MR

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:38 am**

Ok, not that I have one now, but it'll be physically impossible after tomorrow.

I'm having my uvula removed tomorrow, which means the idea of me taking vocal lessons and learning to use vibrato, are now out of reach. On the plus side, I'll be relaxing at the house on drugs for a week! :shock:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:39 am**

Sorry to hear that, Jim. I hear hysterectomy's are painful. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:42 am**

Saint John wrote:Sorry to hear that, Jim. I hear hysterectomy's are painful.

That's "UVULECTOMY" ding-dong! :lol:

Hell, I probably do need a hysterectomy though to get all of my bitching out. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:46 am**

You and Sting!

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:46 am**

Awe, that's a bummer to have surgery this time of year...with all of the food temptations!! Good luck Jim!! Hope all goes well and the surgery helps!!

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:48 am**

G.I.Jim wrote:Ok, not that I have one now, but it'll be physically impossible after tomorrow. I'm having my uvula removed tomorrow, which means the idea of me taking vocal lessons and learning to use vibrato, are now out of reach. On the plus side, I'll be relaxing at the house on drugs for a week!

WHY?!?

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 6:49 am**

StevePerryHair wrote:Awe, that's a bummer to have surgery this time of year...with all of the food temptations!! Good luck Jim!! Hope all goes well and the surgery helps!!

Thanks!

I'll be enjoying a lot of soups and yogurt for the next couple of weeks. As long as it helps, that's all that matters. It's been driving me CRAZY!!

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:09 am**

Sorry to hear that Jimbo, but can't you just get another one from one of those sexshops by where you live?! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:10 am**

G.I.Jim wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Awe, that's a bummer to have surgery this time of year...with all of the food temptations!! Good luck Jim!! Hope all goes well and the surgery helps!!

Thanks! I'll be enjoying a lot of semen loads, soups and yogurt for the next couple of weeks. As long as it helps, that's all that matters. It's been driving me CRAZY!!

Semen loads? Dude, I love your openness. :shock:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:13 am**

Will you still be able to rock the little man in the boat? Is the old lady on board with all of this?

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:16 am**

Rockindeano wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote:Awe, that's a bummer to have surgery this time of year...with all of the food temptations!! Good luck Jim!! Hope all goes well and the surgery helps!!

Thanks! I'll be enjoying a lot of semen loads, soups and yogurt for the next couple of weeks. As long as it helps, that's all that matters. It's been driving me CRAZY!!

Semen loads? Dude, I love your openness.

Don't ask, don't tell!

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:17 am**

Don wrote:Will you still be able to rock the little man in the boat? Is the old lady on board with all of this?

Yes Don... I'll still be rocking the hell outta that little boat! :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:30 am**

G.I.Jim wrote: As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrator !!!

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:34 am**

brywool wrote:You and Sting!

Phil Collins too... hell maybe it'll HELP me. :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:08 am**

Saint John wrote:Sorry to hear that, Jim. I hear hysterectomy's are painful.

At first I thought he said vulva!

Seriuosly, I don't think vibrato would be impossible but you'd have to do it another way.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:32 am**

Nuke this thread its from that GI jim guy :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:39 am**

I thought it read "vibrator".

Good luck, bud.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 9:42 am**

So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:03 am**

Don wrote:So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

Could be to help with sleep apnea. Maybe I'm going crazy, but I vaguely remember previous sleep apnea discussions on the board.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:05 am**

Starrider wrote:
Don wrote:So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

Could be to help with sleep apnea. Maybe I'm going crazy, but I vaguely remember previous sleep apnea discussions on the board.

People were talking about it, yes. My mom has it but I didn't know it was so common.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:18 am**

Seven Wishes wrote:I thought it read "vibrator".

Good luck, bud.

That's what I thought it said too. I really started to feel bad for Jimbo, then I realized it's only surgery.... :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 10:23 am**

Don wrote:So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

It can obstruct the airway during sleep, that's the most common reason why.

Sorry to hear Jim! Hope you have a short and easy recovery!

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:14 am**

Melissa wrote:
Don wrote:So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

It can obstruct the airway during sleep, that's the most common reason why.

Sorry to hear Jim! Hope you have a short and easy recovery!

You are a sleeper here, you know that? Quiet as a dumb mouse....yet you know a helluva lot of stuff. You and your Floridian chocolate lover are both MR dark horse mensas.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:20 am**

Is a church mouse considered a dumb mouse?

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:26 am**

Don wrote:Is a church mouse considered a dumb mouse?

You are just full of questions today! :lol:

if it were a religious debate, I bet some would call them dumb mice :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:27 am**

Rockindeano wrote:
Melissa wrote:
Don wrote:So, how does your uvula actually go bad? Why the need to remove it?

It can obstruct the airway during sleep, that's the most common reason why.

Sorry to hear Jim! Hope you have a short and easy recovery!

You are a sleeper here, you know that? Quiet as a dumb mouse....yet you know a helluva lot of stuff. You and your Floridian chocolate lover are both MR dark horse mensas.

Thanks!

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:28 am**

Don wrote:Is a church mouse considered a dumb mouse?

Yeah aren't I supposed to be a church mouse? :lol:

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 11:50 am**

G.I.Jim wrote:As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrato!!!

Just get new batteries.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:01 pm**

Andrew wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrato!!!

Just get new batteries.

I can always count on you smart-asses for a pick-me-up.

And to answer the question, I keep getting sinus infections this year, and my uvula keeps getting swollen and it actually makes me choke and gag. Worst feeling in the WORLD!

I can't wait until this thing is gone.

Posted: **Thu Dec 16, 2010 12:15 pm**

Andrew wrote:
G.I.Jim wrote:As of tomorrow, I'll have no vibrato!!!

Just get new batteries.

As usual , you're a day late and dollar short. :twisted:

MR

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