MR

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:02 am**

Kevin Shirley posted this on his Facebook page. Pretty funny. :lol:

http://www.jazzoasis.com/methenyonkennyg.htm

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:27 am**

Kenny G? The guy from Color Me Badd? :shock:

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:36 am**

Peartree12249 wrote:Kevin Shirley posted this on his Facebook page. Pretty funny.

http://www.jazzoasis.com/methenyonkennyg.htm

Wow...That guy is like the Yngwie Malmsteen of jazz music. Great stuff! :lol:

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:47 am**

btw...It's "Metheny" without the "A".

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:13 am**

"But when Kenny G decided that it was appropriate for him to defile the music of the man who is probably the greatest jazz musician that has ever lived by spewing his lame-ass, jive, pseudo bluesy, out-of-tune, noodling, wimped out, fucked up playing all over one of the great Louis's tracks (even one of his lesser ones), he did something that I would not have imagined possible. He, in one move, through his unbelievably pretentious and calloused musical decision to embark on this most cynical of musical paths, shit all over the graves of all the musicians past and present who have risked their lives by going out there on the road for years and years developing their own music inspired by the standards of grace that Louis Armstrong brought to every single note he played over an amazing lifetime as a musician."

ROFL!!! Yeah!!!!!

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:28 am**

Musical necrophilia???
:lol:

That has got to be one of the all time greatest musician rants in the history of....EVER! :lol:

Okay, Pat...breathe...

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:28 am**

Jubilee wrote::shock:

Musical necrophilia???

That has got to be one of the all time greatest musician rants in the history of....EVER!

It's a good one but still not sure if it tops this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOwZBo8FQvo

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:40 am**

AR wrote:
Jubilee wrote::shock:

Musical necrophilia???

That has got to be one of the all time greatest musician rants in the history of....EVER!

It's a good one but still not sure if it tops this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOwZBo8FQvo

I LOVE RJD but I think he was a bit over the top in that clip...I understand him being angry with Campbell (who wouldn't) but I don't care for anyone wishing death on someone, especially now considering RJD is now dead and gone.

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 4:40 am**

Isn't this rant close to a decade old by now? It's not new.

Posted: **Wed Jul 06, 2011 7:57 am**

verslibre wrote:Isn't this rant close to a decade old by now? It's not new.

It's only been just over 4 years. This is an epic rant and, although not as eloquent as Metheny's, it cuts pretty deep.

MR

Pat Metheny Unloads On Kenny G.

Pat Metheny Unloads On Kenny G.