Suggestions for 5 days in London in the U.K.

Following my hometown Baltimore Ravens next season for a game in London. I have never "crossed the pond" so to speak.
So tell me what I should see and do.
Discuss. Keep in mind I am not into art galleries and shit like that. Happy to see some historical things but I am just going to have a good time.
There should be at least 1500 or more "ugly Americans" with me from Baltimore if not more. God save the Queen!
So tell me what I should see and do.
Discuss. Keep in mind I am not into art galleries and shit like that. Happy to see some historical things but I am just going to have a good time.
There should be at least 1500 or more "ugly Americans" with me from Baltimore if not more. God save the Queen!
