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Postby T-Bone » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:28 am

I guess the world didn't see this coming...... :roll: Federline had it made living off the trailor trash pop princess, but he couldn't seem to keep his hands off the "help" :lol:


Britney Spears Files for Divorce in LA

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LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears is saying bye-bye to K-Fed. The pop princess filed for divorce Tuesday from her husband, former backup dancer and aspiring rapper Kevin Federline. The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites "irreconcilable differences," said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.

Spears, 24, married Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son who was born Sept. 12. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline.

A message left with Spears' attorney, Laura Wasser, was not immediately returned.

Spears married Federline eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated frequently that the union was in trouble.

Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, issued a statement declining comment.

"There is no statement at this time as requested by Mark's client, Kevin Federline," said Michael Sands, spokesman for Kaplan.

In the divorce papers, Spears asks for custody of the couple's two children, with visitation rights for Federline. The filing lists as separate property, and thereby off-limits to Federline, "miscellaneous jewelry and other personal affects," earnings and other assets to be determined later.

The filing comes just a day after Spears, back in shape after the birth of her second child, made a surprise appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show" in New York by popping up behind him as he was sitting at his desk.

Federline appeared in the movie "You Got Served" and performed as a backup dancer for singer Justin Timberlake, Spears' former boyfriend. He was previously involved with actress Shar Jackson of TV's "Moesha." Federline and Jackson have two children.

Born in Kentwood, Louisiana in 1981, Spears got her first taste of fame at age 11 when she joined the "New Mickey Mouse Club" TV show.

Her fellow Mouseketeers included future superstars Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera.

Five years after leaving the show she released her debut album, "Baby One More Time." In the video for the title track, Spears dressed provocatively in a school uniform and cemented her reputation as a sex symbol. Yet, throughout a years-long romance with Timberlake, Spears always proclaimed her chastity.

By 2003, she had fully embraced her sex-charged image, sharing an open-mouthed kiss with Madonna during the MTV Video Music Awards.
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Re: OT - Britney's Single Again

Postby Granny » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:31 am

T-Bone wrote:I guess the world didn't see this coming...... :roll: Federline had it made living off the trailor trash pop princess, but he couldn't seem to keep his hands off the "help" :lol:


Britney Spears Files for Divorce in LA

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LOS ANGELES -- Britney Spears is saying bye-bye to K-Fed. The pop princess filed for divorce Tuesday from her husband, former backup dancer and aspiring rapper Kevin Federline. The Los Angeles County Superior Court filing cites "irreconcilable differences," said court spokeswoman Kathy Roberts.

Spears, 24, married Federline, 28, in 2004. They have a 1-year-old son, Sean Preston, and an infant son who was born Sept. 12. The divorce papers identify the baby as Jayden James Federline.

A message left with Spears' attorney, Laura Wasser, was not immediately returned.

Spears married Federline eight months after ending a 55-hour Las Vegas marriage to her childhood friend, Jason Alexander. Her second marriage has provided endless fodder for tabloids, which have speculated frequently that the union was in trouble.

Federline's attorney, Mark Vincent Kaplan, issued a statement declining comment.

"There is no statement at this time as requested by Mark's client, Kevin Federline," said Michael Sands, spokesman for Kaplan.

In the divorce papers, Spears asks for custody of the couple's two children, with visitation rights for Federline. The filing lists as separate property, and thereby off-limits to Federline, "miscellaneous jewelry and other personal affects," earnings and other assets to be determined later.

The filing comes just a day after Spears, back in shape after the birth of her second child, made a surprise appearance on David Letterman's "Late Show" in New York by popping up behind him as he was sitting at his desk.

Federline appeared in the movie "You Got Served" and performed as a backup dancer for singer Justin Timberlake, Spears' former boyfriend. He was previously involved with actress Shar Jackson of TV's "Moesha." Federline and Jackson have two children.

Born in Kentwood, Louisiana in 1981, Spears got her first taste of fame at age 11 when she joined the "New Mickey Mouse Club" TV show.

Her fellow Mouseketeers included future superstars Justin Timberlake and Christina Aguilera.

