MR

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:02 am**

I wanna get laid, I don't want to turn into the 40 year old virgin. It's past the point of embarrassing anymore.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:08 am**

I have always hated Salisbury Steak. :lol:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:09 am**

Fact Finder wrote:
ebake02 wrote:I wanna get laid, I don't want to turn into the 40 year old virgin. It's past the point of embarrassing anymore.

Well since it's the end of the world there has to MR Lady with nothing to lose, start PM'ing the chicks and gas up the car.

At this point I would probably try it. How about it ladies? :lol:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:13 am**

I hate rednecks.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:16 am**

Fact Finder wrote:
scarygirl wrote:I have always hated Salisbury Steak.

I hate cats.

I got two and my love for them is on a down hill slide to hate along with my decelerating home value. My carpet is ripped to shreds; I have nails coming through the carpet; my coffee table corners have been eaten and my living room wall has plaster missing. And this is just year one!! The good news is, it wlll all soon be over because I am pretty sure my cats are going to hell. :lol:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:27 am**

I'm going on a 24 hour binge! Got a fifth of Grey Goose and a dozen limes. Going to make a batch of Caipiroskas and go out smashed!! :twisted:

CHEERS!!!!!

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:38 am**

We scoff at the notion of someone being able to predict these things, but the real message is to be ready. All worlds come to an end eventually, but the best is yet to come!

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:45 am**

scarygirl wrote:We scoff at the notion of someone being able to predict these things, but the real message is to be ready. All worlds come to an end eventually, but the best is yet to come!

How do I get ready? Hurry up, I've done no prep for this. Nobody told me.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 9:48 am**

SunshineTwilight wrote:I'm going on a 24 hour binge! Got a fifth of Grey Goose and a dozen limes. Going to make a batch of Caipiroskas and go out smashed!!

CHEERS!!!!!

Set 'em up, Joe. I'll have a dozen of those...with one lime...and a pack of Virginia Slims 120's Menthol...F*ck it, it's the end of the world...make it 2 packs!! :twisted:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:08 am**

Aaaaaarrgh....no hang on... just a beer fart. No one died, although the dog did walk out of the room. He has no reason to have an attitude.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:09 am**

JOURNEY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:09 am**

Fact Finder wrote:
Duncan wrote:
scarygirl wrote:We scoff at the notion of someone being able to predict these things, but the real message is to be ready. All worlds come to an end eventually, but the best is yet to come!

How do I get ready? Hurry up, I've done no prep for this. Nobody told me.

Egads,,,you're in England...it's gonna be tomorrow there in like 7 minutes. Kiss your ass goodbye.

Crap that was freaking funny !

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:10 am**

ebake02 wrote:I wanna get laid, I don't want to turn into the 40 year old virgin. It's past the point of embarrassing anymore.

Try craigslist never fails :lol:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:22 am**

Duncan wrote:Aaaaaarrgh....no hang on... just a beer fart. No one died, although the dog did walk out of the room. He has no reason to have an attitude.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:23 am**

I hope andrew is still around.....

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:32 am**

JSS Rocks! wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:
Duncan wrote:
scarygirl wrote:We scoff at the notion of someone being able to predict these things, but the real message is to be ready. All worlds come to an end eventually, but the best is yet to come!

How do I get ready? Hurry up, I've done no prep for this. Nobody told me.

Egads,,,you're in England...it's gonna be tomorrow there in like 7 minutes. Kiss your ass goodbye.

Crap that was freaking funny !

It was

. I'll stay behind thanks - got a hockey game to watch. All I know is my loud-mouthed neighbor is definitely partying today (since about 11:00 this morning) like the end is near - will be for him if he keeps it up :wink:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:32 am**

Everett wrote:JOURNEY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

REO SPEEDWAGON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 10:33 am**

ebake02 wrote:
Everett wrote:JOURNEY SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

REO SPEEDWAGON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 11:08 am**

ebake02 wrote:
REO SPEEDWAGON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

YES THEY DO!

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 11:24 am**

SunshineTwilight wrote:I'm going on a 24 hour binge! Got a fifth of Grey Goose and a dozen limes. Going to make a batch of Caipiroskas and go out smashed!!

CHEERS!!!!!

Good idea....I am going for Tequila can I borrow a lime?

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 11:27 am**

brywool wrote:
ebake02 wrote:
REO SPEEDWAGON SUCKS!!!!!!!!!

YES THEY DO!

Take it back bryan :twisted:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:09 pm**

Letterman's Top 10 ways to make the apocalypse more fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj9Bd_odJHQ

LOL at #4

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:15 pm**

Fact Finder wrote:
Duncan wrote:
scarygirl wrote:We scoff at the notion of someone being able to predict these things, but the real message is to be ready. All worlds come to an end eventually, but the best is yet to come!

How do I get ready? Hurry up, I've done no prep for this. Nobody told me.

Egads,,,you're in England...it's gonna be tomorrow there in like 7 minutes. Kiss your ass goodbye.

This made me LMAO ...even in the face of death!! :shock:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:24 pm**

Fact Finder wrote:
Duncan wrote:
scarygirl wrote:We scoff at the notion of someone being able to predict these things, but the real message is to be ready. All worlds come to an end eventually, but the best is yet to come!

How do I get ready? Hurry up, I've done no prep for this. Nobody told me.

Egads,,,you're in England...it's gonna be tomorrow there in like 7 minutes. Kiss your ass goodbye.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:28 pm**

portland wrote:
SunshineTwilight wrote:I'm going on a 24 hour binge! Got a fifth of Grey Goose and a dozen limes. Going to make a batch of Caipiroskas and go out smashed!!

CHEERS!!!!!

Good idea....I am going for Tequila can I borrow a lime?

Why of course!! Here ya go! :wink:

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:28 pm**

Triple S wrote:Letterman's Top 10 ways to make the apocalypse more fun:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj9Bd_odJHQ

LOL at #4

lol at number 7.

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:33 pm**

SunshineTwilight wrote:
portland wrote:
SunshineTwilight wrote:I'm going on a 24 hour binge! Got a fifth of Grey Goose and a dozen limes. Going to make a batch of Caipiroskas and go out smashed!!

CHEERS!!!!!

Good idea....I am going for Tequila can I borrow a lime?

Why of course!! Here ya go!

Why thank you!!!

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:40 pm**

portland wrote:
SunshineTwilight wrote:
portland wrote:
SunshineTwilight wrote:I'm going on a 24 hour binge! Got a fifth of Grey Goose and a dozen limes. Going to make a batch of Caipiroskas and go out smashed!!

CHEERS!!!!!

Good idea....I am going for Tequila can I borrow a lime?

Why of course!! Here ya go!

Why thank you!!!

...ahem...and where's mine?

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:44 pm**

portland wrote:
SunshineTwilight wrote:

Good idea....I am going for Tequila can I borrow a lime?

Why of course!! Here ya go!

portland wrote:Why thank you!!!

Sorry, I'm NOT sharing my Grey Goose though!!

Posted: **Sat May 21, 2011 12:51 pm**

I tried one of those new frozen lemonade drinks from McDonalds today. It was too bitter, it needed more of the strawberry flavor in it. I just had to get that off my chest before the end comes tomorrow. I was gonna write a letter to McDonalds about it. But you know how slow the mail is. We'll all be dead before the letter arrives to their headquarters.

MR

It's been nice knowing you guys..