LeBron returns to Cleveland tonight

The national media can't wait to make a spectacle out of us lowly Clevelanders. They are just chomping at the bit for the first drunken buffoon who does something really bad/violent. A lot of local and national pundits are imploring us to keep it "civil" and not do anything "crazy."
I'm not going to the game because I just went Tuesday, but I just wanted to go on record now to say that I fully endorse anything and everything that happens to LeBron tonight, including violence against him and/or his friends. The guy's a common thug, and besides, Cleveland's reputation can't get any worse than it already is, so who cares?
I'm not going to the game because I just went Tuesday, but I just wanted to go on record now to say that I fully endorse anything and everything that happens to LeBron tonight, including violence against him and/or his friends. The guy's a common thug, and besides, Cleveland's reputation can't get any worse than it already is, so who cares?
