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I had just come back from a walk. Earlier in the day I noticed my next door neighbor had a for sale sign up outside of his house. His wife just passed a way a little over a month ago. I wanted to express my condolences, and tell him how much I was going to miss him. So I walked up to the door, these are condos with glass doors. Just as I get to the door way, I see him in the hallway NAKED as a jay bird. It took me a full minute or two to see what I was seeing. I of course run away mortified. And of course, tell my roommate all the gory details as soon as I hit the door. Approximately ten minutes later, guess who shows up knocking at door (in clothes). My next door neighbor. Apparently, he had been in the shower when the phone rang. I just happened to catch him at a compromising time... My roommate was behind the laundry room door laughing the whole time.... Poor thing, he was so embarrassed...

scarygirl wrote:I had just come back from a walk. Earlier in the day I noticed my next door neighbor had a for sale sign up outside of his house. His wife just passed a way a little over a month ago. I wanted to express my condolences, and tell him how much I was going to miss him. So I walked up to the door, these are condos with glass doors. Just as I get to the door way, I see him in the hallway NAKED as a jay bird. It took me a full minute or two to see what I was seeing. I of course run away mortified. And of course, tell my roommate all the gory details as soon as I hit the door. Approximately ten minutes later, guess who shows up knocking at door (in clothes). My next door neighbor. Apparently, he had been in the shower when the phone rang. I just happened to catch him at a compromising time... My roommate was behind the laundry room door laughing the whole time.... Poor thing, he was so embarrassed...

Yeah, ok. Was he packing?

Interesting you posted this Scarygirl. I had a similar experience with a female neighber....sort of. You know how most guys have peed in the yard at sometime, especially at night and outside drinking beer? Well, I saw the neighbor lady do it in broad daylight! I guess while I was cleaning up some stuff beside our house, she must have figured noone was around. Just as I came around the corner, I saw her stand up from gardening, just standing there with her hands on her hips for a moment. I'm just behind the A/C heat pump unit at the corner of our house, when I witness her just drop her sweat pants and take a piss!!!

I'm glad she never saw me!

Rick wrote:

scarygirl wrote:I had just come back from a walk. Earlier in the day I noticed my next door neighbor had a for sale sign up outside of his house. His wife just passed a way a little over a month ago. I wanted to express my condolences, and tell him how much I was going to miss him. So I walked up to the door, these are condos with glass doors. Just as I get to the door way, I see him in the hallway NAKED as a jay bird. It took me a full minute or two to see what I was seeing. I of course run away mortified. And of course, tell my roommate all the gory details as soon as I hit the door. Approximately ten minutes later, guess who shows up knocking at door (in clothes). My next door neighbor. Apparently, he had been in the shower when the phone rang. I just happened to catch him at a compromising time... My roommate was behind the laundry room door laughing the whole time.... Poor thing, he was so embarrassed...

Yeah, ok. Was he packing?

Not so much.

steveo777 wrote:Interesting you posted this Scarygirl. I had a similar experience with a female neighber....sort of. You know how most guys have peed in the yard at sometime, especially at night and outside drinking beer? Well, I saw the neighbor lady do it in broad daylight! I guess while I was cleaning up some stuff beside our house, she must have figured noone was around. Just as I came around the corner, I saw her stand up from gardening, just standing there with her hands on her hips for a moment. I'm just behind the A/C heat pump unit at the corner of our house, when I witness her just drop her sweat pants and take a piss!!!

I'm glad she never saw me!

Okay, that is just wrong... She must have been desperate.

scarygirl wrote:

steveo777 wrote:Interesting you posted this Scarygirl. I had a similar experience with a female neighber....sort of. You know how most guys have peed in the yard at sometime, especially at night and outside drinking beer? Well, I saw the neighbor lady do it in broad daylight! I guess while I was cleaning up some stuff beside our house, she must have figured noone was around. Just as I came around the corner, I saw her stand up from gardening, just standing there with her hands on her hips for a moment. I'm just behind the A/C heat pump unit at the corner of our house, when I witness her just drop her sweat pants and take a piss!!!

