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I shit you not. Tell the SIRI assistant "I am horny"

Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.

AR wrote:I shit you not. Tell the SIRI assistant "I am horny"

Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.

Apple did a great job on that phone.

Ask it, "her", whatever it is, how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Lynn said she asked hers the meaning of life and got a pretty funny answer.

Rick wrote:

AR wrote:I shit you not. Tell the SIRI assistant "I am horny"

Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.

Apple did a great job on that phone.

Ask it, "her", whatever it is, how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

It told me "It depends on whether it is American wood or European wood."

Siri rocks!! I asked what the temperature was the other day and it cracked a joke.

ebake02 wrote:

Rick wrote:

AR wrote:I shit you not. Tell the SIRI assistant "I am horny"

Answer" "There are several escort services near your location..." and it lists them.

Apple did a great job on that phone.

Ask it, "her", whatever it is, how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

It told me "It depends on whether it is American wood or European wood."

Siri rocks!! I asked what the temperature was the other day and it cracked a joke.

Evidently it has more than one answer to that question. The response I heard was something like "40 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that."

Robin Williams' Siri Impression!

http://youtu.be/0dI-WZ5cvM0


Siri in France Impression...

tater1977 wrote:Robin Williams' Siri Impression!

http://youtu.be/0dI-WZ5cvM0


Siri in France Impression...

I LOVE Robin Williams. Thanks for posting that. He is freaking hilarious!

G.I.Jim wrote:

tater1977 wrote:Robin Williams' Siri Impression!

http://youtu.be/0dI-WZ5cvM0


Siri in France Impression...

I LOVE Robin Williams. Thanks for posting that. He is freaking hilarious!

I love Mork...er I mean Robin too...

I told Siri I was too drunk to drive and it gave me cab company numbers. Pretty cool.

AR wrote:I told Siri I was too drunk to drive and it gave me cab company numbers. Pretty cool.

New toy?

artist4perry wrote:

AR wrote:I told Siri I was too drunk to drive and it gave me cab company numbers. Pretty cool.

New toy?

Not really. I am at home most weekends. "Back in the day". This would have been very useful though.

AR wrote:

artist4perry wrote:

AR wrote:I told Siri I was too drunk to drive and it gave me cab company numbers. Pretty cool.

New toy?

Not really. I am at home most weekends. "Back in the day". This would have been very useful though.

Finding escort services?

What happens if you tell her to fuck off?

steveo777 wrote:What happens if you tell her to fuck off?

I start to bug you instead.

Happy Thanksgiving Stevo and AR.

artist4perry wrote:

steveo777 wrote:What happens if you tell her to fuck off?

I start to bug you instead.

Happy Thanksgiving Stevo and AR.

Happy T.G. to you too, Ginger!

Just got my 4s yesterday, and have been playing with Siri - LOVE IT! Best piece of useful technology to come along since the original iPhone hit. I told it "Thank you" today, and it replied, "I live to serve."

steveo777 wrote:What happens if you tell her to fuck off?

It says "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

AR wrote:

steveo777 wrote:What happens if you tell her to fuck off?

It says "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

AR wrote:

steveo777 wrote:What happens if you tell her to fuck off?

It says "I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

That's it! No Thanksgiving for you!

Me to my GF's iPhone: SIRI, why are you such a fucking (c)k u n t?

SIRI: I don't appreciate that.

Apple's Siri curses out 12-year-old

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-57350 ... -year-old/


These have been trying times for Siri.

Not only has she been having to work overtime answering mundane questions posed by those with nothing better to think or do, she's even been helping Santa get off his large, lazy bottom and do his job.

It is, perhaps, unsurprising that she seems to have finally lost her temper. For, as 12-year-old Charlie Le Quesne picked up a demonstration iPhone 4S in a branch of Tesco in the UK, Siri finally let her frustrations out.



According to the Sun, the conversation went like this.

Le Quesne to Siri: "How many people are there in the world?"

Siri to Le Quesne: "Shut the f*** up, you ugly t***."

You might imagine that young Le Quesne's mom, Kim, was somewhat taken aback to hear a girl talk like that.

She told the Sun: "I thought I must be hearing things. So we asked again and the same four-letter stuff blared out."

I am in at least two minds to reveal how it was that Siri had suddenly turned Smutti. However, the staff at Tesco reportedly said that some amusing individual had entered this rather inelegant phrase as the user's name in the set-up instructions.

Oh, what have we started here?

Tesco, somewhat unused to this level of controversy in its pristine stores, told the Sun that the company had launched an investigation and had sent the phone back to Apple to be diagnosed.

Which leaves just one question dangling about one's lips: Where might the phone have been tampered with? Might it have been in the store itself?

Or might someone, somewhere along the manufacturing and delivery process, have decided that this was the way to make for a fun Christmas?