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http://tmz.vo.llnwd.net/o28/newsdesk/tm ... _sheen.mp3

I can't get this at work. Someone wanna give a synopsis?

From TMZ:

Charlie Sheen just launched a nuclear attack on live radio ... slamming "Two and a Half Men" creator Chuck Lorre -- calling him a turd -- and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."


Sheen unloaded while calling in to "The Alex Jones Show" and claimed he is 100% clean, saying, "Here's your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won't get high."

During his rant Sheen compared himself to the Marlon Brando character in "Apocalypse Now" -- and hit just about everything and everyone:

-- He calls Lorre "a turd" and "a clown" and says his real name is "Hymie Levine."

-- Referring to his rehab stint, Sheen claims to have embarrassed Lorre "in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process."

-- On Alcoholics Anonymous ... Sheen says it's a "bootleg cult" with a success rate of only 5%, while his is 100% and added, "Newsflash .. I am special and I will never be one of you."

-- After one rant the host, Alex Jones, tells Charlie he sounds like Thomas Jefferson. Charlie's response, "I'm not Thomas Jefferson. He was a p***y! But I dare anyone to debate me on things."

-- On his drug and alcohol issues, "I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it ... with my mind."

Yesterday Charlie flew to an island near the Bahamas with ex Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson, and Natalie Kenly. In the the interview Charlie says Brooke has bailed out ... saying, "Where there were 4 there are now 3. Goodbye Brooke. Good luck in your travels, you're going to need it. Badly."

There's more ... much more -- including sometime incomprehensible riffs about trolls, tattoos, F-18 fighter pilots, and Vatican assassins.

For what it's worth ... Charlie also said he's ready to get back to work.

You have to listen to him speak - definitely intense - almost erratic - and reminiscent of someone on a drug rant....he still has a sense of clarity - so I believe he's not currently on drugs - but you get a taste of his personality.

TMZ wrote:...and went on to call Thomas Jefferson a "p***y."

Thomas Jefferson will be remembered forever.... people will still forget the name "Charlie Sheen" 1 month after he OD's...

slucero wrote:Thomas Jefferson will be remembered forever.... people will still forget the name "Charlie Sheen" 1 month after he OD's...

Clearly Charlie believes the sun rises and sets in his pants...


Charlie Sheen called into a nationally syndicated radio show on Thursday and unleashed a shocking rant in which he attacked Alcoholics Anonymous and his hit CBS show, "Two and a Half Men."

"I was told if I went on the attack, they would cancel the show," Charlie claimed to host Alex Jones in an interview for his radio show, "The Alex Jones Show," on Thursday, referring to his CBS bosses.

"Are they happy with the $5 billion they made off me?" Charlie asked. "['Two and a Half Men'] is a runaway frickin' juggernaut."

Charlie made it abundantly clear he doesn't believe the show can survive without him, telling Alex, "Watch your ratings, dudes. Watch your stupid ratings.

"Do what you're gonna do -- I'll go make movies with superstars," he threatened.

That dude is going to be found dead before long.

He go crazie.

Just think of Charlie's addiction as a ventriloquist and Charlie is the dummy. His lip are moving, but it's his addiction doing all the talking.

I feel bad for all the other people involved in that show. It's a good show. It's too bad he is such a strong character. I'm sure it will be hard to convince CBS execs that the show could go on with a replacement. Wonder if they will try.

The show is in heavy syndication, none of its cast are going to starve, that's for sure.

Don wrote:The show is in heavy syndication, none of its cast are going to starve, that's for sure.

True, but it still has to be a disappointment to them. They are out of work regardless....

I'm sure John Cryer's not crying....

Now that Charlie has no reason to stay sober.... odds are he offs himself sooner..

I don't understand why they'd pull the show. Ratings would be through the roof with all of the free PR he just gave the show. Besides, what did he say that was all that wrong?

Saint John wrote:I don't understand why they'd pull the show. Ratings would be through the roof with all of the free PR he just gave the show. Besides, what did he say that was all that wrong?

Well, the stuff he said about Chuck Lorre COULD make things a little uncomfy on the set maybe? Then again, maybe he's used to it!! I'm sure this is an "executive" decision. CBS is probably embarrassed

Saint John wrote:I don't understand why they'd pull the show. Ratings would be through the roof with all of the free PR he just gave the show. Besides, what did he say that was all that wrong?

This prolly had something to do with it...

