MR

Before anyone says anything, I'm 100% tolerant of homosexuality and have many, many gay friends.

I drafted Jamaal Charles in the 1st round, Peyton Manning in the 2nd, and Kenny Britt in the 5th. I'm totally screwed and likely won't win again this season.

I want to change my team name to something truly reflective of how awful it is. My candidates so far are:

Wham!
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Pretty in Pink

Anyone have any good ideas? I want to have the gayest, most awful name in the world before this weekend's games.

Bath House Blues

Friga's sweaty balls

conversationpc wrote:Bath House Blues

Did you drop your soap when you were at one of those BHBs ?

The gayest name I could think of was actually "Seven Wishes" but I think it would just be too arrogant to name the team after yourself.

conversationpc wrote:The gayest name I could think of was actually "Seven Wishes" but I think it would just be too arrogant to name the team after yourself.

Game.Set.Match!

The Ballad of Ben Gay by Ben Gay and his Silly Savages

And something to make you laugh, the song it came from, this was an old Dr. Demento feature

http://youtu.be/05Hl8FVYLjA

You can use an old name I used for one of my teams years ago:

San Francisco Faggots.

"The HOTness"

Seven Wishes wrote:Before anyone says anything, I'm 100% tolerant of homosexuality and have many, many gay friends.

I drafted Jamaal Charles in the 1st round, Peyton Manning in the 2nd, and Kenny Britt in the 5th. I'm totally screwed and likely won't win again this season.

I want to change my team name to something truly reflective of how awful it is. My candidates so far are:

Wham!
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Pretty in Pink

Anyone have any good ideas? I want to have the gayest, most awful name in the world before this weekend's games.

Do you even pay attention to football? Hell, everyone I know had Peyton on their exclude list this season because most knew that he probably wouldn't play many games... if any, at all. Also, I completely get the Britt pick and think it's a good one in the 5th round. That said, who the hell (with brain cells connected) would EVER draft a Kansas City Chief in the first round? Oye.

I ought to resurrect that TNC Greatest Hits thread I put together a few years back. That had some classic gay slurs.

When I used to live in Reston, VA my team was called "Reston Peace"

Favre Dollar Footlong

Saint John wrote:Favre Dollar Footlong

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

Saint John wrote:Favre Dollar Footlong

That's probably being about 9 inches too generous from what I've heard, though.

All my teams are known as "Off Constantly" that way if I lose I put a big headline on the league page that says the team that won "Beats Off Constantly!"

Enigma869 wrote:

Seven Wishes wrote:Before anyone says anything, I'm 100% tolerant of homosexuality and have many, many gay friends.

I drafted Jamaal Charles in the 1st round, Peyton Manning in the 2nd, and Kenny Britt in the 5th. I'm totally screwed and likely won't win again this season.

I want to change my team name to something truly reflective of how awful it is. My candidates so far are:

Wham!
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Pretty in Pink

Anyone have any good ideas? I want to have the gayest, most awful name in the world before this weekend's games.

Do you even pay attention to football? Hell, everyone I know had Peyton on their exclude list this season because most knew that he probably wouldn't play many games... if any, at all. Also, I completely get the Britt pick and think it's a good one in the 5th round. That said, who the hell (with brain cells connected) would EVER draft a Kansas City Chief in the first round? Oye.

I drafted him the day BEFORE it was announced he was out - at the time, they were saying he was Questionable for Week 1. Who knew?

Anyway, it's a 14 team league. The next guy in line was Grossman.

The Dancing Queens
Like A Virgins

Tito wrote:You can use an old name I used for one of my teams years ago:

San Francisco Faggots.

All of them great, but this one took the prize so far. Classic.

Seven Wishes wrote:

Tito wrote:You can use an old name I used for one of my teams years ago:

San Francisco Faggots.

All of them great, but this one took the prize so far. Classic.

Favre Dollar Footlong is easily the best so far.

Fudge Packers

The Miami Meat?

Seven Wishes wrote:

Tito wrote:You can use an old name I used for one of my teams years ago:

San Francisco Faggots.

All of them great, but this one took the prize so far. Classic.

Agreed. Blunt and straight to the point. I think it's unbeatable so why try!

Enigma869 wrote:

Seven Wishes wrote:Before anyone says anything, I'm 100% tolerant of homosexuality and have many, many gay friends.

I drafted Jamaal Charles in the 1st round, Peyton Manning in the 2nd, and Kenny Britt in the 5th. I'm totally screwed and likely won't win again this season.

I want to change my team name to something truly reflective of how awful it is. My candidates so far are:

Wham!
Tiptoe Through the Tulips
Pretty in Pink

Anyone have any good ideas? I want to have the gayest, most awful name in the world before this weekend's games.

Do you even pay attention to football? Hell, everyone I know had Peyton on their exclude list this season because most knew that he probably wouldn't play many games... if any, at all. Also, I completely get the Britt pick and think it's a good one in the 5th round. That said, who the hell (with brain cells connected) would EVER draft a Kansas City Chief in the first round? Oye.

Yeah, in DavePc's league I passed on Charles in the first round and took Darren McFadden even though Charles was ranked higher!!!

Seven Wishes wrote:

Tito wrote:You can use an old name I used for one of my teams years ago:

San Francisco Faggots.

All of them great, but this one took the prize so far. Classic.

I don't see any humour in that at all. Come on, gay bashing? Laughing at the word faggot? Maybe it's me, but seems a bit juvenile. By the way, if you haven't noticed, San Francisco has a helluva team, a good first year coach, one of the most photogenic cities on the globe, and oh yeah, there happen to be gays living there, as there are in LA, NY, Dallas, Detroit, Houston, Philly, DC, Seattle, Milwaukee, Peoria, Spokane, Richmond, Miami and every other city and town in the nation. Sorry, perhaps I'm a dork, but to me it just isn't funny.

I would nominate the Buff Puffs.

Hershey Highway Men

Saint John wrote:Favre Dollar Footlong

That's hilarious!

Rockindeano wrote:Maybe it's me, but seems a bit juvenile.

If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. You're mature?

Tito wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Maybe it's me, but seems a bit juvenile.

If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. You're mature?

I laughed pretty hard when I read that myself. This coming from the guy who wrote a short story about his masturbation marathon in the mens room at Lowe's, AND posted a video of himself shit faced and exposing himself on a train.

G.I.Jim wrote:

Tito wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Maybe it's me, but seems a bit juvenile.

If that ain't the pot calling the kettle black. You're mature?

I laughed pretty hard when I read that myself. This coming from the guy who wrote a short story about his masturbation marathon in the mens room at Lowe's, AND posted a video of himself shit faced and exposing himself on a train.

Please tell me you're joking! I have lurked here off and on, but I think that might have been before my time (thank God!)