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Cops: Man had sex with inflatable pool raft

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 4:37 am
by JRNYMAN
The heat will make you do some weird shit. Today is the 32nd day with a temp of 110 or more this summer here in Phoenix, but fortunately it was Cincinnati's heat that drove this guy to it.
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/2011 ... -pool-raft

:shock: :shock: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:02 am
by AR
An inflatable raft has a right to choose what to do with it's plastic.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:27 am
by Behshad
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:33 am
by JRNYMAN
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:36 am
by Behshad
JRNYMAN wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati


;) I knew,,, thats where FF is from ;)

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:37 am
by AR
JRNYMAN wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati


As God is my witness I thought it was ok to have sex with a raft in public.

Image

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 6:11 am
by JRNYMAN
Behshad wrote:;) I knew,,, thats where FF is from ;)

DOH! :oops: :oops: Sorry.

AR wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati


As God is my witness I thought it was ok to have sex with a raft in public.

Image


One of the absolute best 70's sitcom episodes ever! Listening to the "Big Guy" calmly but painfully explain himself was one of the funniest moments in TV history IMHO. :lol:
Here's that entire episode condensed down to :30
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST01bZJPuE0

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:43 am
by Journey/Survivor
AR wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:

Cincinnati


As God is my witness I thought it was ok to have sex with a raft in public.

Image


Classic quote from WKRP In Cincinnati. The turkey one that is.

On Thanksgiving every year one of the radio stations here in Cleveland plays that WKRP soundbite when they come back from a commercial break. Again, I'm talking about the turkey line. :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:47 am
by steveo777
Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 8:55 am
by Journey/Survivor
Two other lines from WKRP that always stood out to me were the "I've got a monkey on my foot" and "Tastes like lizard spit" lines.

Unfortunately, I haven't seen an episode of WKRP in years.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:15 am
by AR
I have the full WKRP series on DVD from it's last run in syndication with all the original music in tact. The official releases replace all the real music.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:39 am
by JRNYMAN
Fact Finder wrote: We don't call it Hamiltucky for nothing. :lol:


LMAO! :lol: :lol: That's funny!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 9:45 am
by JRNYMAN
AR wrote:I have the full WKRP series on DVD from it's last run in syndication with all the original music in tact. The official releases replace all the real music.

Yup, me too. It's a shame they couldn't get the copyright stuff worked out. It's the same thing that's STILL going on with The Wonder Years. I mean, c'mon... the producers of the show must have gotten the usage rights for the songs when they included them originally as well as for the replays of them in syndication, so WTF?!

The question is rhetorical. I understand why the usage rights are different when it comes to the DVD releases vs. when it airs.... It just seems petty to me.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:02 am
by DrFU
Fact Finder wrote:

HAMILTON - A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police


at least it was pink ...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:03 am
by Babyblue
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:09 am
by JRNYMAN
Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

Wow..... Really? Gawd, that was bad!!! :P :P :P :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:11 am
by steveo777
JRNYMAN wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

Wow..... Really? Gawd, that was bad!!! :P :P :P :lol:


Did ya lose a few I.Q. points. :wink: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:14 am
by RedWingFan
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:

Dude must be hung like a Chihuahua.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:15 am
by JRNYMAN
steveo777 wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

Wow..... Really? Gawd, that was bad!!! :P :P :P :lol:


Did ya lose a few I.Q. points. :wink: :lol:


I.Q...... I.Q...... don't tell me..... it's something to do with..... umm....... ahhhh screw it! I QUIT!
Wait! That's it... I.Q. = I Quit!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:15 am
by Babyblue
RedWingFan wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:

Dude must be hung like a Chihuahua.



:lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:16 am
by Babyblue
JRNYMAN wrote:
steveo777 wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Babyblue wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Well, I say whatever floats his boat............ :lol: :lol: :lol:





:lol: :lol:

Wow..... Really? Gawd, that was bad!!! :P :P :P :lol:


Did ya lose a few I.Q. points. :wink: :lol:


I.Q...... I.Q...... don't tell me..... it's something to do with..... umm....... ahhhh screw it! I QUIT!
Wait! That's it... I.Q. = I Quit!



It was funny old but funny just the same. :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 10:11 pm
by Moon Beam
AR wrote:As God is my witness I thought it was ok to have sex with a raft in public.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
Thanks Ed.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 11:07 pm
by StevePerryHair
Fact Finder wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Be hard to fit in that little blow up hole wouldn't it? :lol:


This sounds like something YOU would do. Where did this happen? :lol: :twisted: :wink:



Hey now...Cincinnati and especially the Eastside where I am, is a whole nother world from Hamilton where this happened. We don't call it Hamiltucky for nothing. :lol:


HAMILTON - A repeat public indecency offender has been arrested for allegedly engaging in "sexual activity" with a pink inflatable swimming pool raft, according to Hamilton police
My cousin lives in a beautiful neighborhood that is technically Hamilton county, and SHOULD have a Hamilton address, but her neighborhood fought to have a Liberty twp address, so their property values won't hurt with a Hamilton address! :lol: