What's the perfect Xmas gift for JOURNEY?

[dcvader]

Any ideas?

[AR]

A sing along tape of Arnel that Deano won't recognize when the poor little bastard has to lip after singing 365 days next year on a 3rd world tour while Neal gets sucky, sucky and loved long time.

[Rhiannon]

Neal -- CONDOMS.
Jon -- Nose hair trimmers.
Ross -- The return of the 'stache.
Deen -- Batteries.
Arnel -- Vitamins.

[Natalie]

Neal-eHarmony Membership (the internet seems to be his choice for finding "that special person")

[Perrydise]

AARP memberships

[Rip Rokken]

Any ideas?

A clue as to what the fans really want.

[scarygirl]

A horse whipping for each of them followed by a hot steaming bowl of Stone soup.

[Crazie Scarab]

Any ideas?

A class action lawsuit sounds good to me, considering how ripped off so many people have been.

[Playitloudforme]

Brains that work.

[StevePerryHair]

A time machine so we can go back to last summer and have back what we loved

[Ms_M]

Neal-eHarmony Membership (the internet seems to be his choice for finding "that special person")

LOL ~ Nat!!!!

[donnaplease]

Neal-eHarmony Membership (the internet seems to be his choice for finding "that special person")

LOL ~ Nat!!!!

OMG!!! This one wins, hands down! Great idea, Nat!!!

[Saint John]

A successful 2008 tour.

[Rockindeano]

A successful 2008 tour.

I agree with you AP is one helluva singer, but you on the other hand are in fact a kiss ass with Schons dripping shit drying on your nose. Pathetic.

Define successful. Sold out restaurants in Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos? Hey don't laugh, you are the one suggesting an Asian goldmine for your new found love mates, Canseco.

[Saint John]

A successful 2008 tour.

I agree with you AP is one helluva singer, but you on the other hand are in fact a kiss ass with Schons dripping shit drying on your nose. Pathetic.

Define successful. Sold out restaurants in Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos? Hey don't laugh, you are the one suggesting an Asian goldmine for your new found love mates, Canseco.

Let's get something straight you fuckin' creep. I'm not the one that follows Jeff around like a puppy. I'm not the one that claims he dropped off Generations in Sylvestor Stallone's driveway. I'm not the one that bragged about having Neal Schon's phone number. I'm not the one that bragged about having written the last the lines to Winds Of Freedom. But I am the guy that goes to Journey concerts every year. I'll give this lineup a chance just like I gave the last two. I'm not concerned about how these guys conduct intracompany business, how they fire second rate singers and I'm certainly not worried about meeting them. I think the fact that I walked out of my first meet and greet after Schon and Cain bagged on Perry and the fact that I gave away the passes for the second is more than an indication that I'm just a concert going Journey fan. I don't have time for driveway stops, calling short dudes on the phone or silly blogs. You can have all that. Just give me a concert or two every summer to get loaded and I'm more than content.

[StevePerryHair]

A successful 2008 tour.

I agree with you AP is one helluva singer, but you on the other hand are in fact a kiss ass with Schons dripping shit drying on your nose. Pathetic.

Define successful. Sold out restaurants in Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos? Hey don't laugh, you are the one suggesting an Asian goldmine for your new found love mates, Canseco.

Let's get something straight you fuckin' creep. I'm not the one that follows Jeff around like a puppy. I'm not the one that claims he dropped off Generations in Sylvestor Stallone's driveway. I'm not the one that bragged about having Neal Schon's phone number. I'm not the one that bragged about having written the last the lines to Winds Of Freedom. But I am the guy that goes to Journey concerts every year. I'll give this lineup a chance just like I gave the last two. I'm not concerned about how these guys conduct intracompany business, how they fire second rate singers and I'm certainly not worried about meeting them. I think the fact that I walked out of my first meet and greet after Schon and Cain bagged on Perry and the fact that I gave away the passes for the second is more than an indication that I'm just a concert going Journey fan. I don't have time for driveway stops, calling short dudes on the phone or silly blogs. You can have all that. Just give me a concert or two every summer to get loaded and I'm more than content.

I'm not sure I've ever seen you refer to someone as a "creep" before

[NealIsGod]

It must be Sunday down under...

[Perrydise]

A successful 2008 tour.

I agree with you AP is one helluva singer, but you on the other hand are in fact a kiss ass with Schons dripping shit drying on your nose. Pathetic.

Define successful. Sold out restaurants in Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos? Hey don't laugh, you are the one suggesting an Asian goldmine for your new found love mates, Canseco.

You have to admit he comes up with the best lines.

