MR

Ok, you are FORCED to do this...and if you are going to bitch about that point, don't even play along, but I want to know your thinking on this "scenario."

You must fuck one of these fine individuals, marry one and also kill one. Here goes:

Gary Busey

Orenthal

Kanye West.


Let's hear it ladies.

Rockindeano wrote:Ok, you are FORCED to do this...and if you are going to bitch about that point, don't even play along, but I want to know your thinking on this "scenario."

You must fuck one of these fine individuals, marry one and also kill one. Here goes:

Gary Busey

Orenthal

Kanye West.


Let's here it ladies.

Okay, I'll play along. Let's see. I would:
Marry Busey. Then promptly have him put away (or else I'd have to kill him)

OJ's nearly a hundred by now, but he's a Heisman Trophy winner and former stellar athlelete, and might still have some game, so I'd do him (and then I'd have to kill him)

Kanye, I'd kill outright. (Hell, I might have to kill him anyway).

I can't even lower myself to the level of pretend w/this list ...
and if I want to bitch about it, I will!!!

With this list I think you should have listed it as:

Institutionalize/Death Penalty/Sew lips shut in that order.

Noticed your not on the list?

Ladies in that order what would you like to do to Deano?

Fine, put me in this list.

Orenthal

Deano

Gary Busey



go....................

Rockindeano wrote:Fine, put me in this list.

Orenthal

Deano

Gary Busey



go....................

Yeah, I can see the girls lining up to say hell yeah, "I'll fuck Deano, kill Oj and marry GB! probably not.

Rockindeano wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Fine, put me in this list.

Orenthal

Deano

Gary Busey



go....................

Yeah, I can see the girls lining up to say hell yeah, "I'll fuck Deano, kill Oj and marry GB! probably not.

The ladies don't play this game (publically anyway :lol) as it is, they definitely aren't going to play it when you put MR names in it. That's just all kinds of awkward. I remember trying to start up and Eff Marry Kill game some time ago - I can't remember if it was here or another board... might not have been here - and the women never play. Me, I think it's funny as heck, I mean it's just joking. It's a great road trip game - "Eff Marry Kill" and "Who Would You Rather..." have killed many hours on long trips.

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Fine, put me in this list.

Orenthal

Deano

Gary Busey



go....................

Yeah, I can see the girls lining up to say hell yeah, "I'll fuck Deano, kill Oj and marry GB! probably not.

The ladies don't play this game (publically anyway :lol) as it is, they definitely aren't going to play it when you put MR names in it. That's just all kinds of awkward. I remember trying to start up and Eff Marry Kill game some time ago - I can't remember if it was here or another board... might not have been here - and the women never play. Me, I think it's funny as heck, I mean it's just joking. It's a great road trip game - "Eff Marry Kill" and "Who Would You Rather..." have killed many hours on long trips.

oh please...... Women are more perverted than what us men ever could be.

ebake02 wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Fine, put me in this list.

Orenthal

Deano

Gary Busey



go....................

Yeah, I can see the girls lining up to say hell yeah, "I'll fuck Deano, kill Oj and marry GB! probably not.

The ladies don't play this game (publically anyway :lol) as it is, they definitely aren't going to play it when you put MR names in it. That's just all kinds of awkward. I remember trying to start up and Eff Marry Kill game some time ago - I can't remember if it was here or another board... might not have been here - and the women never play. Me, I think it's funny as heck, I mean it's just joking. It's a great road trip game - "Eff Marry Kill" and "Who Would You Rather..." have killed many hours on long trips.

oh please...... Women are more perverted than what us men ever could be.

She didn't imply that women are more or less perverted than men, she merely pointed out that woman are generally less public about it. Having said that, is it too late to retract my response?

Jubilee wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Fine, put me in this list.

Orenthal

Deano

Gary Busey



go....................

Yeah, I can see the girls lining up to say hell yeah, "I'll fuck Deano, kill Oj and marry GB! probably not.

The ladies don't play this game (publically anyway :lol) as it is, they definitely aren't going to play it when you put MR names in it. That's just all kinds of awkward. I remember trying to start up and Eff Marry Kill game some time ago - I can't remember if it was here or another board... might not have been here - and the women never play. Me, I think it's funny as heck, I mean it's just joking. It's a great road trip game - "Eff Marry Kill" and "Who Would You Rather..." have killed many hours on long trips.

oh please...... Women are more perverted than what us men ever could be.

She didn't imply that women are more or less perverted than men, she merely pointed out that woman are generally less public about it. Having said that, is it too late to retract my response?

I know that. I was saying that they are just as public about it as we are.

ebake02 wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Fine, put me in this list.

Orenthal

Deano

Gary Busey



go....................

Yeah, I can see the girls lining up to say hell yeah, "I'll fuck Deano, kill Oj and marry GB! probably not.

The ladies don't play this game (publically anyway :lol) as it is, they definitely aren't going to play it when you put MR names in it. That's just all kinds of awkward. I remember trying to start up and Eff Marry Kill game some time ago - I can't remember if it was here or another board... might not have been here - and the women never play. Me, I think it's funny as heck, I mean it's just joking. It's a great road trip game - "Eff Marry Kill" and "Who Would You Rather..." have killed many hours on long trips.

oh please...... Women are more perverted than what us men ever could be.

She didn't imply that women are more or less perverted than men, she merely pointed out that woman are generally less public about it. Having said that, is it too late to retract my response?

I know that. I was saying that they are just as pubic about it as we are.

Fixed it for ya.....

S2M wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

Jubilee wrote:

ebake02 wrote:

bluejeangirl76 wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Fine, put me in this list.

