ebake02 wrote:JRNYMAN wrote:Can't decide which adjective fits her better: perky or peppy!

You'd probably have to put dick in a wheelchair after nailing that, probably the best sex you would ever have in your life.
You can't tell me you didn't precisely plan the wording of that statement!

Now, do you mean that metaphorically or......?
Liam wrote:She will ALWAYS be my #1, though.

DING DING DING DING!!!! We have a winner! Most definitely the girl I most often daydreamed about and who, IMHO has continued to get better looking as she has matured. Ya hear that Brad?!?! Can't say that about the freakshow, amazon woman you left Jen for, can ya? God, I'll bet Jolie is just a God damned trainwreck in the morning! Jen, on the other hand, looks like the kind of girl that can get up after only a couple of hours' sleep due to going all night, throw a scrunchie in her hair, splash some water in her face, throw on a pair of cut-offs and sunglasses and is happy to go to breakfast with you at some little dive you've been going to for years because they have the best biscuits-N-gravy. THAT'S the Jennifer Anniston I've been in love with since the very first time I saw her on Friends wearing a tight, white, wife-beater with those beautiful, awesome....... talents she has.
