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Apple does it again

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:16 am
by Duncan
Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost between $499.00 and $699.00 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their tits and not listening to them.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:47 am
by SusieP
Nice to know you are keeping abreast of the news, Dunc.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:56 am
by StevePerryHair
:lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 3:57 am
by Michigan Girl
StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:01 am
by slucero
StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:



The Icock... every new model will be bigger than the one before....

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:06 am
by Michigan Girl
slucero wrote:
StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:



The Icock... every new model will be bigger than the one before....

Perhaps color will dictate size?!?! :?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:20 am
by Moon Beam
StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock


They might see an increase in a woman's desire if they do that. :)

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:26 am
by Saint John
When referring to Apple products, the proper grammar is a small "i" followed by a capital letter. Hence, it would be the iCock.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 4:30 am
by Behshad
This is perfect for crybaby Enigma & his chesticles :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 5:03 am
by slucero
It could be a new product line...

The "iGasm" for the ladies..

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"...with the new iGasm's touch sensitive interface, your experience has never been better"

"... Come on over.... to iGasm"



They could also come out with a carry case for the iCock... call it the "iCooch"... will also conveniently hold your iPad... :lol:

"...now you can stuff your iCooch with your iCock and your iPad..."

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:17 am
by Saint John
The latest sales estimates suggest Apple might sell as many as 100 million iPhones. :) 8)

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:19 am
by conversationpc
Saint John wrote:When referring to Apple products, the proper grammar is a small "i" followed by a capital letter. Hence, it would be the iCock.


It just cracks me up that you and I get PO'd by that stuff, to a degree anyway. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:21 am
by Saint John
conversationpc wrote:
Saint John wrote:When referring to Apple products, the proper grammar is a small "i" followed by a capital letter. Hence, it would be the iCock.


It just cracks me up that you and I get PO'd by that stuff, to a degree anyway. :lol:


Yeah, when I graduated college I never envisioned correcting people on the proper spelling of the iCock. :lol: :?

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:30 am
by StevePerryHair
Saint John wrote:
conversationpc wrote:
Saint John wrote:When referring to Apple products, the proper grammar is a small "i" followed by a capital letter. Hence, it would be the iCock.


It just cracks me up that you and I get PO'd by that stuff, to a degree anyway. :lol:


Yeah, when I graduated college I never envisioned correcting people on the proper spelling of the iCock. :lol: :?
Well why doesn't my iPhone correct for that? I can type IPhone, and it doesn't auto correct! I think your company should fix that! :lol: iCock, ICOCK, Icock, icock...it's all the same to me! :lol: Maybe they should come out with a line of them, and use different capitalizations according to size of the device :P :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 6:43 am
by Michigan Girl
You can spell it Anyway You Want It, Lynny ...it's Your Cock!! :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 7:46 am
by ebake02
StevePerryHair wrote::lol:

I'm going to hold out for the Icock....I don't think it's fair to have only a product that gives him pleasure ;) :lol:


Don't women have more than enough toys already? You guys don't need anymore. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:01 am
by Journey/Survivor
I don't understand the obsession with these!?!?


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:05 am
by Journey/Survivor
I do, however, love these!


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PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:10 am
by S2M
How about the IClit....something else to rub your thumb around. Box included.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 9:12 am
by Behshad
Journey/Survivor wrote:I do, however, love these!


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Is that second one , Phyl ?! :shock: