Famous Roth Quotes part 1
Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2004 1:18 pmHere are few gems:
"There's Sammy bangin' on the window again....with his dick in one hand & a bottle of tequila in the other."
“Classic Van Halen, when I was in it, made you want to drink whiskey, drive fast and fuck. New Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.”
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!"
It's the Honda Principle Baby.. if two is good.. THEN 4 MUST BE BETTER!
When I go fishing, I bring a Nikon camera and a frying pan. You hope for the best, I EXPECT it!!!
I’m kinda like Darth Vadar in the Star Wars sequel; you know you ain’t seen the last of me, and chances are I could be your father.
"I was the early Van Halen style. I wrote half of every song you heard from Van Halen, sometimes more than that"
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!!
it's like I'm holding Sammy by the head and he keeps swinging at me and missing. And I'm eating a sandwich.
if you want dangerous and unpredictable, I suggest taking a valium and smoking in bed. I'm an Action Figure...I CAN HELP YOU IN OTHER WAYS!
I'VE GOT TWO FLAVORS BUBBLEGUM AND DICK AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM.
"There's Sammy bangin' on the window again....with his dick in one hand & a bottle of tequila in the other."
“Classic Van Halen, when I was in it, made you want to drink whiskey, drive fast and fuck. New Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.”
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, then turns into a pizza!"
It's the Honda Principle Baby.. if two is good.. THEN 4 MUST BE BETTER!
When I go fishing, I bring a Nikon camera and a frying pan. You hope for the best, I EXPECT it!!!
I’m kinda like Darth Vadar in the Star Wars sequel; you know you ain’t seen the last of me, and chances are I could be your father.
"I was the early Van Halen style. I wrote half of every song you heard from Van Halen, sometimes more than that"
I won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister!!
it's like I'm holding Sammy by the head and he keeps swinging at me and missing. And I'm eating a sandwich.
if you want dangerous and unpredictable, I suggest taking a valium and smoking in bed. I'm an Action Figure...I CAN HELP YOU IN OTHER WAYS!
I'VE GOT TWO FLAVORS BUBBLEGUM AND DICK AND I'M ALL OUT OF BUBBLEGUM.
