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A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:22 pm
by Rick
I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 4:29 pm
by steveo777
Now flush that stink pickle! :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:27 pm
by stevew2
steveo777 wrote:Now flush that stink pickle! :lol: :lol: :lol:
hey fat ass and ricky

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 5:35 pm
by steveo777
stevew2 wrote:
steveo777 wrote:Now flush that stink pickle! :lol: :lol: :lol:
hey fat ass and ricky


Took a bathroom story to "flush" you out?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hi Stevie! What's up?

PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 11:51 pm
by Yoda
Hhhmmm...note to self:

Never open threads entitled: "A song I wrote in the bathroom....." :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:03 am
by Michigan Girl
lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:52 am
by Behshad
Michigan Girl wrote:lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.


Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:13 am
by Everett
Dynamite 8)

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:22 am
by Rick
Behshad wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.


Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !


Honestly, I was standing there taking a leak, and I thought, if that gut gets any bigger I won't be able to see my dingus. :lol: I need to do some situps or sump'm. Probably not going to happen. :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:27 am
by The Sushi Hunter
You should start by changing your diet, amount of intake and the time when you eat during the day. That would be a good start.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:32 am
by Rick
The Sushi Hunter wrote:You should start by changing your diet, amount of intake and the time when you eat during the day. That would be a good start.


Speaking of which. They've got the new "Volcano Taco" at Taco Bell. I gotta try that! :lol:

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:34 am
by Everett
Get the doritos locos taco rick. Awesome stuff 8)

Re: A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 6:51 am
by Gideon
Rick wrote:I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.


I sat in my chair, scratching my head at this until I realized it wasn't a lyric. :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 7:53 am
by The Sushi Hunter
Rick wrote:
The Sushi Hunter wrote:You should start by changing your diet, amount of intake and the time when you eat during the day. That would be a good start.


Speaking of which. They've got the new "Volcano Taco" at Taco Bell. I gotta try that! :lol:

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That's your biggest problem right there.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:00 am
by gr8dane
Rick wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.


Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !


Honestly, I was standing there taking a leak, and I thought, if that gut gets any bigger I won't be able to see my dingus. :lol: I need to do some situps or sump'm. Probably not going to happen. :lol: :lol:


I know the feeling.That's why I put up a mirror.Then it doesn't seem so bad.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:54 am
by tater1977
Rick wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.


Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !


Honestly, I was standing there taking a leak, and I thought, if that gut gets any bigger I won't be able to see my dingus. :lol: I need to do some situps or sump'm. Probably not going to happen. :lol: :lol:


2 choices...get a smaller gut or a bigger dick....? :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:04 am
by JRNYMAN
gr8dane wrote:
Rick wrote:
Behshad wrote:
Michigan Girl wrote:lol ...be grateful that your wife didn't write the song
about you ...there's still hope.


Im sure she inspired him! Plus if this becomes a hit , she will be in the "thank you" list !


Honestly, I was standing there taking a leak, and I thought, if that gut gets any bigger I won't be able to see my dingus. :lol: I need to do some situps or sump'm. Probably not going to happen. :lol: :lol:


I know the feeling.That's why I put up a mirror.Then it doesn't seem so bad.
I had to take some of the mirrors down 'cause I got tired of running past them so I wouldn't see myself for as long or as often! :oops: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:21 am
by JRNYMAN
Fact Finder wrote:Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. :D Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times. :lol:
That last part is a SUPER BIGGIE in my house. I'm the only male in a household of 5 people (well..... the dog's technically male but he's snipped so he's neutral on most everything) so leaving the seat up has never really been an issue. It's a knee-jerk thing that happens automatically - putting it down I mean.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 9:45 am
by Rick
Fact Finder wrote:Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. :D Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father. :wink:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:30 am
by steveo777
Fact Finder wrote:
Rick wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. :D Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father. :wink:



Just remember that when it's 2 a.m. and you're about to unload that 6 pack of Bud Lights into the hole...

"Water upon water makes a sound for all to hear,
water upon porcelin makes a sound that falls silent to the ears"

:wink:


That's why I aim for the rim of the bowl when it's quiet time. :lol:

Re: A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 11:50 am
by Andrew
Rick wrote:I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.


I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.

Re: A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 12:21 pm
by Rick
Andrew wrote:
Rick wrote:I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.


I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:05 pm
by tater1977
Rick wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Rick wrote:I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.


I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.


:lol: :lol: :lol:


:lol: GRAB IT RICK!!! :lol:

Well ....er...um..you know I'm talking about Andrew's deal?
:lol: now that even sounds bad.... :lol:

Re: A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:47 pm
by JRNYMAN
Andrew wrote:
Rick wrote:I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.


I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.


I musta missed something 'cause that shit is so bad, if my cats could read they'd be howling at that song! :lol: :lol:

Re: A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:03 pm
by Rick
JRNYMAN wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Rick wrote:I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.


I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.


I musta missed something 'cause that shit is so bad, if my cats could read they'd be howling at that song! :lol: :lol:


This will turn up in some hip hop song one day I bet. :lol:

Re: A song I wrote in the bathroom just a minute ago.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:06 pm
by steveo777
Rick wrote:
JRNYMAN wrote:
Andrew wrote:
Rick wrote:I almost didn't see my dick today...

I saw my gut, I sucked it in, just in time to see his little grin.

I heard you got bad news today...

It couldn't have been as bad as mine because I almost didn't see my dick today.

It's a work in progress. Could be a best seller.


I'd like to offer you a 3 album deal with MRR.


I musta missed something 'cause that shit is so bad, if my cats could read they'd be howling at that song! :lol: :lol:


This will turn up in some hip hop song one day I bet. :lol:


Equally as valuable, I'm sure. :wink: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:06 pm
by Don
Rick wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. :D Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father. :wink:


In Iran, there are no urinals. You are expected to sit down when you pee as that is supposedly the only way to properly get all of the piss out of you.

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:08 pm
by steveo777
Don wrote:
Rick wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. :D Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father. :wink:


In Iran, there are no urinals. You are expected to sit down when you pee as that is supposedly the only way to properly get all of the piss out of you.


Iranians all have Vaginas......didn't you know that? :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:12 pm
by Rick
Don wrote:
Rick wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. :D Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father. :wink:


In Iran, there are no urinals. You are expected to sit down when you pee as that is supposedly the only way to properly get all of the piss out of you.


A friend of mine went to China, and he said the toilets there are recessed into the floor. You gotta squat over it and do yer bidness. WTF? :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 3:19 pm
by Don
Rick wrote:
Don wrote:
Rick wrote:
Fact Finder wrote:Rick, you should just sit down and pee, like Behshad does. :D Takes away your insecurity...out of sight, out of mind, and you don't make a mess for the old lady to bitch about, and it leaves the seat down at all times. :lol:


:lol: :lol: :lol: NEVER!!! It's a man's divine right to stand up and pee.

I do, however, always put the seat down and I'm very particular about cleaning up after myself. Military father. :wink:


In Iran, there are no urinals. You are expected to sit down when you pee as that is supposedly the only way to properly get all of the piss out of you.


A friend of mine went to China, and he said the toilets there are recessed into the floor. You gotta squat over it and do yer bidness. WTF? :lol: :lol: :lol:


They have those in Japan too but mostly for public restrooms. It's for sanitary reasons so your ass doesn't have to touch anything. When you flush it's like a turbo just rushed under your balls. Pretty cool actually. Better than jacking off, just flush, flush, flush.