MR

(it's not nearly as gay as it sounds...)

http://www.cracked.com/article/241_5-an ... ecommended

Thanks for sharing some of the results of your latest Google search....please keep the rest of the search results to yourself.

Angel wrote:Thanks for sharing some of the results of your latest Google search....please keep the rest of the search results to yourself.

Ok, that actually did make me laugh out loud, thanks.
Truth be told, my gf sent me the link. It really is interesting stuff. I mean, I never knew elephants could use their penises as a fifth leg, or that some animals can actually shoot their penises at females (or males, I guess, if that's what they're into.)

So your GF was Google searching "amazing penises?" you sure you want to admit that, man?

I heard that Neal Schon can climb a tree with his. Why else would someone's wife run off with him?

steveo777 wrote:I heard that Neal Schon can climb a tree with his. Why else would someone's wife run off with him?

But can he batter broads with it like Deen?

Don wrote:

steveo777 wrote:I heard that Neal Schon can climb a tree with his. Why else would someone's wife run off with him?

But can he batter broads with it like Deen?

Now you're talking speculative "smack".

steveo777 wrote:

Don wrote:

steveo777 wrote:I heard that Neal Schon can climb a tree with his. Why else would someone's wife run off with him?

But can he batter broads with it like Deen?

Now you're talking speculative "smack".

Smack being the operative word.

Angel wrote:So your GF was Google searching "amazing penises?" you sure you want to admit that, man?

I guess she just wanted to see if there were any nude photos of me online.

aaahaaa ...very entertaining!!


What do you do? You've not finished your important errands, but this poor girl needs your seed! Right now!
You don't want to leave her hanging, do you? Well if you're an argonaut (a.k.a. a paper nautilus), there is
no conflict at all. You simply detach your dick. It will go take care of its business while you take care of yours.

The argonaut's penis has its own tail, allowing it to swim to the female if the dude is so busy he can't even
be bothered to go over and say hi.

I'm looking this guy up to see how/if he and his penis find each other again!!

Is it me or anytime there is a thread or post about cocks and dicks, Nat and C always show up to be well, "entertaned," or "educated" or if you wish; to educate "us guys" on all issues cock.

I jacked off this morning on the shitter for the first time in 3 weeks and I swear I wrote my name(sloppily), on the bathtub 4 feet away. It felt soooooo good. Really, it felt so fucking good, I think I may just go do it again right now.

LOL Deano.

Rockindeano wrote:Is it me or anytime there is a thread or post about cocks and dicks, Nat and C always show up to be well, "entertaned," or "educated" or if you wish to educate "us guys" on all issues cock.

I jacked off this morning on the shitter for the first time in 3 weeks and I swear I wrote my name(sloppily), on the bathtub 4 feet away. It felt soooooo good. Really, it felt so fucking good, I think I may just go do it again right now.

I never noticed ...
it would be unethical and risky for me to search
the www for dicks on the company pc when I know
I can always find one here!!

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Is it me or anytime there is a thread or post about cocks and dicks, Nat and C always show up to be well, "entertaned," or "educated" or if you wish to educate "us guys" on all issues cock.

I jacked off this morning on the shitter for the first time in 3 weeks and I swear I wrote my name(sloppily), on the bathtub 4 feet away. It felt soooooo good. Really, it felt so fucking good, I think I may just go do it again right now.

I never noticed ...
it would be unethical and risky for me to search
the www for dicks on the company pc when I know
I can always find one here!!

I should find that picture of my dickhead where I drew a face on it. You ever seen those C? I had one with a Pringles dude face drawn on it and the second one was a Steve Smith look- bald and simple. RedJoe, you remeber those don't you?

In the meantime, MG, this will hopefully hold you over til you get home to relieve yourself with the shoer massager:

I remember the pic, the Rollie Fingers handlebar moustache and the urgent PM from HOTS: "REDJOE!!!! WHERE IS THE PIC OF DEAN'S WORM????? THANK YOU. HeardOnTheStreet."

Now do YOU remember the phase when you were toying with the notion of trying to get in her shorts?

Rockindeano wrote:

Michigan Girl wrote:

Rockindeano wrote:Is it me or anytime there is a thread or post about cocks and dicks, Nat and C always show up to be well, "entertaned," or "educated" or if you wish to educate "us guys" on all issues cock.

I jacked off this morning on the shitter for the first time in 3 weeks and I swear I wrote my name(sloppily), on the bathtub 4 feet away. It felt soooooo good. Really, it felt so fucking good, I think I may just go do it again right now.

I never noticed ...
it would be unethical and risky for me to search
the www for dicks on the company pc when I know
I can always find one here!!

I should find that picture of my dickhead where I drew a face on it. You ever seen those C? I had one with a Pringles dude face drawn on it and the second one was a Steve Smith look- bald and simple. RedJoe, you remeber those don't you?

In the meantime, MG

lol ...Mr. Pringle sounds vaguely familiar!!
No need for visual aids, though ...great to
see your av back up!

Here ya go MG. Just took this recent picture. I caught the little guy before he got a chance to comb his hair or wash his face. Hell, his eyes aren't even open yet! I hope you appreciate his effort to accommodate your desire to see him this early!

yeah, this is waay more ethical.

Deano, you better winkle out the weenies ...

DavidWT wrote:

Angel wrote:Thanks for sharing some of the results of your latest Google search....please keep the rest of the search results to yourself.

Ok, that actually did make me laugh out loud, thanks.
Truth be told, my gf sent me the link. It really is interesting stuff. I mean, I never knew elephants could use their penises as a fifth leg, or that some animals can actually shoot their penises at females (or males, I guess, if that's what they're into.)

You mean this isn't normal??