Fucking kids

[Liam]

What makes them think that they're entitled to get a redistribution of my candy today??? This madness must stop.

[TRAGChick]

As ESPN says: "C'mon MAN!!"

Give the little hellions sugar...and send them back to Mom & Dad....heehee...

[Liam]

I went through 500 pieces in an hour and a 1/2...we've NEVER had that traffic.

[brandonx76]

I can't believe there's not a halloween thread here...seeing some funny stuff on face book tho...

BTW, saw this moron today, had to snap a pic...

[Liam]

Someone came to the door tonight with her kids, and actually said to me "Thank God I don't celebrate Halloween"...I immediately said "Give me back my candy, Pagan". LOL

Best part was...she did. Dumb bitch.

[tater1977]

Someone came to the door tonight with her kids, and actually said to me "Thank God I don't celebrate Halloween"...I immediately said "Give me back my candy, Pagan". LOL

Best part was...she did. Dumb bitch.

[JRNYMAN]

I don't know what the deal is but for the last 3 years the number of kids at the door has dropped dramatically - tonight we had 7! 7 kids total! And we live in one of the neighborhoods where parents bring their kids to trick-or-treat! Prior to the decline, we would always run out of candy before the night was over - and my wife is no miser when it comes to fulfilling her obligation to provide the tasty rewards to the ingrate children who come a knockin'! No exaggeration, she'll usually have 2 grocery bags FULL of bags of candy - and a nice freakin variety too! This year was no different. We've got candy for miles left over!
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to my Pixie Stix and there's a couple of Reese's cups I've been eyeballin' for a while now...

[steveo777]

I don't know what the deal is but for the last 3 years the number of kids at the door has dropped dramatically - tonight we had 7! 7 kids total! And we live in one of the neighborhoods where parents bring their kids to trick-or-treat! Prior to the decline, we would always run out of candy before the night was over - and my wife is no miser when it comes to fulfilling her obligation to provide the tasty rewards to the ingrate children who come a knockin'! No exaggeration, she'll usually have 2 grocery bags FULL of bags of candy - and a nice freakin variety too! This year was no different. We've got candy for miles left over!
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to my Pixie Stix and there's a couple of Reese's cups I've been eyeballin' for a while now...

You will turn into a sugar addicted fat fucker in no time, just before thanksgiving, where you will turn into an even fatter fucker.

[JRNYMAN]

I don't know what the deal is but for the last 3 years the number of kids at the door has dropped dramatically - tonight we had 7! 7 kids total! And we live in one of the neighborhoods where parents bring their kids to trick-or-treat! Prior to the decline, we would always run out of candy before the night was over - and my wife is no miser when it comes to fulfilling her obligation to provide the tasty rewards to the ingrate children who come a knockin'! No exaggeration, she'll usually have 2 grocery bags FULL of bags of candy - and a nice freakin variety too! This year was no different. We've got candy for miles left over!
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to my Pixie Stix and there's a couple of Reese's cups I've been eyeballin' for a while now...

You will turn into a sugar addicted fat fucker in no time, just before thanksgiving, where you will turn into an even fatter fucker.

Maybe it's just me but I feel like one of those should have started with "ph" ... phat fucker or fatter phucker... you know, just to break up the monotony. And just to clarify, at 6'0" and 250 lbs. I won't be seen in any pics shirtless any time soon!

[Liam]

I don't know what the deal is but for the last 3 years the number of kids at the door has dropped dramatically - tonight we had 7! 7 kids total! And we live in one of the neighborhoods where parents bring their kids to trick-or-treat! Prior to the decline, we would always run out of candy before the night was over - and my wife is no miser when it comes to fulfilling her obligation to provide the tasty rewards to the ingrate children who come a knockin'! No exaggeration, she'll usually have 2 grocery bags FULL of bags of candy - and a nice freakin variety too! This year was no different. We've got candy for miles left over!
Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get back to my Pixie Stix and there's a couple of Reese's cups I've been eyeballin' for a while now...

They all moved to Bryan Texas to my neighborhood.

[Pelata]

I got ZERO trick or treaters last night...not a single kid.

[The Sushi Hunter]

Halloween is a hit or miss on a year by year basis. One year we handed out 25 pounds of candy and basically ran out before the doorbell stopped ringing that night. The very next year we started out with 35 pounds of candy but only handed out about 5 pounds by the end of the night. I ended up bringing the 30 pounds of left over candbars to work where they were gone in less than an hour between 50 people in the finance department where I was working. We never give out those fun sizes, we only hand out the regular sized candy bars.

I'm pretty sure now that the majority of kids knocking on our door are from other communities. I think the parents bring kids to various neighborhoods. The kids we get aren't from our nieghborhood. So sometimes everyone goes to one neighborhood and the next year they all go to a different neighborhood. Either way, we don't go overboard with candy anymore. We get about 10 pounds of candy and once it's gone, that's it. Porch light goes off, secure from operation Trick or Treat.

[scarab]

there will soon be a day when kids are banned!




also Steve will sing again and Vikings will win a game.

[Liam]

Vikings are at at 5-3 !?!