MR

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/07/2 ... ostpopular

Thieves stole a man's penis while he slept, according to police.

Fei Lin, 41, of the Niqiao village near Wenling City, in east China’s Zhejiang province, told police he was asleep when the thieves burst into his room and put a bag over his head, according to CEN/EUROPICS and as reported in the Daily Star.

"They put something over my head and pulled down my trousers and then they ran off," Lin said. "I was so shocked I didn't feel a thing - then I saw I was bleeding and my penis was gone."

Police believe the attackers were jealous lovers of several local women whom Lin was having affairs with, the Austrian Times reported. Lin denied taking part in any infidelity.

Emergency workers and police searched for Lin's anatomy but turned up nothing, according to TNT Magazine. The penis thieves are nowhere to be found, but police said they're looking for the jealous lovers.

The main detective for this case is now nick-named "Dick Tracy"

So did the guy eventually find it laying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

It's probably going to turn out a bullshit story just like that one a number of months back where the chick yanked out all her ex-husbands teeth and the other one where some dude died after a chick sqeezed his balls in her hand while they were fighting about something. It's all bullshit. Funny but bullshit.

L'ingmao @"B"

This is dicked up....I mean off!