The Board - Stated Once Again

[styxman]

Holly shit Yulog...I can't keep up with all that, you got one day left to live or what

[Angiekay]

Hmmmmmmm......

[Liam]

Hmmmmmmm......

Don't get any ideas about doin' THAT to me.

[Angiekay]

Hmmmmmmm......

Don't get any ideas about doin' THAT to me.

Hey....remember that *I* make the rules thing....

[Liam]

Hmmmmmmm......

Don't get any ideas about doin' THAT to me.

Hey....remember that *I* make the rules thing....

And remember MY response to that???

[Lula]

Nice work, Yulog. Very entertaining

[Angiekay]

And remember MY response to that???

Don't sass me. On your knees, boy.

[NealIsGod]

Someone get Liam a red ball and a leather mask.

[Andrew]

Now about us being your children.......
That would make you my Daddy, in which
case I wanna know when I'm getting that new car?

I have decided to disown you all and cut you from the inheritance.

[Andrew]

lets see you missed this last night

andrew




monker,Donny osmond,paul mccartney

Thanks for the animations...good stuff.

[Moon Beam]

Now about us being your children.......
That would make you my Daddy, in which
case I wanna know when I'm getting that new car?

I have decided to disown you all and cut you from the inheritance.

I did say I would be good,dind't I?
I'll even go to church and stop swearing

[Granny]

That animation was better than going to the movies. A very talented writer.

Granny

[Lula]

I have decided to disown you all and cut you from the inheritance.

YOU SUCK!!

[yulog]

just needed some time to think in the old think tank before i start chapter 3---dont know if i have it in me but ill give it a go

[Monker]

Well, here's the thing - Deano is hated by some because of what he orchestrated this year as far as the taped vocal scandal.
It is obvious to me that many would like to see him burried and run off this board and you do your very best to influence my decisions. I see right through you folks.

No, it's NOT just Dean. You have let TNC and others constantly attack and insult me....without a warning. In fact, you basicaly laughed along with one of TNC's insults. THAT pisses me off more then anything any of the Oompa Loompa's say around here. A moderator and forum owner who is interested in any kind of "peace" on a forum shouldn't mak such "endorsements" - as YOU called it.

So, follow through on your threats this time...cuz you never have in the past.

[Andrew]

Wow Monker!

5 pages before you commented...I am amazed and I could have predicted your statement almost word for word.

Of course, I will do my best to ensure your concerns are met.

And McNeil's account is active again, as he has clearly outlined in an e-mail to me - he has a lot more complaining about me still to do - so I had better let him get on with that.

Ah, gotta love this free, open forum don'tcha?

[Monker]

OH GOD....BINARY CODE....WOW....I'm hooked.
Pretty good there, AFI (if that was yours).

It's called ASCII art...it's very old school.

[Lula]

Okay Andrew, I said "you suck" somewhere, but really YOU ROCK DUDE!!

[Liam]

And remember MY response to that???

Don't sass me. On your knees, boy.

Oh...HELL no....you get on YOUR knees.

[Moon Beam]

Well, here's the thing - Deano is hated by some because of what he orchestrated this year as far as the taped vocal scandal.
It is obvious to me that many would like to see him burried and run off this board and you do your very best to influence my decisions. I see right through you folks.

No, it's NOT just Dean. You have let TNC and others constantly attack and insult me....without a warning. In fact, you basicaly laughed along with one of TNC's insults. THAT pisses me off more then anything any of the Oompa Loompa's say around here. A moderator and forum owner who is interested in any kind of "peace" on a forum shouldn't mak such "endorsements" - as YOU called it.

So, follow through on your threats this time...cuz you never have in the past.

Damn Monker your like a dog with a bone.
Hell I'm still trying to figure if your a chick or a dick?

[Monker]

Damn Monker your like a dog with a bone.
Hell I'm still trying to figure if your a chick or a dick?

It doesn't make any difference. I'm whatever you want to imagine.

[Liam]

OH GOD....BINARY CODE....WOW....I'm hooked.
Pretty good there, AFI (if that was yours).

It's called ASCII art...it's very old school.

Dude/Ma'am (sorry..I don't know) I don't really care...was just makin' a joke.

[Monker]

Wow Monker!

5 pages before you commented...I am amazed and I could have predicted your statement almost word for word.

I didn't even turn on the computer yesterday. I think I logged on during lunch at work, and that was it.

Of course, I will do my best to ensure your concerns are met.

I don't believe you will. There is a pattern here. You blow up. The few Oompa Loompa's calm down for a few days. Then it all starts building up again.

As for me, it's not in your nature to do anything about what is said to me. Don't know why...but you never have and doubt you ever will.

And McNeil's account is active again, as he has clearly outlined in an e-mail to me - he has a lot more complaining about me still to do - so I had better let him get on with that.

I have no idea what you are talking about. Don't know much about McNeil. I didn't read the posts you mention. Don't really care if he has complaints or not. I have my own.

Ah, gotta love this free, open forum don'tcha?

Is it, or isn't it? Cuz, if you actually had the balls to follow through on such threats - it wouldn't be a TRULY "open" forum...cuz you would not allow some of the bullshit that people say to each other.

[Andrew]

Is it, or isn't it? Cuz, if you actually had the balls to follow through on such threats - it wouldn't be a TRULY "open" forum...cuz you would not allow some of the bullshit that people say to each other.

Monker, Monker Monker...you are the LAST person that needs anyone standing up for them or defending them. You give as good as you get and THAT is why you get stuff thrown at you.

You love the attention dude...you would be lost without it. I will however, protect you from the bullies if that's what you wish for.

[conversationpc]

I will however, protect you from the bullies if that's what you wish for.

Bullies? More like flies on a turd.

