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NBA - the worst pro sport

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:28 am
by S2M
I can't even watch this debacle that is the NBA Finals....I have NO IDEA what a foul is. I can't even complain about the calls... :lol: :lol:

And all day, every day, every sports station(I think someone mentioned this already) is sucking LeBitch & Co.'s johnson....

Plus the fact I can't tell if Stewart Scott is looking at me, or not....I feel like it's a staring contest. WOW.

And the game itself is SOOOO fucking boring. All it is is isolation for the stars. And don't get me started on dunks. Dude, you jumped in the air and slammed a ball through a circle....OOOHHHH. I'm scared, and that was not a skill shot. I swear if they outlawed dunks, half these illiterates would be lost. Have you ever heard Kendrick Perkins talk? WOW. :shock:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:35 pm
by S2M
WOW...Stern weaving his magic with Joe Crawford tonight....SMH. Leflop and his sidekick taking a session with Vlade Divac at halftime. SMH.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:30 pm
by ebake02
That's why I watch hockey.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:30 pm
by S2M
ebake02 wrote:That's why I watch hockey.


Word.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:35 pm
by ebake02
I'd like to see Lebron step in front of a 100 mph slapshot. The current NHL record is 105.9 mph by Zdeno Chara. :shock:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:37 pm
by S2M
ebake02 wrote:I'd like to see Lebron step in front of a 100 mph slapshot. The current NHL record is 105.9 mph by Zdeno Chara. :shock:


Joe Crawford would probably call a charge on the puck..... :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:40 pm
by ebake02
S2M wrote:
ebake02 wrote:I'd like to see Lebron step in front of a 100 mph slapshot. The current NHL record is 105.9 mph by Zdeno Chara. :shock:


Joe Crawford would probably call a charge on the puck..... :lol:


Yeah, NBA players are wussies. :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 3:11 pm
by steveo777
I enjoy watching college teams.

Go Gonzaga! :D

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:17 pm
by Rockindeano
This is the S2M I like to read.

Good job on this Sean. IMHO, spot on.

You just know the Heat will win it in 7 games, clinching at home, with Van Gundy and Marv Albert having an orgasm on national tv. Boy, can't wait to see Stuart Scott, thaty bald PTI black fucker and Tragic Johnson all hype Lebron and "D Wade," for a solid hour....and it's going to be so great hearing about the "Big Three" all summer long. Jesus Christ I am already hating this Heat win.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:24 pm
by Rockindeano
steveo777 wrote:I enjoy watching college teams.

Go Gonzaga! :D


Ever been to the Kennel? I was there to see Washington State beat the Zags to end their long-assed home court winning streak...and got run out of the place late in the second half, for get this....yelling at my own team. I was riding this thug fucker De Angelo Casto....looks like Plaxico but the fucker can jump over a combine tractor. Anyway, I am all geared up in Cougar colours and screaming at my own team, and the security dude was all over me, escorting me from the arena. Then I took a piss outside on a plant and got a 67 dollar ticket. At least we won. :)

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:30 pm
by S2M
Another fuck I can't stand is Jay Crawford...I've never seen such a useless waste of space. I actually like Skip Bayless....and that sailor-mouthed Dana Jacobson can be cute in her own way....the Two-Live Stus can go buh-bye, and Rob Parker ain't bad....Broussard sucks Lebron's dick, and Sage Steel and that other token black, Reischea Canidate aren't doing First Take any favors....they should bring back Thea Andrews - she was smokin.

They should just re-name that show The Heatle Network.....All Heatles, All the Time....

FUCK TOUCHDOWN JESUS

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:32 pm
by steveo777
Rockindeano wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I enjoy watching college teams.

Go Gonzaga! :D


Ever been to the Kennel? I was there to see Washington State beat the Zags to end their long-assed home court winning streak...and got run out of the place late in the second half, for get this....yelling at my own team. I was riding this thug fucker De Angelo Casto....looks like Plaxico but the fucker can jump over a combine tractor. Anyway, I am all geared up in Cougar colours and screaming at my own team, and the security dude was all over me, escorting me from the arena. Then I took a piss outside on a plant and got a 67 dollar ticket. At least we won. :)


Never been to the Kennel. Got a soft spot for the Zags because that's where I grew up. :D

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 4:36 pm
by Rockindeano
steveo777 wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
steveo777 wrote:I enjoy watching college teams.