I'm glad she never saw me!

Okay, that is just wrong... She must have been desperate.

Not as wrong as being behind a 400lb woman in Walmart and having her rip a big fart right in front of me. That happened too in the same week.

steveo777 wrote:

scarygirl wrote:

steveo777 wrote:Interesting you posted this Scarygirl. I had a similar experience with a female neighber....sort of. You know how most guys have peed in the yard at sometime, especially at night and outside drinking beer? Well, I saw the neighbor lady do it in broad daylight! I guess while I was cleaning up some stuff beside our house, she must have figured noone was around. Just as I came around the corner, I saw her stand up from gardening, just standing there with her hands on her hips for a moment. I'm just behind the A/C heat pump unit at the corner of our house, when I witness her just drop her sweat pants and take a piss!!!

I'm glad she never saw me!

Okay, that is just wrong... She must have been desperate.

Not as wrong as being behind a 400lb woman in Walmart and having her rip a big fart right in front of me. That happened too in the same week.

Even worse.

Scary, your story reminds me of something I said last week.

I was subbing on a bowling team for a friend of mine. One of the guys on the team is someone I bowled with years ago. Every week he would go up to the main counter, and then you'd hear over the intercom. "We'd like to wish Rick Bethune a happy birthday!" Every week. So this past week, without fail, he had them announce it, but this time they said a happy 68th birthday. It was great. A woman I don't know, but I know her husband, came up to me and said "well, you sure take good care of yourself, you don't look 68", and why I said this, I don't know, but my reply was "You should see me naked." She turns around, hands waving in the air and runs back to her lanes. I'm sitting there thinking, what a dumbass thing to say. Her husband is probably going to run over here and beat my ass. Nothing ever came of it, but the following week, which was yesterday, she didn't say a word to me.

Rick wrote:Scary, your story reminds me of something I said last week.

I was subbing on a bowling team for a friend of mine. One of the guys on the team is someone I bowled with years ago. Every week he would go up to the main counter, and then you'd hear over the intercom. "We'd like to wish Rick Bethune a happy birthday!" Every week. So this past week, without fail, he had them announce it, but this time they said a happy 68th birthday. It was great. A woman I don't know, but I know her husband, came up to me and said "well, you sure take good care of yourself, you don't look 68", and why I said this, I don't know, but my reply was "You should see me naked." She turns around, hands waving in the air and runs back to her lanes. I'm sitting there thinking, what a dumbass thing to say. Her husband is probably going to run over here and beat my ass. Nothing ever came of it, but the following week, which was yesterday, she didn't say a word to me.

The good thing about being 68 is you can say that and pretty much anything else you want and get away with it. i have an 83 yr old neighbor and the stuff he says to people just amazes me that hes not in jail

yulog wrote:

Rick wrote:Scary, your story reminds me of something I said last week.

I was subbing on a bowling team for a friend of mine. One of the guys on the team is someone I bowled with years ago. Every week he would go up to the main counter, and then you'd hear over the intercom. "We'd like to wish Rick Bethune a happy birthday!" Every week. So this past week, without fail, he had them announce it, but this time they said a happy 68th birthday. It was great. A woman I don't know, but I know her husband, came up to me and said "well, you sure take good care of yourself, you don't look 68", and why I said this, I don't know, but my reply was "You should see me naked." She turns around, hands waving in the air and runs back to her lanes. I'm sitting there thinking, what a dumbass thing to say. Her husband is probably going to run over here and beat my ass. Nothing ever came of it, but the following week, which was yesterday, she didn't say a word to me.

The good thing about being 68 is you can say that and pretty much anything else you want and get away with it. i have an 83 yr old neighbor and the stuff he says to people just amazes me that hes not in jail

That's true. I just turned 50 in November, so I'm not sure that applies to me....yet. My friend saying I was 68 may have saved my ass.

Okay SG, not to go all Freudian on you but.....
So you saw your neighbor naked. How did that make you feel? Don't answer right away.... take a minute to go back to that moment in time. Recreate the incident in your subconscious and think about how it truly made you feel.....

