The Booze Thread.

[Rhiannon]

Hey Lot, go see how the newest member to join the site is.
Freaking hilarious this place is.

OH BOY!!!! ESPEE IS HERE!!

[Moon Beam]

Hey Lot, go see how the newest member to join the site is.
Freaking hilarious this place is.

OH BOY!!!! ESPEE IS HERE!!

I asked him to sing for us as I don't believe it's him.

[Rhiannon]

I asked him to sing for us as I don't believe it's him.

Surely you don't think someone would register under a false name, do you?

[Moon Beam]

Not Steve........surely that couldn't be so.

[Rhiannon]

So I walked back in the office from getting coffee...
Our receptionist looks up and says, "Oh, you've been to the tanning bed."
I stopped and said, "What? ...Um, no."

I know its sunny today, but I'm damn certain I don't tan THAT quickly.

[Moon Beam]

So I walked back in the office from getting coffee...
Our receptionist looks up and says, "Oh, you've been to the tanning bed."
I stopped and said, "What? ...Um, no."

Maybe it's just all the shit you've had to deal with lately, stained through.

[Saint John]

So I walked back in the office from getting coffee...
Our receptionist looks up and says, "Oh, you've been to the tanning bed."
I stopped and said, "What? ...Um, no."

Maybe it's just all the shit you've had to deal with lately, stained through.

My guess is she's drinking at lunch. Closet boozer.

[Rhiannon]

Maybe it's just all the shit you've had to deal with lately, stained through.

That's grotesque, Gerene, you sick hussy.

I actually have a bullshit/drama deflector installed on my face, when people start acting like douches I turn it on and it goes away. They call this the "Do I look like I give a decent damn about your silly insecurities?" look. You're a woman, you know that look.

[Saint John]

Maybe it's just all the shit you've had to deal with lately, stained through.

That's grotesque, Gerene, you sick hussy.

I actually have a bullshit/drama deflector installed on my face, when people start acting like douches I turn it on and it goes away. They call this the "Do I look like I give a decent damn about your silly insecurities?" look. You're a woman, you know that look.

It's actually called DILLIGAF (Does it look like I give a fuck?). My buddy had DILLIGAF on his softball jersey. A few dumbfucks actually thought it was his last name.

[Ms_M]

Maybe it's just all the shit you've had to deal with lately, stained through.

That's grotesque, Gerene, you sick hussy.

I actually have a bullshit/drama deflector installed on my face, when people start acting like douches I turn it on and it goes away. They call this the "Do I look like I give a decent damn about your silly insecurities?" look. You're a woman, you know that look.

It's actually called DILLIGAF (Does it look like I give a fuck?). My buddy had DILLIGAF on his softball jersey. A few dumbfucks actually thought it was his last name.

OMG - I think DILLIGAF is going to be my new motto. I wish I could wear it on a shirt to school or make it my email signature.... Ah, the possibilities.

[Rhiannon]

Okay crazies... I know Moonie is getting prepped with her delicious treats to cart along to Indiana.
Michelle's threatened to bring goods of some sort (edible, as she clarified).
Ric is supposed to ship something to someone (?) not Absinthe to bring along.

Who all else is bringing snackable yummies?

I'm going to make a batch of Puppy Chow (if you want the recipe, PM, but its essentially chocolate & peanut butter melted over chex cereal and dusted with powdered sugar) however, considering the amount of sweet in that, and not knowing if anyone has health issues, I might make a batch of sugar free Lemon Bars (and regular ones too). One of my college friends found out last year that she is actually allergic to sugar, and my lemon bars are the only thing that she can actually eat and not want to choke. IE, they're pretty damned tasty.

I'll take orders too, there's no limit to my culinary skills.

Thoughts?

[Blondie]

Okay crazies... I know Moonie is getting prepped with her delicious treats to cart along to Indiana.
Michelle's threatened to bring goods of some sort (edible, as she clarified).
Ric is supposed to ship something to someone (?) not Absinthe to bring along.

Who all else is bringing snackable yummies?

I'm going to make a batch of Puppy Chow (if you want the recipe, PM, but its essentially chocolate & peanut butter melted over chex cereal and dusted with powdered sugar) however, considering the amount of sweet in that, and not knowing if anyone has health issues, I might make a batch of sugar free Lemon Bars (and regular ones too). One of my college friends found out last year that she is actually allergic to sugar, and my lemon bars are the only thing that she can actually eat and not want to choke. IE, they're pretty damned tasty.

I'll take orders too, there's no limit to my culinary skills.

Thoughts?

How 'bout I buy a pizza when we're there? LOL

[Rhiannon]

How 'bout I buy a pizza when we're there? LOL

Taking the easy way out, huh?
You know what, I can imagine that a pizza would be absolute heaven friday night.

