Look at me; Hurricane San-dy
With lots of wind velocity
Hide under your bed – like the newscaster said:
“...It’s Hurricane San-dy!!”
Watch it! Hey I make landfall today
Cuz Hurricanes just act that way
Many oceans I’ve crossed
And people have lost
A lot of stuff this waaaaay – ay - ayyyyyyy…
I’ll drive you to drink,
And swear…
….and pull out your hair….
And reach for your cigarettes
(cough, cough, cough)
Grab your clippers and saws
For all the trees that'll fall...
…You did this for Hurricane Annette….
As for all you Maintenance Crews:
...Whaddya think YOU'RE gonna do??
You'll all lose your cool,
And start act-ing the fooooooooooooool.....
HEY!
F - U!!!
...I'm Hurricane Sandy.....
(C) 2012 Rocktober Music
