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Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:22 am
by Enigma869
I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:


http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/wo ... hid_5.html

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:32 am
by steveo777
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:


http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2011/03/wo ... hid_5.html


54 bags?!?! I'm already leary of things that can bleed for 5 days and not die! :shock:

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 10:38 am
by Enigma869
steveo777 wrote:I'm already leary of things that can bleed for 5 days and not die! :shock:


I've been using this line for decades...much to the chagrin of my collection of sisters :shock:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:09 am
by Angel
"Mackaliunas was charged with possession with intent to deliver a controlled substance..."

Haha...hahaha....haha...hahahahahha..ha...haha!! OH man, am I the only one that finds this funny?????

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:10 am
by Angel
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel bad for the midwife that has to go in after the one bag that someone forgot-two months later. EWW, nasty stuff right there!!!!!!

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:39 am
by Saint John
Angel wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel bad for the midwife that has to go in after the one bag that someone forgot-two months later. EWW, nasty stuff right there!!!!!!


Just couldn't help yourself, could you?

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:55 am
by Angel
Saint John wrote:
Angel wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel bad for the midwife that has to go in after the one bag that someone forgot-two months later. EWW, nasty stuff right there!!!!!!


Just couldn't help yourself, could you?

Why should I help myself? It's what I do....and I'm good at it too.
So, SUCK IT!!!! ASSWIPE!

Oh, and have a great weekend, too! I hope you're feeling better.

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:58 am
by Saint John
Angel wrote:
Saint John wrote:
Angel wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

I feel bad for the midwife that has to go in after the one bag that someone forgot-two months later. EWW, nasty stuff right there!!!!!!


Just couldn't help yourself, could you?

Why should I help myself? It's what I do....and I'm good at it too.
So, SUCK IT!!!! ASSWIPE!

Oh, and have a great weekend, too! I hope you're feeling better.


Still modest.

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:03 pm
by Angel
Saint John wrote:Still modest.


Can you please expand on that? I don't know if you are complimenting me, insulting me or in some way referring to yourself......

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:20 pm
by Michigan Girl
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 12:49 pm
by Angel
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:32 pm
by steveo777
Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Not always. Once you get past the tight spot some vaggies can be quite cavernous. :lol:

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 1:50 pm
by S2M
steveo777 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Not always. Once you get past the tight spot some vaggies can be quite cavernous. :lol:


I echo that emotion..... :P :lol:

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:14 pm
by Angel
steveo777 wrote:
Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Not always. Once you get past the tight spot some vaggies can be quite cavernous. :lol:

Thank you for the lesson on female anatomy. :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:19 pm
by Memorex
This is how you get past the rope line at Charlie Sheen's parties.

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:21 pm
by Angel
Memorex wrote:This is how you get past the rope line at Charlie Sheen's parties.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:30 pm
by S2M
Angel wrote:
Memorex wrote:This is how you get past the rope line at Charlie Sheen's parties.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


I guess you have to be a midwife to get that joke..... :?

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 2:43 pm
by verslibre
Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Like parking the pink SmartCar in the fur garage? :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:03 pm
by pinkfloyd1973
Well they knew SOMETHING was fishy :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:10 pm
by Melissa
Anybody see the movie "Hall Pass"? The big size comments remind me of a particular scene in that :lol:

Re: Woman Hides 54 Bags Of Heroin In Vagina

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:43 pm
by Babyblue
verslibre wrote:
Angel wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:
Enigma869 wrote:I feel badly for the dude hitting this :shock: :shock: :shock:

:lol:
No kidding!! Kinda kills the moment when she has to unpack first!! He should
buy her a good set of luggage ...or a purse!! :wink:

And with the amount of goods in there, it seems as if her vagina is a large capacity vagina...it's probably like throwing a hot dog down the hallway.


Like parking the pink SmartCar in the fur garage? :lol:




:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 11:50 pm
by Glenn
"discovered a stunning 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags used to package heroin, and eight prescription pills in her vagina — along with $51.22 in cash and change. "


:shock: