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I'm a little intoxicated and my skillz are too weak to pull this off effectively. I'd love to see someone to take a pic of Tim Tebow and PS him grunting one out on the crapper.[/color].

LOL!!!!

The world needs to stop the Tebow crap already. You are not exempt.
I'm intoxicated too. It didn't work well the first time I tried it and it's not working well now.
Heading back to Jesus next week. Hate the guilt.
Taking my own inventory, not yours.

steveo777 wrote:The world needs to stop the Tebow crap already. You are not exempt.
I'm intoxicated too. It didn't work well the first time I tried it and it's not working well now.
Heading back to Jesus next week. Hate the guilt.
Taking my own inventory, not yours.

I AM exempt... I have a whole box of these and I intend on cashing them in...



Why are you feeling guilty?

Rip Rokken wrote:I'm a little intoxicated and my skillz are too weak to pull this off effectively.

I liked you better when you were sober.

Angel wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:I'm a little intoxicated and my skillz are too weak to pull this off effectively.

I liked you better when you were sober.

It was a memorable moment in time... now back to work.

Best of luck with that. It's really too bad you're so jealous of Tebow and don't have better things to do with your time. Have a great night.

Angel wrote:Best of luck with that. It's really too bad you're so jealous of Tebow and don't have better things to do with your time. Have a great night.

I'm not jealous of Tebow, lol... I don't have anything personal against the guy at all - I'd probably like him as a person, maybe. Depends on if he was genuine in his beliefs or not, which by the accounts I have so far, he is. But, we all have a subconscious that drives us, and many people remain blind and self-deceived against acknowledging their own true motivations. He's addicted to the attention he gets from his Tebowing, and now he's in a trap that he can't get out of, like most high-profile Christian entertainer.

Let me ask you a question, and you have to be 100% honest. Do you think Tim Tebow whacks off? If not, please explain.

Rip Rokken wrote:

Angel wrote:Best of luck with that. It's really too bad you're so jealous of Tebow and don't have better things to do with your time. Have a great night.

I'm not jealous of Tebow, lol... I don't have anything personal against the guy at all - I'd probably like him as a person, maybe. Depends on if he was genuine in his beliefs or not, which by the accounts I have so far, he is. But, we all have a subconscious that drives us, and many people remain blind and self-deceived against acknowledging their own true motivations. He's addicted to the attention he gets from his Tebowing, and now he's in a trap that he can't get out of, like most high-profile Christian entertainer.

Let me ask you a question, and you have to be 100% honest. Do you think Tim Tebow whacks off? If not, please explain.

I think Tebow is genuine and I don't think he asked for the attention-it just happened and he's not going to change who he is just because some people criticize him.

As for your question...No, I don't think he does. Why not? He's not that desperate....but you wouldn't understand that, I'm sure.

Rip Rokken wrote:

steveo777 wrote:The world needs to stop the Tebow crap already. You are not exempt.
I'm intoxicated too. It didn't work well the first time I tried it and it's not working well now.
Heading back to Jesus next week. Hate the guilt.
Taking my own inventory, not yours.

I AM exempt... I have a whole box of these and I intend on cashing them in...



Why are you feeling guilty?

If you ever want to have a serious discussion about this, please feel free to PM. I'm absolutely certain your wife and family is quite down with this.

Angel wrote:....but you wouldn't understand that, I'm sure.

Huh? How do you know what I think? Curious...

Rip Rokken wrote:

Angel wrote:....but you wouldn't understand that, I'm sure.

Huh? How do you know what I think? Curious...

Educated guess, that's all.

Angel wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:

Angel wrote:....but you wouldn't understand that, I'm sure.

Huh? How do you know what I think? Curious...

Educated guess, that's all.

Explain in detail...

Rip Rokken wrote:

Angel wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:

Angel wrote:....but you wouldn't understand that, I'm sure.

Huh? How do you know what I think? Curious...

Educated guess, that's all.

Explain in detail...

I can't, I'm not drunk enough.

Angel wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:

Angel wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:

Angel wrote:....but you wouldn't understand that, I'm sure.

Huh? How do you know what I think? Curious...

Educated guess, that's all.

Explain in detail...

I can't, I'm not drunk enough.

Get a drink! Let's go for it, this will be fun. Defend your position. What's your favorite position, btw?

Rip Rokken wrote:Get a drink!

I don't drink.

Rip Rokken wrote:Let's go for it, this will be fun. Defend your position.

I'm not sure I fully understand....I don't think Tebow is desperate enough to "wack off" I think you probably are....end of story. I don't know for sure on either account, just a guess.

Rip Rokken wrote:What's your favorite position, btw?

For sleeping? On my left side.
In football? it's a tie between QB and WR
For watching TV? Reclined on the couch.

You ask weird questions.

Angel wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:Get a drink!

I don't drink.

You're missing out...

