Prayer Day

[Rockindeano]

I am asking all of you today for your sincere and honest prayers for a worthwhile cause.


I need all of your prayers that today, we can all have booze to drink and get our bellies full of alcohol. If we can do this, we will all be happy. Because we all know, that when we get hammered, we can then have sex with our partner, or...without, it doesn't matter. Booze + sex = happiness.

So, let's hear your prayers.

[Rockindeano]

Goddammit, it's been 4 minutes. Somebody hurry the fuck up, and pray already.

[Distant Voice]

In the name of Capt Morgan...Amen !

Prayers Sent...

[Marabelle]

i've never had a man who could come anywhere near a good and satisfying performance after he's been snockered, smashed, drunk, boozed up...etc; he usually is too limp too do much of anything.

[*Laura]

i've never had a man who could come anywhere near a good and satisfying performance after he's been snockered, smashed, drunk, boozed up...etc; he usually is too limp too do much of anything.

I think it works better when she is buzzed.

[Rockindeano]

i've never had a man who could come anywhere near a good and satisfying performance after he's been snockered, smashed, drunk, boozed up...etc; he usually is too limp too do much of anything.

That's why we have fingers. Shit, not too long ago, I was hammered, and didn't even try to use Jimmy and the Twins. Pulled out the ol tongue. I felt like I was painting a fence. Talked like a retard for two days. At least she was happy:)

[whocares]

i've never had a man who could come anywhere near a good and satisfying performance after he's been snockered, smashed, drunk, boozed up...etc; he usually is too limp too do much of anything.

I think it works better when she is buzzed.

that only works to make HIM look better.

I've got lots of booze to get rid of today. everyone come over for a bbq. I'm not responsible for any sex stuff though. Or lack there of.

[Angiekay]

That's why we have fingers. Shit, not too long ago, I was hammered, and didn't even try to use Jimmy and the Twins. Pulled out the ol tongue. I felt like I was painting a fence. Talked like a retard for two days. At least she was happy:)

There are SO many things wrong with this post, I don't even know where to begin!

[AR]

I am asking all of you today for your sincere and honest prayers for a worthwhile cause.


I need all of your prayers that today, we can all have booze to drink and get our bellies full of alcohol. If we can do this, we will all be happy. Because we all know, that when we get hammered, we can then have sex with our partner, or...without, it doesn't matter. Booze + sex = happiness.

So, let's hear your prayers.

AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Moon Beam]

Figures.......I go to a pig roast party
for the weekend and return to talks
of JSS, Sex and booze.
Damn does my timing stink.
Did you all have fun this weekend?