Just kidding! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Rick wrote:I just turned 50 in November,

I'll be 50 in November. ... **sigh**.... Mine's the 7th what's yours Rick?

JRNYMAN wrote:Okay SG, not to go all Freudian on you but.....
So you saw your neighbor naked. How did that make you feel? Don't answer right away.... take a minute to go back to that moment in time. Recreate the incident in your subconscious and think about how it truly made you feel.....

Just kidding! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Are you asking if it made her ummm randy?

Rick wrote:

JRNYMAN wrote:Okay SG, not to go all Freudian on you but.....
So you saw your neighbor naked. How did that make you feel? Don't answer right away.... take a minute to go back to that moment in time. Recreate the incident in your subconscious and think about how it truly made you feel.....

Just kidding! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Are you asking if it made her ummm randy?

I asked no such thing you pervert!! But, now that I think about it... Yeah, why not? Scarygirl...??

JRNYMAN wrote:

Rick wrote:

JRNYMAN wrote:Okay SG, not to go all Freudian on you but.....
So you saw your neighbor naked. How did that make you feel? Don't answer right away.... take a minute to go back to that moment in time. Recreate the incident in your subconscious and think about how it truly made you feel.....

Just kidding! Sorry, couldn't resist.

Are you asking if it made her ummm randy?

I asked no such thing you pervert!! But, now that I think about it... Yeah, why not? Scarygirl...??

I remember waiting for our ride after a Van Halen Concert and seeing some drunk tart peeing in the Philadelphia Spectrum parking lot. She just pulled down her leopard spotted leotards and had it. What a sight. That was the Diver Down tour too. How appropriate.

Don wrote:I remember waiting for our ride after a Van Halen Concert and seeing some drunk tart peeing in the Philadelphia Spectrum parking lot. She just pulled down her leopard spotted leotards and had it. What a sight. That was the Diver Down tour too. How appropriate.

I just blew beer on my screen, damn it!

How did it make me feel? Sick to my stomach, actually.

scarygirl wrote:How did it make me feel? Sick to my stomach, actually.

You ever though about becoming a lesbian?

Don wrote:You ever though about becoming a lesbian?

Years ago my brother and I took a friend and his gay brother to a strip club. The gay brother kept drinking a beer, then going outside, which I figured was just for a smoke. As it turned out, he didn't smoke. Everytime a woman went down to the "clam in your face state", he was out the door. Apparently the site of them made him go out for a puke, not a smoke. I can imagine seeing a hairy ass would have the same effect on me!

Don wrote:You ever though about becoming a lesbian?

He is my neighbor, not Jon Bon Jovi.

steveo777 wrote:

Don wrote:You ever though about becoming a lesbian?

Years ago my brother and I took a friend and his gay brother to a strip club. The gay brother kept drinking a beer, then going outside, which I figured was just for a smoke. As it turned out, he didn't smoke. Everytime a woman went down to the "clam in your face state", he was out the door. Apparently the site of them made him go out for a puke, not a smoke. I can imagine seeing a hairy ass would have the same effect on me!

scarygirl wrote:

Don wrote:You ever though about becoming a lesbian?

He is my neighbor, not Jon Bon Jovi.

Aw you corrected it...I liked it better when you had "Bob Jovi "...

scarygirl wrote:

Don wrote:You ever though about becoming a lesbian?

He is my neighbor, not Jon Bon Jovi.

Job problems,dating problems,seeing people naked problems..........come on girl it can't be that bad.

yulog wrote:

scarygirl wrote:

Don wrote:You ever though about becoming a lesbian?

He is my neighbor, not Jon Bon Jovi.

Job problems,dating problems,seeing people naked problems..........come on girl it can't be that bad.

dating problems

Oh yulog, that was so yesterday! I am already on to the next one! Much nicer so far, if I do say so myself. Not nary a pervert signage yet! Keeping my fingers crossed! He's got a CAT, but doesn't look like one, thank goodness! And he would never put it down!