Angel wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:Let's go for it, this will be fun. Defend your position.

I'm not sure I fully understand....I don't think Tebow is desperate enough to "wack off" I think you probably are....end of story. I don't know for sure on either account, just a guess.

I said "whack off", not "wack off"... know the difference! And as far as your assertions regarding me, they are funny... but not coming from any knowledge of fact. What is more important to you - speaking the truth, or scoring zingers on the WWW? Let's discuss T-Bowl with rational minds.

Angel wrote:

Rip Rokken wrote:What's your favorite position, btw?

For sleeping? On my left side.
In football? it's a tie between QB and WR
For watching TV? Reclined on the couch.

You ask weird questions.

Holy shit this new RIP kicks ass even more than I initially thought more-so when I commented before on how this new RIP kicks ass. AWESOME.

YoungJRNY wrote:Holy shit this new RIP gets his ass kicked even more than I initially thought more-so when I commented before on how this new RIP gets his ass kicked. AWESOME.

Agreed!!!

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Angel wrote:

YoungJRNY wrote:Holy shit this new RIP gets his ass kicked even more than I initially thought more-so when I commented before on how this new RIP gets his ass kicked. AWESOME.

Agreed!!!

The previous Rip that didn't take unnecessary potshots, even at celebrities, was much more appealing, in my opinion.

conversationpc wrote:

Angel wrote:

YoungJRNY wrote:Holy shit this new RIP gets his ass kicked even more than I initially thought more-so when I commented before on how this new RIP gets his ass kicked. AWESOME.

Agreed!!!

The previous Rip that didn't take unnecessary potshots, even at celebrities, was much more appealing, in my opinion.

(ppssst, don't tell rip or youngjrny, but I changed his post when I quoted it, read closer)

It's amazing what alcohol does to a rational person.

Angel wrote:

conversationpc wrote:

Angel wrote:

YoungJRNY wrote:Holy shit this new RIP gets his ass kicked even more than I initially thought more-so when I commented before on how this new RIP gets his ass kicked. AWESOME.

Agreed!!!

The previous Rip that didn't take unnecessary potshots, even at celebrities, was much more appealing, in my opinion.

(ppssst, don't tell rip or youngjrny, but I changed his post when I quoted it, read closer)

It's amazing what alcohol does to a rational person.

Haha, I saw that right away. But I like RIP's added dimension. If you think about it, he now fits into the great world of MR quite nicely and now has a little added POP to his posts Nothing wrong with that, everyone's acting like he shoves babies into jars for a late night snack or something and eats raw cauliflower and is allergic to garlic at night. Got to see the humor in his posts

lol ...
RIP, I love you as a filthy drunk and/or sober ...I'm pretty sure
you're pulling our legs (and/or other body parts) sometimes, anyway ...
you're still RIP!!

conversationpc wrote:{edit}

It's cool, say what you really want to. You won't offend me.

YoungJRNY wrote:

Angel wrote:It's amazing what alcohol does to a rational person.

Haha, I saw that right away. But I like RIP's added dimension. If you think about it, he now fits into the great world of MR quite nicely and now has a little added POP to his posts Nothing wrong with that, everyone's acting like he shoves babies into jars for a late night snack or something and eats raw cauliflower and is allergic to garlic at night. Got to see the humor in his posts

Thank you Trav, but everything in moderation. If I ever start sexting you at 3am, please tell me it's time to pull the plug.

conversationpc wrote:The previous Rip that didn't take unnecessary potshots, even at celebrities, was much more appealing, in my opinion.

Why is it unnecessary? Here is a quote from Starpulse.com:

"Tebowing -- getting down on one knee to pray in a crowd no matter what else is going on -- has made the footballer an easy target for ridicule. Tim is now the subject of an Internet meme and his very own side-splitting Saturday Night Live sketch. The football star was even immortalized in song by some creative folks over at ESPN."

Here's your "pot" shot, my friend... looks like someone beat me to the idea.

Michigan Girl wrote:lol ...
RIP, I love you as a filthy drunk and/or sober ...I'm pretty sure
you're pulling our legs (and/or other body parts) sometimes, anyway ...
you're still RIP!!

Thank you! But trust me, if I was ever pulling on your leg, you'd know it.

Rip Rokken wrote:Why is it unnecessary? Here is a quote from Starpulse.com:

"Tebowing -- getting down on one knee to pray in a crowd no matter what else is going on -- has made the footballer an easy target for ridicule. Tim is now the subject of an Internet meme and his very own side-splitting Saturday Night Live sketch. The football star was even immortalized in song by some creative folks over at ESPN."

I don't see how that provides any justification for mocking someone over their deeply-held religious beliefs. Morally speaking, it's just not right and I'm pretty sure one of your gods, Richard Dawkins, would probably agree with that.

Soon Rip will be taking pics of his turds and threatening suicide. This board needs another idol!