OT: David Lee Roth already out of Van Halen

[AR]

Here are the replacements already being considered:



Radical Muslim cleric Abu Bakar Bashir



The bad news is that he sounds more like Jack Blades and Night Ranger is considering him. A little bit off the "legacy" sound.

Chances of joining VH = 20 to 1



Kamala The Ugandan Giant (pictured here with Irving Azoff)



He sounds eerily like Diamond Dave, and can even sing some of the Sammy songs well. A perfect fit to recapture the VH "legacy" sound.

Chances of joining VH = 10 to 1



Mother Angelica



Ok, she has the pipes!!!! No question. A much better singer than Diamond Dave, but a stroke several years ago will hamper her stage presense.

Chances of joining VH = 20 to 1



Abudadu Moleunaghashash



Rumoured to also be in the running for the Journey gig because he works cheap.

Chances of joining VH = 15 to 1

[Greg]

Oh crap! You nearly gave me a heart attack Ed! I was just about ready to put my tickets on ebay when I saw that title!

[mikemarrs]

studies show that within ten years most hard rock bands will have lead singers from third world countries.such as the case with third world blind formerly third eye blind.a blind egyptian is now fronting the band.they just did a cover song titled.....'walk like an egyptian' its topping the charts right now on the african coast.

[strangegrey]

Bwahahahahahahahaha, my money is on Kamala....he'll make wolfie look skinny

[squirt1]

Why do I get constantly fooled by some threads. Very funny, but I think Mother Angelica would scare them to death.

[mistiejourney]

Why do I get constantly fooled by some threads. Very funny, but I think Mother Angelica would scare them to death.

Yeah, she might be the only one who can keep Neal in line. Probably no one has ever rapped his knuckles with a ruler!

[stevew2]

Bwahahahahahahahaha, my money is on Kamala....he'll make wolfie look skinny

i cant stop looking at them

[nikki]

What a way to wake up!! Funny, though. I remember Kamala from the WWF back in the day. Nice to see the band is keeping their choices well rounded (no pun intended).

[X factor]

I posted this on VH thread. If you miised it PLEASE check it out. It's funny as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yuVu0N0qGk

[AR]

I posted this on VH thread. If you miised it PLEASE check it out. It's funny as hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yuVu0N0qGk

OMG!!!!!

Great DLR impression!