start howling. I cannot wait to meet you.

One for the boys: Deduce down to the specific detail the meaning of his partner's "I'm fine."
One for the girls: Resist the compulsion to infer hidden meaning from her partner's "I'm fine."

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

They like to fuck ...but alas, it's not on the list for the females, too bad ...yep, masturbating will have to do!!!

LOL, when you drop the F bomb, I start howling. I cannot wait to meet you.

I wouldn't have, but Lynn doesn't like it when we>>>>F*ck and it is her list!!

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
Sleeping
Looking good

ebake02 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

They like to fuck ...but alas, it's not on the list for the females, too bad ...yep, masturbating will have to do!!!

LOL, when you drop the F bomb, I start howling. I cannot wait to meet you.

I wouldn't have, but Lynn doesn't like it when we>>>>F*ck and it is her list!!

yep! Fuck it is!! But like you said, if it's not on the female list, then they are ON THEIR OWN!!!

Angel wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

+1

Angel wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

We do look good....at least I do anyway!

ebake02 wrote:

Angel wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

We do look good....at least I do anyway!

Prove it.

Angel wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

Angel wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

StevePerryHair wrote:Hmmm.... I'll have to think on that Dan! But I DO happen to have a male list!!!!

Burping
Farting
Snoring
Ball scratching
Beer drinking
"pooping"
Masturbating

wow, men dont do a lot more than that!!! I need help with THREE more!!!

Watching porn
sleeping
looking good

You were on a roll there...right up to the end.

We do look good....at least I do anyway!

Prove it.

I'd prove it by dropping a pair of sweaty hairy balls in your face.

Rockindeano wrote:I'd prove it by dropping a pair of sweaty hairy balls in your face.

I'd cut those bastards off with a rusty knife if you did that.

Angel wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:I'd prove it by dropping a pair of sweaty hairy balls in your face.

I'd cut those bastards off with a rusty knife if you did that.

Ouch!