[Rhiannon]

Where the kung hell is everyone? I've actually been productive the past two days because no one is around. I'm so far ahead of schedule with having stuff done, I could leave for SB right now. Jeebus, somone come in here and bullshit with me or else I might get a fourth job out of boredom!

[Rick]

Where the kung hell is everyone? I've actually been productive the past two days because no one is around. I'm so far ahead of schedule with having stuff done, I could leave for SB right now. Jeebus, somone come in here and bullshit with me or else I might get a fourth job out of boredom!

Kung hell? It has been quiet lately. That can only mean one thing. People are getting laid.

[Liam]

Not laid...just drunk 'cause the Aggies SUCKED last night. Do we HAVE a defense???? Didn't look like it.

[Rhiannon]

Who did they play?
Come to think of it, I have no clue who Tech plays tomorrow. I just know I'm still pissed that I don't get to go to the Miami game.

[Liam]

Who did they play?
Come to think of it, I have no clue who Tech plays tomorrow. I just know I'm still pissed that I don't get to go to the Miami game.

There's some irony for ya...we got run over BY Miami last night.

[Rhiannon]

Wow. Hmm. How did they look? Were they impressive, or did you guys just have that bad of a night?
In other words, do I need to be worried?

[Liam]

Wow. Hmm. How did they look? Were they impressive, or did you guys just have that bad of a night?
In other words, do I need to be worried?

I'd be a bit worried. Even though our defense sucked...they built up their offense from the previous week. I gotta hand it to them that they were rather impressive while I was throwing glasses at the screen.

[Rick]

Wow. Hmm. How did they look? Were they impressive, or did you guys just have that bad of a night?
In other words, do I need to be worried?

I'd be a bit worried. Even though our defense sucked...they built up their offense from the previous week. I gotta hand it to them that they were rather impressive while I was throwing glasses at the screen.

It's alright bro, we took care of them 'Canes for you a couple of weeks ago.

[Liam]

Wow. Hmm. How did they look? Were they impressive, or did you guys just have that bad of a night?
In other words, do I need to be worried?

I'd be a bit worried. Even though our defense sucked...they built up their offense from the previous week. I gotta hand it to them that they were rather impressive while I was throwing glasses at the screen.

It's alright bro, we took care of them 'Canes for you a couple of weeks ago.

Yup. I saw that. OU beat the shit outta them. Good job.

UNFORTUNATELY....OU's gonna beat OUR asses on 11/3. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

[Rick]

Wow. Hmm. How did they look? Were they impressive, or did you guys just have that bad of a night?
In other words, do I need to be worried?

I'd be a bit worried. Even though our defense sucked...they built up their offense from the previous week. I gotta hand it to them that they were rather impressive while I was throwing glasses at the screen.

It's alright bro, we took care of them 'Canes for you a couple of weeks ago.

Yup. I saw that. OU beat the shit outta them. Good job.

UNFORTUNATELY....OU's gonna beat OUR asses on 11/3. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

You never know dude. That "Any given team" statement rears it's head at the strangest times.

[Liam]

Wow. Hmm. How did they look? Were they impressive, or did you guys just have that bad of a night?
In other words, do I need to be worried?

I'd be a bit worried. Even though our defense sucked...they built up their offense from the previous week. I gotta hand it to them that they were rather impressive while I was throwing glasses at the screen.

It's alright bro, we took care of them 'Canes for you a couple of weeks ago.

Yup. I saw that. OU beat the shit outta them. Good job.

UNFORTUNATELY....OU's gonna beat OUR asses on 11/3. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT.

You never know dude. That "Any given team" statement rears it's head at the strangest times.

To be perfectly honest with ya, bro, I'd MUCH rather lose to OU than to Tech AGAIN. Besides...that's Sammy Hagar's bday so I might have some luck since I'm a fan. (10/13)

[Rhiannon]

Besides...that's Sammy Hagar's bday so I might have some luck since I'm a fan. (10/13)

You're a tard.

[Liam]

Besides...that's Sammy Hagar's bday so I might have some luck since I'm a fan. (10/13)

You're a tard.

And you're a....you're a....SHIT...I can't say anything mean.

[Rhiannon]

You're a tard.

And you're a....you're a....SHIT...I can't say anything mean.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

[Liam]

You're a tard.

And you're a....you're a....SHIT...I can't say anything mean.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Ok...yea....you're gettin' your ass spanked in SB.

[Rhiannon]

Ok...yea....you're gettin' your ass spanked in SB.

As a wise man once said, "WOO HOO!"

[Liam]

Ok...yea....you're gettin' your ass spanked in SB.

As a wise man once said, "WOO HOO!"

'Atta girl.