MR

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 10:51 am**

Pearls of Wisdom....from the "Birth" Thread:

Rockindeano wrote:Finally, something worth reading in this fucking morgue-like site. I can literally hear Natalie pushing out a shit the size of Boise to drop on Dan's neatly combed dome. She gets backed into a corner she is a rabid dog. I, would never even consider taking on the likes of her when she is enraged. St John beware.

Blow jobs for all men at the finish line? Where the fuck do we sign up for this? I'd finish the marathon for sure, either way.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:09 am**

Deano is back - I got wood :lol:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:11 am**

brandonx76 wrote:Deano is back - I got wood

I heard he's giving blowjobs so you're in luck.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:25 am**

Angel wrote:
brandonx76 wrote:Deano is back - I got wood

I heard he's giving blowjobs so you're in luck.

Wow, you really hate him huh?

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:27 am**

brandonx76 wrote:
Angel wrote:
brandonx76 wrote:Deano is back - I got wood

I heard he's giving blowjobs so you're in luck.

Wow, you really hate him huh?

Haha...No! Didn't you read the Birth/Marathon thread?

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:38 am**

Angel wrote:
brandonx76 wrote:
Angel wrote:
brandonx76 wrote:Deano is back - I got wood

I heard he's giving blowjobs so you're in luck.

Wow, you really hate him huh?

Haha...No! Didn't you read the Birth/Marathon thread?

I did - and then I stopped - seriously - who the hell runs a marathon at ANY stage of pregnancy...Let's not misquote the man, Dean is a pro-blow jobs (and really after a long day, who isn't) but I'm pretty sure he's on the receiving end...

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:40 am**

brandonx76 wrote:I did - and then I stopped - seriously - who the hell runs a marathon at ANY stage of pregnancy...Let's not misquote the man, Dean is a pro-blow jobs (and really after a long day, who isn't) but I'm pretty sure he's on the receiving end...

Calm down, sweetie....someone mentioned he was on the "giving" team so I was just playing off of that....I'm freakin' hilarious, I just wish you people would figure that out! :lol:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:42 am**

brandonx76 wrote:
Angel wrote:
brandonx76 wrote:
Angel wrote:
brandonx76 wrote:Deano is back - I got wood

I heard he's giving blowjobs so you're in luck.

Wow, you really hate him huh?

Haha...No! Didn't you read the Birth/Marathon thread?

I did - and then I stopped - seriously - who the hell runs a marathon at ANY stage of pregnancy...Let's not misquote the man, Dean is a pro at blow jobs (and really after a long day, who isn't) but I'm pretty sure he's on the receiving end...

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:45 am**

Behshad wrote:
brandonx76 wrote: Dean is a pro at blow jobs (and really after a long day, who isn't) but I'm pretty sure B's on the receiving end...

Wow, that explains A LOT!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:53 am**

Me Dean and JSS in my basement in 2006.

I have much worse pictures of us. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 11:59 am**

AR wrote:

Me Dean and JSS in my basement in 2006.

I have much worse pictures of us.

Hey, I was there!!!! :lol:

C'mon, post the "worse" pics....

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:10 pm**

Angel wrote:
AR wrote:

Me Dean and JSS in my basement in 2006.

I have much worse pictures of us.

Hey, I was there!!!! C'mon, post the "worse" pics....

There are some really awful ones from the night before and in Florida. Not without Dean's permission though. :wink:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:12 pm**

AR wrote: Not without Dean's permission though.

Chickenshit!

(Dan, is that one word or two?)

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:16 pm**

Angel wrote:
AR wrote: Not without Dean's permission though.

Chickenshit!

(Dan, is that one word or two?)

Not at all.
There is a man code where that kind of stuff is concerned. :wink:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:21 pm**

I don't give a rats ass what you post. Hell, I posted two pics of my johnson on this site, so why would I care about a little bare ass stuff?

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:24 pm**

Rockindeano wrote:I don't give a rats ass what you post. Hell, I posted two pics of my johnson on this site, so why would I care about a little bare ass stuff?

OH HELL! I had a brief lapse in judgement....I kinda forgot who we were talking about...nevermind, don't post them!!!!! :lol:

At least not if they involve feces.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:26 pm**

Rockindeano wrote:I don't give a rats ass what you post. Hell, I posted two pics of my johnson on this site, so why would I care about a little bare ass stuff?