[yulog]

oh yeah almost forgot then Angie came by and showed everyone her



then we all said "those arent you boobs Angie, there to white"(besides those are my boobs)

meanwhile Deano was having another conversation with someone who thought he should be banned--Deano being the peacemaker that he is said










and then he said






then donny osmond said some stuff about andrew and

Andrew said



Deano loved that comeback and told Andrew he just earned another


when he gets to LA

meanwhile Deano was talking about his favorite politician to some of the other members of the forum





somewhere else on the forum Journeygal was getting ready to



because-


was stalking-oops lurking the site

meanwhile Deano is asking all the girls on the site to SHOW US YOUR





monker then takes a few stabs at Deanos reputation
and Deano replys calmly--


and of course yours and my favorite

back to our story folks!

Deano states hes never here during the day no one knows what he does but we kind of believe he is busy



people who support him say




then there are the others they get together and try to squeeze him out of the chatroom--but he pops right back in





meanwhile Monker still tries to have his voice heard ---and once again

Andrew



Angie has lost her whip and has found other ways to get her point across to the men of the forum


meanwhile clear on the otherside of the world-down under comes news





we come to find the stingray got him-CRIKEY!--------R.I.P STEVE we will all miss you


back to Angie word gets out to DEPARTURE and NIG of what she is doing and they immeadiatly set up an appointment ----after 5 minutes of this




we find 2 of Angie's customers up front



Deano finally finishes up a long day at work




donny O comes back for more with Andrew, and the wombat

swat!



meanwhile aside from all this i just dont know why this kid is overweight


hes got alot of energy




Deano comes home for some rest from his hectic day









Moonbeam has been stuck over at the booze and sex thread consuming bananas and beer






these of course are her favorite bananas




word leeks out that i said JSS sounds like Tom Jones and Journeygal gets into her car and does a driveby




elsewhere JSS decides to take a chance on american idol





Deano gets to the board and his first post to another user is




i happen to be giving a history lesson to NJ turnpike about the first nurses being ho's she seem to take it well her being a nurse and all




and in the distance a radio can be heard playing





yeah , as if

okay folks we are back from station identification break


let me turn off this porn?



that was different


okay we left our hero Monker in the fight to the death with Deano





"Monker im your father"

OOPS. Who the hell fed me the wrong script!!!

meanwhile Andrew decides to take the no frills KIWI airlines to LA




elsewhere MATTHEW is naming every freakin




on a thread called NOW PLAYING



Monker-


well this pretty much says where hes at with Andrew

elsewhere Deano and AR have torn the east coast a new asshole they are drinking the entire east coast under the table




that AR hes A trooper still drinks after passing out







elsewhere-Andrew is keeping a close eye on things









okay okay! i havent written you in for awhile---Deanos back--say hello


elsewhere Crazie Scarab liked my jiggada jigadda so much




he stole it for his avatar----dont worry Crazie---theres enough




to make the world go round--right Angie?


over at another site someone trys to come over





they continue to try new ideas





elsewhere paul McCartney finds a club for Andrew






guess that didnt work

matthews back


"get back"

Deano is attacked once again for his rude behavior and he being reformed now he tells his attacker your going to need this later





I think his rehab is coming along nicely how about you?



Donnie osmond has changed his tune all of a sudden




Andrew employs SHADOWSONG To send puppy love a message




ok Matt just hurry up already






"purple haze"



Meanwhile NJ turnpike wants



omitted from her wifely duties but she probably just wants more





added to the husbands duties


Deano asked for


i figured we need some sex in this episode


DEANO one last word for our viewers please?

[Monker]

Monker, Monker Monker...you are the LAST person that needs anyone standing up for them or defending them. You give as good as you get and THAT is why you get stuff thrown at you.

I hardly EVER go to the personal level and always try to stay within what a moderator requests. So, when other people DO NOT do those things, I'll complain about it.

You love the attention dude...

You're wrong. I don't care about attention. I just want to say what I want to say. I don't care if anybody replies, or even if anybody reads it.

I will however, protect you from the bullies if that's what you wish for.

I don't want "protection". I want everybody to be required to follow the same rules. I don't want some people to be treated differently then others. I want people to either respect what YOU want this forum to be like, or get the hell off the forum. Cuz, THAT is the way it SHOULD be...I don't think it CAN be that way unless YOU follow through on these threats of banning people and closing the forum, and on, and on, and on.

Do you REALLY think Dean is going to change permanently, in the ways that he said? I don't. It's impossible. Within a couple weeks, probably a lot sooner, he'll be slipping back into his old pattern. Within a month, the same crap will be happening...over, and over, and over again.

And, you will allow it to continue...until other people go bonkers on the forum complaining, and you blow up, and everything repeats itself.

THAT is the pattern here....and YOU are the ONLY person who can stop it.

And, I don't want to pick on JUST DEAN...there are others here who do EXACTLY the same type of thing....and you know that too. They will kiss your ass NOW...but in a few weeks, none of what is said in this thread will matter and it will be back to the "Look at what the Kool-Aid drinking cows on BT said this time..." and "Pull your fucking head away from Augeri's dick and realize he was lip-xynching" crap posts. THAT is the nature of some of the posters here...that isn't going to change...unless you follow through on things....not today, or tomorrow...but weeks from now, months from now...not waiting until it is overwhelming.

[yulog]

sorry folks had few tecnical difficulties

[Moon Beam]

Wombat I'll have you know I am biting
my lick-oh-luscious tongue for sake of
the head-ache I know you will have upon
viewing back here.

I'm a good daughter give me my inheritance!

[Liam]

I'm a good daughter give me my inheritance!

Just keep callin' him "Daddy" or "Big Poppa" you'll get your inheritance.