Sex toys improve singing voice

Posted:
Sat Mar 23, 2013 6:44 pm
by Arianddu
http://www.gizmodo.com.au/2013/03/vocal-coach-uses-sex-toys-to-fix-singers-voices/
It's actually pretty cool, but who could pass up that subject line?
The big question is, of course - how long before the loons start offering their vibes to Steve Perry?


Posted:
Sat Mar 23, 2013 8:34 pm
by MotherCitay
Uh ... longer than it took for you to offer yours?


Posted:
Mon Mar 25, 2013 3:58 am
by Jeremey
I tried this method but my gag reflex didn't allow me to reach my vocal cords.

Posted:
Mon Mar 25, 2013 1:09 pm
by steveo777
Jeremey wrote:I tried this method but my gag reflex didn't allow me to reach my vocal cords.
TMI! Stay out of your wife's toy box.


Posted:
Mon Mar 25, 2013 2:18 pm
by Arianddu
yulog wrote:Zing!

You think so? I found it a little bland, myself.

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 7:40 am
by The Sushi Hunter
I've heard chopping off your nuts make you sing in the higher register also.

Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 8:52 pm
by collingwood
I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well


Posted:
Tue Mar 26, 2013 11:33 pm
by collingwood
I bet a good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well


Posted:
Wed Mar 27, 2013 2:20 am
by The Sushi Hunter
collingwood wrote:I bet a
good old fashion Turkey Slap would work as well

Ok, so what is one of these?

Posted:
Thu Mar 28, 2013 5:01 am
by The Sushi Hunter
Ok, now that we've "established" what this is, next question would be: who's the "beneficiary", the slapper, the slappee, or both? I think it's number 4....neither.