Jesus, never saw those you crazy fuck. :lol:

There is the drunk pick of you and I passed out, and there is a hilarious few from the parking lot in Pompano Beach.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:29 pm**

AR wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I don't give a rats ass what you post. Hell, I posted two pics of my johnson on this site, so why would I care about a little bare ass stuff?

Jesus, never saw those you crazy fuck.

There is the drunk pick of you and I passed out, and there is a hilarious few from the parking lot in Pompano Beach.

You do NOT have permission to post the passed out pic, got that? NO FUCKING WAY does that make it on here. That looked gay as all hell

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:31 pm**

Rockindeano wrote:
AR wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I don't give a rats ass what you post. Hell, I posted two pics of my johnson on this site, so why would I care about a little bare ass stuff?

Jesus, never saw those you crazy fuck.

There is the drunk pick of you and I passed out, and there is a hilarious few from the parking lot in Pompano Beach.

You do NOT have permission to post the passed out pic, got that? NO FUCKING WAY does that make it on here. That looked gay as all hell

That is why I said nothing was going out without your ok. I got your back. That one is just as bad for me. :shock:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:32 pm**

Rockindeano wrote:
AR wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I don't give a rats ass what you post. Hell, I posted two pics of my johnson on this site, so why would I care about a little bare ass stuff?

Jesus, never saw those you crazy fuck.

There is the drunk pick of you and I passed out, and there is a hilarious few from the parking lot in Pompano Beach.

You do NOT have permission to post the passed out pic, got that? NO FUCKING WAY does that make it on here. That looked gay as all hell

Just PM it to me then...I won't post it. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:33 pm**

Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
AR wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I don't give a rats ass what you post. Hell, I posted two pics of my johnson on this site, so why would I care about a little bare ass stuff?

Jesus, never saw those you crazy fuck.

There is the drunk pick of you and I passed out, and there is a hilarious few from the parking lot in Pompano Beach.

You do NOT have permission to post the passed out pic, got that? NO FUCKING WAY does that make it on here. That looked gay as all hell

Just PM it to me then...I won't post it.

No

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:34 pm**

AR wrote:
Angel wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:
AR wrote:
Rockindeano wrote:I don't give a rats ass what you post. Hell, I posted two pics of my johnson on this site, so why would I care about a little bare ass stuff?

Jesus, never saw those you crazy fuck.

There is the drunk pick of you and I passed out, and there is a hilarious few from the parking lot in Pompano Beach.

You do NOT have permission to post the passed out pic, got that? NO FUCKING WAY does that make it on here. That looked gay as all hell

Just PM it to me then...I won't post it.

No

Chickenshit!

(still waiting on word from my spelling coach on whether that's one word or two.)

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:35 pm**

Fuck, Ed's head was on my lap, my shirt was unbuttoned, and my boiler was expanded tenfold after consuming about 47 gallons of liquor that night. Happy I quit drinking now for 5 months. I swear I looked like Homer Simpson and Ed looked like Dorothy Hamil. That fucker should be forever deleted from your computer.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:37 pm**

Rockindeano wrote:Fuck, Ed's head was on my lap, my shirt was unbuttoned, and my boiler was expanded tenfold after consuming about 47 gallons of liquor that night. Happy I quit drinking now for 5 months. I swear I looked like Homer Simpson and Ed looked like Dorothy Hamil. That fucker should be forever deleted from your computer right after you PM it to Nat.

Thanks, Deano!

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:37 pm**

Rockindeano wrote:Fuck, Ed's head was on my lap, my shirt was unbuttoned, and my boiler was expanded tenfold after consuming about 47 gallons of liquor that night. Happy I quit drinking now for 5 months. I swear I looked like Homer Simpson and Ed looked like Dorothy Hamil. That fucker should be forever deleted from your computer.

Not too far off.

Actually spot on.....

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 12:56 pm**

JSS looks like he's scared shitless. :lol:

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:06 pm**

ebake02 wrote:JSS looks like he's scared shitless.

LOL.

Dean introduced me to Jeff a few weeks before. Everyone was having a blast.

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:07 pm**

AR wrote:
ebake02 wrote:JSS looks like he's scared shitless.

LOL.

Dean introduced me to Jeff a few weeks before. Everyone was having a blast.

That's true!!!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 12, 2011 1:09 pm**

Dean organized that Baltimore party, I only hosted it. Period. I will take some credit, but Dean and a Steelers fan friend of mine made that one happen.

We had a crazy time seeing Journey in Atlantic City and Boston before that.

MR

The "Welcome Back Dean" Thread

The "Welcome Back Dean" Thread