CBS Responds to Charlie Sheen, Suspends Shooting on Two and a Half Men
February 24th, 2011 9:08 PM by Hilton Hater Tags: Charlie Sheen
http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2011/ ... nd-a-half/


Two and a Half Men was scheduled to resume shooting on Monday. Then, Charlie Sheen opened his ridiculous mouth.

First, he went on a radio show and said all THIS. Then, he spoke to TMZ and challenged sitcom creator Chuck Lorre to a fight, saying:

"I violently hate Chaim Levine [Chuck Lorre]. He's a stupid, stupid little man and a pussy punk that I'd never want to be like."

Sheen continued: "That piece of shit [Lorre] took money out of my pocket, my family's pocket, and, most importantly, my second family - my crew's pocket... you can tell him [Lorre] one thing. I own him."

In response, CBS and Warner Bros. have issued the following statement:

"Based on the totality of Charlie Sheen's statements, conduct and condition, CBS and Warner Bros. Television have decided to discontinue production of Two and a Half Men for the remainder of the season."

We all know what this means, don't we? It's REALLY party time for Charlie now!

Charlie Sheen is going to win this standoff. Cable channels are probably lining up to sign him. Imagine a slightly more explicit 2 and a half men. Boobies!!!

I bet he has a stroke.....he'll be like Larry Flynt and be even more pathetic....

Saint John wrote:Charlie Sheen is going to win this standoff. Cable channels are probably lining up to sign him. Imagine a slightly more explicit 2 and a half men. Boobies!!!

HAHAHAHAhahahahaha, true fuckin' that...I also heard Charlie was going to pay the crew out of his pocket a bonus...that's pretty fuckin' stand up for a guy who also happens to be the highest paid TV star to date...I'm sure the cast and crew were glad to be a part of the huge success the show was...To be honest I've only seen a couple of episodes and highlights (when EVH was on)...Yeah his ego got in the way, and he arguably comes across like a crazy hedonist - but he can do what he does to live his life the way he wants, and has no fear about it, so fuckin' Kudo's to you. Isn't that what we should all have the balls to do in this life??

As soon as Charlie started offering recovery advice to Lindsay Lohan a few days after he got out of rehab, he pretty much pigeon-holed himself as just another addict too stupid to keep his mouth shut. It's the only thing he could do which would give a clue that he's learned anything. Simply being "dry" doesn't make people sober, nor equates as "healing". Time and hard work does, neither of which he's remotely close to putting in. Nobody with that short of recovery time has anything of substance to say to anyone. He comes off like a blend of Narcissistic and Antisocial Personality Disorders, and the latter is closely associated with high-octane lifestyles and addiction. How old is he now, and how many times has he been in the same spot? And he still claims to have it all figured out? LOL...

More from Charlie...


"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together."

brandonpfn wrote:More from Charlie...


"What does this say about Haim Levine [Chuck Lorre] after he tried to use his words to judge and attempt to degrade me. I gracefully ignored this folly for 177 shows ... I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power and can't handle the truth. I wish him nothing but pain in his silly travels especially if they wind up in my octagon. Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words -- imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists. I urge all my beautiful and loyal fans who embraced this show for almost a decade to walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.

Remember these are my people ... not yours...we will continue on together."

Well, I really don't think Chuck Lorre will be hurting either. It's not his only show and he will probably have others in the future.

StevePerryHair wrote:I feel bad for all the other people involved in that show. It's a good show. It's too bad he is such a strong character. I'm sure it will be hard to convince CBS execs that the show could go on with a replacement. Wonder if they will try.

They should call Estevez. I think he's free.
He's got the DNA, and less likely to run off on a hooker binge every other week. It's a win-win.

Andrew wrote:He go crazie.

Maybe you should invite him to join MR , he'd fit in perfectly fine

It sounds like whatever Mel Gibson has is contagious.

DrFU wrote:It sounds like whatever Mel Gibson has is contagious.

Well, except in this case, he IS using Chuck Lorre's real name when he address's him!! It's not antisemitic! Though I guess the "hymie" one was!

DrFU wrote:It sounds like whatever Mel Gibson has is contagious.

Gibson rules !! He just had a golddigger bitch pushing his buttons

I do find it interesting that Charlie, who had just days ago, a very public health concern involving porn stars and extremely large quantities of cocaine, doesn't seem to want to take any of these concerns with any level of cognizance - I mean, he is who he is, but when the WHOLE world is looking at you, how about some fuckin' tact and realin' it in just a smidge? I think he's yet another victim and relevant participant of a totally overdosed narcissistic culture...but something tells me he's got that Motley Crew gene in him. It will be him and the cockroaches surviving WWIII