A Journey Forum Christmas

[Monker]

A Journey forum Christmas
Written by Monker, who somewhat ripped it from South Park, who somewhat ripped it off of some freaky Christmas poet.

Night after night Andrew would go to bed
With visions of his Journey forum in his head
One night when he looked, and he had to rub his eyes
Journey was pregnant, what a suprise!

"How can this be?" He thought to himself.
So, he went to a concert with some of his elves.
He went backstage to talk to the band.
He came prepared with a taperecorder in hand.

When he returned to his house
Andrew typed up the words as quiet as a mouse.
When he was finished, he just had to smile
But, he couldn't publish it now, he'd have to wait a while

It's almost time when the time is here,
The time that's only once every eight years.
We can hardly wait, 'cause it's so near.
A Journey forum Christmas!

The little critters worked hard as they happily sang
There was Deano and his entire gang.
The forum was waiting, they jumped up and down.
But, they would have to wait longer and that made them frown.

"Journey's savior was coming," is what they all said.
But, each time in the past they would all end up dead.
This time would be different, they had to believe.
For the savior to survive they'd sacrifice Steve!

This time comes only every eight years
Every Journey fan holds it dear
Every fan, big or small
Journey means so much to us all!

Andrew winked at his Journey friends and they leapt to his side!
"You all better be ready for a bumpy sleigh ride!"
With that they all left to crucify Steve.
You know that Deano just doesn't "Believe".

Now, with Steve finaly gone, the band could move on
The band could give birth and show their true worth
Andrew then said, "If I publish this now I could end up dead!"

And so, using his powers and working with glee,
Andrew made everybody wait and see
Andrew then smiled and said "Uh, I have to wait for the official word."
You know, Andrew can be such a turd.

Andrew was right to be scared, he didn't want to be eaten.
You see, Journey was pregnant with the son of Satan.
The humble Steve Augeri had stopped this in the past
Now, in a humble Journey forum, some dark elves amassed

Meanwhile, Journey fans on Back Talk were running away.
For them there would certainly be no Christmas Day.

The time is now
The time is here
A Journey forum Christmas
Hail Satan!

There was nobody to stop the Apocalypse, it seemed.
"I know!" Andrew said with a new happy grin,
"I'll call up the band and speak to them again!"
and he called up the band to set everything right.

What did they say? What did he hear?
"Publish the intervew, there's nothing to fear!"
Andrew was shocked at what he had heard.
He could now stop being such a turd!

He published his interviews for us to read
There would be no more begging and no need to plead.
What was it that was such a secret?
Hell if I know, there was nothing to fret.

Everything in them were things we all knew.
They sacrificed Steve, which made some fans BOO!
They will make a new album, what else can they do?
They will tour some more, which is nothing new.

What about Journey being pregnant with the son of Satan?
You see, you wouldn't have read this without some exageration.
just as you should not have hailed those boring interviews with such exaltations.

[whocares]

blah blah blah, new day, same Monker.

I'm sorry, did you say something?

[roknroseville]

Wow somebody has way too much time on there hands....

[NealIsGod]

I can see Monker typing that, then sitting back and smugly cracking his knuckles.

[ohsherrie]

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.....

(Ripped from a stupid movie that ripped a character from an even freakier Christmas poet.)

[Blueskies]

That was funny! Very clever Monker! ...don't know that I like the satan bit, though........I was the blood donor for the birth in that little scenerio in another thread.....I donated to the son of satan? j/k

[Crazie Scarab]

Fucking lame, Monker.

Just so you know, I'm happier than a pig in shit that JSS is officially in Journey and that you lost. It made my year, to tell you the truth!

So, piss on ya!

[Wheels Of Fyre]

What about Journey being pregnant with the son of Satan?
You see, you wouldn't have read this without some exageration.
just as you should not have hailed those boring interviews with such exaltations.

For what it's worth I respect the fact that you're true to your nature despite everything.

This last bit was CLEVER! Truly, the interviews were way hyped. I couldn't even bother finishing them but I read through your entire poem.

Maybe you and Andrew should work together next time since you're BOTH a couple of turds.

[yulog]

Poet, dancer,motivational speaker--hes not very good at any of these but he is persistant.

[conversationpc]

Poet, dancer,motivational speaker--hes not very good at any of these but he is persistant.

Monker, your poem is ridiculous. It's not even funny, for that matter, and it's really sad that you even took the time to come up with such tripe.

That being said, if that's Monker's face in this picture, it's just as ridiculous to use a picture of someone on the board in such a manner.

[ohsherrie]

That being said, if that's Monker's face in this picture, it's just as ridiculous to use a picture of someone on the board in such a manner.

Gotta agree with you there Dave.

You've done some really great and funny stuff Yulog, but this is really pretty low.

[The_Noble_Cause]

Yulog, I think its great. Keep it. Best post I've ever seen. Should be hanging in the Louvre.

I've dangled the threat of showing his face multiple times and he told me to merrily go right ahead.

Saying, "Oh, I don't care...Froy can put it up if he wants. Like I said, there are no rules. Go for it."

http://forums.melodicrock.com/phpBB/vie ... er#3738825


We have his blessing. Leave it be.

[yulog]

That being said, if that's Monker's face in this picture, it's just as ridiculous to use a picture of someone on the board in such a manner.

Gotta agree with you there Dave.

You've done some really great and funny stuff Yulog, but this is really pretty low.

So let me get this straight i've been putting up pictures of Deano, andrew, Carl, JSS, Steve A and others and not a word from you two ,then i get around to another person on the board and all of a sudden you both have a conscience. You two take the cake!!!!

[ohsherrie]

That being said, if that's Monker's face in this picture, it's just as ridiculous to use a picture of someone on the board in such a manner.

Gotta agree with you there Dave.

You've done some really great and funny stuff Yulog, but this is really pretty low.

So let me get this straight i've been putting up pictures of Deano, andrew, Carl, JSS, Steve A and others and not a word from you two ,then i get around to another person on the board and all of a sudden you both have a conscience. You two take the cake!!!!

OK, let me try to explain. Your pics of Dean, Andrew and Jeff were in the spirit of fun for all involved. As for Steve A, I didn't really care if it was in fun or not because I didn't like him and didn't pay a lot of attention. In this case, even though you may have meant it in fun, the spirit of fun wasn't in the feeling that I got from it because Monker isn't a very popular guy around here right now and I thought the pic was unfairly insulting.

[Rockindeano]

Poet, dancer,motivational speaker--hes not very good at any of these but he is persistant.

Monker, your poem is ridiculous. It's not even funny, for that matter, and it's really sad that you even took the time to come up with such tripe.

That being said, if that's Monker's face in this picture, it's just as ridiculous to use a picture of someone on the board in such a manner.

Dude, you think it's low to post Monkers mug, so what did you do? "Quoted" the post, so his pic got put up twice. I like it, so I quoted it too.