I am asking all of you today for your sincere and honest prayers for a worthwhile cause.
I need all of your prayers that today, we can all have booze to drink and get our bellies full of alcohol. If we can do this, we will all be happy. Because we all know, that when we get hammered, we can then have sex with our partner, or...without, it doesn't matter. Booze + sex = happiness.
So, let's hear your prayers.