Five years after leaving the show she released her debut album, "Baby One More Time." In the video for the title track, Spears dressed provocatively in a school uniform and cemented her reputation as a sex symbol. Yet, throughout a years-long romance with Timberlake, Spears always proclaimed her chastity.

By 2003, she had fully embraced her sex-charged image, sharing an open-mouthed kiss with Madonna during the MTV Video Music Awards.


I predicted that 2 1/2 years ago....who would have guessed???????????????dumb bunny that she is...he is also a big nothing!!!!!
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Postby Andrew » Wed Nov 08, 2006 10:31 am

THat hubby of her's is a real "winner" ain't he :)
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Postby T-Bone » Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:08 am

But he's got his very own (c)RAP cd coming out soon :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby NealIsGod » Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:20 am

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Wow, that was fast.
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Postby Angiekay » Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:30 am

T-Bone wrote:But he's got his very own (c)RAP cd coming out soon :lol: :lol: :lol:


Royalties from that should pay for the stamp when he sends a copy of the the pre-nup he signed to his mom when asking for a room to stay in.








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Postby Ms_M » Wed Nov 08, 2006 11:55 am

OMG - I can't believe they broke up!!! I thought they'd be together FOREVER!

Damn - the sarcastic key on my keyboard got stuck again!!

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Postby T-Bone » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:10 pm

Angiekay wrote:
T-Bone wrote:But he's got his very own (c)RAP cd coming out soon :lol: :lol: :lol:


Royalties from that should pay for the stamp when he sends a copy of the the pre-nup he signed to his mom when asking for a room to stay in.



I'm not so sure... He'll probably need to take out a small loan to cover what the royalty check won't. :wink:

Quite Honestly, you can bet your ass that Britney will have to pay him something to keep his mouth shut to the press about why they're getting divorced. The Prenups only cover so much ya know.... :wink:
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Postby JrnyScarab » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:14 pm

T-Bone wrote:But he's got his very own (c)RAP cd coming out soon :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yeah, he had to beg the promoter of a show in NY not to cancel. He only sold 300 tickets. He waited 3 hours before coming on stage hoping more would show up! HAAHHAHHHAHHAAA. Another prefabricated "Star" down the tubes.
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Postby larryfromnextdoor » Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:23 pm

JrnyScarab wrote:
T-Bone wrote:But he's got his very own (c)RAP cd coming out soon :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yeah, he had to beg the promoter of a show in NY not to cancel. He only sold 300 tickets. He waited 3 hours before coming on stage hoping more would show up! HAAHHAHHHAHHAAA. Another prefabricated "Star" down the tubes.


300 tix in NEW YORK ????? wow.... :shock:
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Postby Deb » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:14 pm

Atta girl..........kick that loser to the curb. :lol: He's already gone thru how much of her money? :roll:
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Postby jabber » Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:42 pm

Story: K-Fug and Brit were fighting again, in NYC. There was also some issue of him flirting with some women... par for the course in K-Sperm-land. He stood her up for dinner. Shortly after, he left their hotel to stay at another one by himself, most likely at her request. She no-showed his club appearance that night, where she was supposed to be introducing him. (Probably why so many people were there.) He waited for a couple hours, she didn't show, and it was after midnight before he finally performed. I hear the crowd reaction was subdued. The next night, Britney also no-showed his next appearance, and only 70 people showed for that one. And today she files for the Big D. They have what the press is saying is an "iron-clad" pre-nup.

Not that I care, or anything. I've just enjoyed watching the train wreck that is Spederline. :roll:
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Postby Rockindeano » Wed Nov 08, 2006 3:22 pm

LarryFromNextDoor wrote:
JrnyScarab wrote:
T-Bone wrote:But he's got his very own (c)RAP cd coming out soon :lol: :lol: :lol:


Yeah, he had to beg the promoter of a show in NY not to cancel. He only sold 300 tickets. He waited 3 hours before coming on stage hoping more would show up! HAAHHAHHHAHHAAA. Another prefabricated "Star" down the tubes.


300 tix in NEW YORK ????? wow.... :shock:


Yep. It was a feature on Mark and Brian this morning. KFed was told to cancel. He didn't. The crowd was so small, KFed waited three hours to go on, and then "performed" for a grueling 35 minutes. Nice act.
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