Go Gonzaga! :D


Ever been to the Kennel? I was there to see Washington State beat the Zags to end their long-assed home court winning streak...and got run out of the place late in the second half, for get this....yelling at my own team. I was riding this thug fucker De Angelo Casto....looks like Plaxico but the fucker can jump over a combine tractor. Anyway, I am all geared up in Cougar colours and screaming at my own team, and the security dude was all over me, escorting me from the arena. Then I took a piss outside on a plant and got a 67 dollar ticket. At least we won. :)


Never been to the Kennel. Got a soft spot for the Zags because that's where I grew up. :D


Best city in America that noone knows about, eh? Spokane is a gem. 300,000 people, mountains, rivers and wheatfields....just a great place to live.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:50 pm
by Deb
ebake02 wrote:That's why I watch hockey.


+1

:lol: It's the only sport I watch. The rest.........yaaaaawn. :P

Re: NBA - the worst pro sport

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:56 pm
by Glenn
S2M wrote:I can't even watch this debacle that is the NBA Finals....I have NO IDEA what a foul is. I can't even complain about the calls... :lol: :lol:

And all day, every day, every sports station(I think someone mentioned this already) is sucking LeBitch & Co.'s johnson....

Plus the fact I can't tell if Stewart Scott is looking at me, or not....I feel like it's a staring contest. WOW.

And the game itself is SOOOO fucking boring. All it is is isolation for the stars. And don't get me started on dunks. Dude, you jumped in the air and slammed a ball through a circle....OOOHHHH. I'm scared, and that was not a skill shot. I swear if they outlawed dunks, half these illiterates would be lost. Have you ever heard Kendrick Perkins talk? WOW. :shock:



Highest rated series in a long time...So far all 5 games are undecided until the last minute...

Nice hate thread though..

PostPosted: Fri Jun 10, 2011 11:59 pm
by Glenn
S2M wrote:Another fuck I can't stand is Jay Crawford...I've never seen such a useless waste of space. I actually like Skip Bayless....and that sailor-mouthed Dana Jacobson can be cute in her own way....the Two-Live Stus can go buh-bye, and Rob Parker ain't bad....Broussard sucks Lebron's dick, and Sage Steel and that other token black, Reischea Canidate aren't doing First Take any favors....they should bring back Thea Andrews - she was smokin.

They should just re-name that show The Heatle Network.....All Heatles, All the Time....

FUCK TOUCHDOWN JESUS



YOU are MR's version of Skip Bayless..And if you don't understand why....No...I'm sure you do know why.

Re: NBA - the worst pro sport

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:36 am
by Michigan Girl
Glenn wrote:Highest rated series in a long time...So far all 5 games are undecided until the last minute...

Nice hate thread though..
You sure are mouthy for a new guy ... :wink:





I love the NBA - a few players!!

Re: NBA - the worst pro sport

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:25 pm
by Glenn
Michigan Girl wrote:
Glenn wrote:Highest rated series in a long time...So far all 5 games are undecided until the last minute...

Nice hate thread though..
You sure are mouthy for a new guy ... :wink:

Go Mavs!





I love the NBA - a few players!!

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 9:23 pm
by Enigma869
Just another reason that I'm hoping Miami continues to puke on their shoes!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_d ... nba-wp4730

PostPosted: Sat Jun 11, 2011 11:34 pm
by iceberg
Enigma869 wrote:Just another reason that I'm hoping Miami continues to puke on their shoes!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nba/blog/ball_d ... nba-wp4730


wow. didn't see this. some people just insist on their penis showing regardless of how stupid it makes them look.

both players just lost respect to me.

when lebron quits disappearing more than houdini, he can talk a little more.

PostPosted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 3:06 am
by Rockindeano
Glenn wrote:
S2M wrote:Another fuck I can't stand is Jay Crawford...I've never seen such a useless waste of space. I actually like Skip Bayless....and that sailor-mouthed Dana Jacobson can be cute in her own way....the Two-Live Stus can go buh-bye, and Rob Parker ain't bad....Broussard sucks Lebron's dick, and Sage Steel and that other token black, Reischea Canidate aren't doing First Take any favors....they should bring back Thea Andrews - she was smokin.

They should just re-name that show The Heatle Network.....All Heatles, All the Time....

FUCK TOUCHDOWN JESUS



YOU are MR's version of Skip Bayless..


Man, is this a spot on post. Perfect.