[donnaplease]

A successful 2008 tour.

I agree with you AP is one helluva singer, but you on the other hand are in fact a kiss ass with Schons dripping shit drying on your nose. Pathetic.

Define successful. Sold out restaurants in Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos? Hey don't laugh, you are the one suggesting an Asian goldmine for your new found love mates, Canseco.

You have to admit he comes up with the best lines.

Oh, Shit!!! I just remembered someone who kept talking about a singer from Laos... hmmm, St. John, can you refresh my memory for me? I might even have it on video, I'll have to go check... BRB!

[nikki]

To answer the question of this thread....integrity, artistic and personal. It's a shame you can't give that away.

[chf34jmac]

I tried this in another thread and almost got booted because of the PM complaints to Andrew so tread lightly, people can't take a frickin joke around here anymore.

[wildone]

I tried this in another thread and almost got booted because of the PM complaints to Andrew so tread lightly, people can't take a frickin joke around here anymore.

Now this post I will agree with .

[Journey69]

A successful 2008 tour.

I agree with you AP is one helluva singer, but you on the other hand are in fact a kiss ass with Schons dripping shit drying on your nose. Pathetic.

Define successful. Sold out restaurants in Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos? Hey don't laugh, you are the one suggesting an Asian goldmine for your new found love mates, Canseco.

Let's get something straight you fuckin' creep. I'm not the one that follows Jeff around like a puppy. I'm not the one that claims he dropped off Generations in Sylvestor Stallone's driveway. I'm not the one that bragged about having Neal Schon's phone number. I'm not the one that bragged about having written the last the lines to Winds Of Freedom. But I am the guy that goes to Journey concerts every year. I'll give this lineup a chance just like I gave the last two. I'm not concerned about how these guys conduct intracompany business, how they fire second rate singers and I'm certainly not worried about meeting them. I think the fact that I walked out of my first meet and greet after Schon and Cain bagged on Perry and the fact that I gave away the passes for the second is more than an indication that I'm just a concert going Journey fan. I don't have time for driveway stops, calling short dudes on the phone or silly blogs. You can have all that. Just give me a concert or two every summer to get loaded and I'm more than content.

Damnit,where's the popcorn emote..

[squirt1]

I think you start with brain scans. Maybe there has been evidence of mini strokes because something clouds their minds.

[Soto All The Way]

How about a real singer.....Or Steve Perry forgets everything and offers to come back for ONE MORE TOUR!!!!

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[bluejeangirl76]

I can't believe no one said "Steve Perry".

Then again, that's a gift for Journey, but a punishment for SP, so nevermind.

Instead, I'll go with swift kicks in the ass all around.

[Soto All The Way]

A successful 2008 tour.

I agree with you AP is one helluva singer, but you on the other hand are in fact a kiss ass with Schons dripping shit drying on your nose. Pathetic.

Define successful. Sold out restaurants in Cambodia, Vietnam and Laos? Hey don't laugh, you are the one suggesting an Asian goldmine for your new found love mates, Canseco.

Let's get something straight you fuckin' creep. I'm not the one that follows Jeff around like a puppy. I'm not the one that claims he dropped off Generations in Sylvestor Stallone's driveway. I'm not the one that bragged about having Neal Schon's phone number. I'm not the one that bragged about having written the last the lines to Winds Of Freedom. But I am the guy that goes to Journey concerts every year. I'll give this lineup a chance just like I gave the last two. I'm not concerned about how these guys conduct intracompany business, how they fire second rate singers and I'm certainly not worried about meeting them. I think the fact that I walked out of my first meet and greet after Schon and Cain bagged on Perry and the fact that I gave away the passes for the second is more than an indication that I'm just a concert going Journey fan. I don't have time for driveway stops, calling short dudes on the phone or silly blogs. You can have all that. Just give me a concert or two every summer to get loaded and I'm more than content.

I think Dean has done and/or proved to all of us this shit, so what's your point SJ??? Jealous???

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[treetopovskaya]

coal & a kick in the ass. }:C))

[G.I.Jim]

The best gift (IMHO) that Journey could EVER receive, is one 1985 Steve Perry. I believe this was the "Peak" of his vocal, signature sound. Sure, he hit higher notes earlier, but this was when he had the perfect range and texture to his voice. To me, it's gone downhill since.

Don't get me wrong though, I'd buy a new album in a heartbeat! He would still sound great, but just not the same as he did in his prime. MAN I wish we could get that voice back!!!

[StoneCold]

Any ideas?

I'd be happy with the ipod girl (no ipod included).

Gift for the Jboys, enh, I'll pass.