MR

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2011 3:57 pm**

Post your favorites....

This one cracked me up.

"Why do they put designs on toilet paper?? Honestly, while someone is taking a crap are they gonna look at the toilet paper and say OMG its a butterfly!?"

Posted: **Mon Jan 31, 2011 4:57 pm**

Outside Independence Hall after signing the 2nd draft of the Constitution a woman asked Benjamin Franklin what type of government the Constitution was bringing into existence. Franklin replied, “A republic, if you can keep it.”

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 11:49 am**

I rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook ! :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:50 pm**

"Dear IRS, just filed our return. You already have my left nut remember, please send the refund ASAP."

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:56 pm**

I don't know why this made me laugh.

"Slow cooking a pot of Bigfoot beef stew"

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:56 pm**

ebake02 wrote:I don't know why this made me laugh.

"Slow cooking a pot of Bigfoot beef stew"

Bigfoot is a cow??????

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:02 pm**

Angel wrote:
ebake02 wrote:I don't know why this made me laugh.

"Slow cooking a pot of Bigfoot beef stew"

Bigfoot is a cow??????

Is it? That's one funny looking cow if it is. :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:09 pm**

ebake02 wrote:
Angel wrote:
ebake02 wrote:I don't know why this made me laugh.

"Slow cooking a pot of Bigfoot beef stew"

Bigfoot is a cow??????

Is it? That's one funny looking cow if it is.

Apparently. Beef=cow therefore Bigfoot beef stew=cow stew and Bigfoot=cow :lol:

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:10 pm**

One of my own:

"Just saw a guy in Target's parking lot wearing lavender colored Richard Simmon's style nut-hugger shorts. Need new retinas."

Posted: **Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:10 pm**

Melissa wrote:One of my own:

"Just saw a guy in Target's parking lot wearing lavender colored Richard Simmon's style nut-hugger shorts. Need new retinas."

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