Toasts... Anyone?

With this being the time of year for lots of parties, I'm sure at some point some of us here are going to stand up and make a toast of some sort. So, let's hear 'em - even if they're corny or made up. Anyone have any really good toasts?
Being Irish most of my life,
I've heard all of the Irish toasts a thousand times over. However, here's one I've always liked...
There are good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.
Being Irish most of my life,

There are good ships, and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be.