Memorable MR moments/posts/battles....

Here is one of my favorite MR moments:
Andrew wrote:Tito wrote:Andrew wrote:Tito wrote:Andrew wrote:Ehwmatt wrote:Andrew wrote:No Survivor reunion, no DDY (I spoke to him personally, but couldn't make it work), no White Lion (EVER!), but keep on guessing.
There are a couple of names no one will see coming!
And BOTH headliners are major national acts.
Night Ranger???
Declined and haven't heard from them since. They are off my Christmas card list.
To show how much of a good person I am and loyal fan of this site I am, I took it upon myself to relay this message for you to Kelly Keagy on Saturday night after the Jim Peterik and World Stage show. I don't think HE was too happy either. You may not be getting a Christmas card from him too.
Tell me you are joking.
And if you aren't, you are the biggest halfwit, dumbass, ignorant tool that I currently have the misfortune of dealing with.
I just had one of my headliners pull a dirty stunt on me and I'm pulling them from the show - and I have just contacted Night Ranger to make a revised offer for this show. So if you did actually do this, you have fucked me three ways from Sunday.
That comment was said in jest several weeks ago and you had no right to do this.
Andrew,
I'm joking. I did not even talk to Keagy. I left immediately after the show was over. When you made this comment a couple of weeks ago, I stored it away and knowing I was going to see Keagy soon, I figured it would be a good joke to pull on you. It worked, although sorry if I gave you a heart attack.
I assume I'm not any of the following: biggest halfwit, dumbass, ignorant tool that I currently have the misfortune of dealing with. Right?
Thanks Tito. Excuse the outburst. I'm a little stressed over this show right now. Cheers....