MR

Just read your review Andrew. THAT was one hilarious read!!! For those who haven't read his review of the band...

Thunderfuck & The Deadly Romantics – Starfucker – Indie – Oh boy…you can just see the look on my face can't you? The name and the title say it all. And if in doubt, the horrendous cover art will complete the job. I review this for one reason only – to save the ears of innocent rock fans all over the world. The music here would make the worst bar room band in Bumstool, Idaho think they had a shot at the big time. It would give hope to deaf, talentless, drunk dope smokers around the world… Awful vocals, shiteous production, and banal lyrics that make Kiss sound like Shakespeare and a name that makes Big Cock sound like the best band name ever.
The band was annoyed that Versailles Records didn't use their cover of Def Leppard's Have I Ever Needed Someone So Bad – I know why - they turn it into a soulless, emotionless, pointless punk rock song and is perhaps the biggest insult any fine song has ever had bestow upon it since the Bulletboys shot American Pie right through the temple. I can't believe the band wasted postage on sending me this. What a pile of steaming shit.


I love the end of the review. Lol!!

Just protecting the ears of the world...

If not even Cleopatra and Versailles Records accepted to publish this, then you should trust Andrew

Trust me. I was kind on them.