Orenthal

Deano

Gary Busey



go....................

Yeah, I can see the girls lining up to say hell yeah, "I'll fuck Deano, kill Oj and marry GB! probably not.

The ladies don't play this game (publically anyway :lol) as it is, they definitely aren't going to play it when you put MR names in it. That's just all kinds of awkward. I remember trying to start up and Eff Marry Kill game some time ago - I can't remember if it was here or another board... might not have been here - and the women never play. Me, I think it's funny as heck, I mean it's just joking. It's a great road trip game - "Eff Marry Kill" and "Who Would You Rather..." have killed many hours on long trips.

oh please...... Women are more perverted than what us men ever could be.

She didn't imply that women are more or less perverted than men, she merely pointed out that woman are generally less public about it. Having said that, is it too late to retract my response?

I know that. I was saying that they are just as pubic about it as we are.

Fixed it for ya.....

Hey Deano!...

Not that long ago a nice girl swallowed my load and said "too many fatty foods". Is that really possible to deduce from my load?...or was she coincidentally commenting on my jiggling ass in the moments before launch? It freaked me out. I still see her all the time, though she never touched fatty food extract launcher again; and the weird thing is, the last 6 months I have radically changed what i eat for the better, quit smoking completely, and do an hour on my awesome elliptical and schwinn recumbant bike 5 days a week, plus my 3-5 mile daily hikes with my dogs. I'm in the best shape/health I've been in for a decade. all because some waitress/nursing student made a remark after gulping my jizz. Life is funny, you know. I should thank her. the ultimate irony, she had a hairy (not that yummy) box. Maybe i could have changed her life by popping up and saying "too much tuna". We'll never know.
I have about seven more pounds of squishy midsection to rearrange or lose, then I'm back at my early 90's fighting physique. exciting. 2 more weeks or so.

Uno_up wrote:Hey Deano!...

Not that long ago a nice girl swallowed my load and said "too many fatty foods". Is that really possible to deduce from my load?...or was she coincidentally commenting on my jiggling ass in the moments before launch? It freaked me out. I still see her all the time, though she never touched fatty food extract launcher again; and the weird thing is, the last 6 months I have radically changed what i eat for the better, quit smoking completely, and do an hour on my awesome elliptical and schwinn recumbant bike 5 days a week, plus my 3-5 mile daily hikes with my dogs. I'm in the best shape/health I've been in for a decade. all because some waitress/nursing student made a remark after gulping my jizz. Life is funny, you know. I should thank her. the ultimate irony, she had a hairy (not that yummy) box. Maybe i could have changed her life by popping up and saying "too much tuna". We'll never know.
I have about seven more pounds of squishy midsection to rearrange or lose, then I'm back at my early 90's fighting physique. exciting. 2 more weeks or so.

parfait wrote:

Uno_up wrote:Hey Deano!...

Not that long ago a nice girl swallowed my load and said "too many fatty foods". Is that really possible to deduce from my load?...or was she coincidentally commenting on my jiggling ass in the moments before launch? It freaked me out. I still see her all the time, though she never touched fatty food extract launcher again; and the weird thing is, the last 6 months I have radically changed what i eat for the better, quit smoking completely, and do an hour on my awesome elliptical and schwinn recumbant bike 5 days a week, plus my 3-5 mile daily hikes with my dogs. I'm in the best shape/health I've been in for a decade. all because some waitress/nursing student made a remark after gulping my jizz. Life is funny, you know. I should thank her. the ultimate irony, she had a hairy (not that yummy) box. Maybe i could have changed her life by popping up and saying "too much tuna". We'll never know.
I have about seven more pounds of squishy midsection to rearrange or lose, then I'm back at my early 90's fighting physique. exciting. 2 more weeks or so.

This is LMAO hysterical!!
Must be like the articles that guys buy Playboy for!?!

Hey, Uno ...I had Bunco last night, are you familiar? A group of women gather
to review/share music, swap solutions for the economic crisis, share secrets
for raising successful children and how to make a perfect sandwich ... etc.
Fortunately, for you, we had a sub last night ...she's a therapist who specializes
in sexual dysfunction ...since I had none, I brought this up^^^^she said, "
eat pineapple, fresh, and plenty of it."
Also, another friend, and member of our group,
is the morning DJ @our local AC radio station, as of this morning you're a star!!

I see nothing much has changed. I need to catch up on 4 months worth.

Michigan Girl wrote:Hey, Uno ...I had Bunco last night, are you familiar? A group of women gather
to review/share music, swap solutions for the economic crisis, share secrets
for raising successful children and how to make a perfect sandwich ... etc.
Fortunately, for you, we had a sub last night ...she's a therapist who specializes
in sexual dysfunction ...since I had none, I brought this up^^^^she said, "
eat pineapple, fresh, and plenty of it."
Also, another friend, and member of our group,
is the morning DJ @our local AC radio station, as of this morning you're a star!!

Just read this...
Funny, as a friend gave me the exact same advice recently, "The next time you know you're getting head, drink plenty of pineapple juice...all the ladies love it!" Haha!

Michigan Girl wrote:Hey, Uno ...I had Bunco last night, are you familiar? A group of women gather
to review/share music, swap solutions for the economic crisis, share secrets
for raising successful children and how to make a perfect sandwich ... etc.
Fortunately, for you, we had a sub last night ...she's a therapist who specializes
in sexual dysfunction ...since I had none, I brought this up^^^^she said, "
eat pineapple, fresh, and plenty of it."
Also, another friend, and member of our group,
is the morning DJ @our local AC radio station, as of this morning you're a star!!

I'd fuck Deano

Angiekay wrote:I'd fuck Deano