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Sex toys improve singing voice

PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:44 pm
by Arianddu
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2013/03/vocal-coach-uses-sex-toys-to-fix-singers-voices/

It's actually pretty cool, but who could pass up that subject line?

The big question is, of course - how long before the loons start offering their vibes to Steve Perry? ;)

PostPosted: Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:34 pm
by MotherCitay
Uh ... longer than it took for you to offer yours? :wink:

PostPosted: Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:49 pm
by yulog
Zing! :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:58 am
by Jeremey
I tried this method but my gag reflex didn't allow me to reach my vocal cords.

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 8:20 am
by RPM
Jeremey wrote:I tried this method but my gag reflex didn't allow me to reach my vocal cords.


oh my......LOL... :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:09 pm
by steveo777
Jeremey wrote:I tried this method but my gag reflex didn't allow me to reach my vocal cords.


TMI! Stay out of your wife's toy box. :lol: :lol: :lol:

PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:18 pm
by Arianddu
yulog wrote:Zing! :lol:


You think so? I found it a little bland, myself.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:40 am
by The Sushi Hunter
I've heard chopping off your nuts make you sing in the higher register also.

PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:52 pm
by collingwood
I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:33 pm
by collingwood
I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well :lol:

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:20 am
by The Sushi Hunter
collingwood wrote:I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well :lol:


Ok, so what is one of these?

PostPosted: Wed Mar 27, 2013 12:02 pm
by pinkfloyd1973
The Sushi Hunter wrote:
collingwood wrote:I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well :lol:


Ok, so what is one of these?




http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=turkey+slap

PostPosted: Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:01 am
by The Sushi Hunter
Ok, now that we've "established" what this is, next question would be: who's the "beneficiary", the slapper, the slappee, or both? I think it's number 4....neither.