Best Simpsons / Family Guy quotes

[fightingilliniJRNY]

I have never watched one episode of either show.

Me neither. Glad I'm not the only one.

I recently said something to one of my sisters about having just seen The Simpsons Movie and she said "What is Simpsons?" I went like this --> I mean even those who've never seen it have at least heard of it, no? LOL! I was shocked.

I've at least heard of it!

[cyndy!]

And you wonder why people think you are so mysterious Cyn.

I'm Special

[Rockindeano]

Yes, YOU are, but that link needs to go.

[*Laura]

I heart The Simpsons! It's sad that they don't broadcast it here any longer.

One of my all time favorite episodes was the one with Aerosmith;I almost died laughing when Moe said "Homer killed Aerosmith"...

Or when Homer made a deal with himself and rolled his eyes to "look" at his skull saying "Brain,I don't like you and you don't like me."

The "Mr.Plow" episode ranks high on my favorites list as well.

[X factor]

I heart The Simpsons! It's sad that they don't broadcast it here any longer.

One of my all time favorite episodes was the one with Aerosmith;I almost died laughing when Moe said "Homer killed Aerosmith"...

Or when Homer made a deal with himself and rolled his eyes to "look" at his skull saying "Brain,I don't like you and you don't like me."

The "Mr.Plow" episode ranks high on my favorites list as well.

"Mr Plow- that's the name...that name again is Mr plow!"

[Liam]

I've got a lot of 'em but I'll only do 2 for now

From a Simpsons Halloween episode, the aliens dressed up as Clinton and Dole so they could get control of the world. So at their speech they said:
Kodos: Abortions for all
Crowd: Boo
Kodos: Ok...abortions for none.
Crowd: Boo
Kodos: Ok..abortions for some, tiny American flags for the rest.
Crowd: YAY

And from Family Guy

Stewie: It's times like this I wish I was used for stem-cell research.

[Arkansas]

... when Homer made a deal with himself and rolled his eyes to "look" at his skull saying "Brain,I don't like you and you don't like me."

"Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. But we're gonna get through this, and then I can get back to killing you with beer!"
(or something like that)


later~

[*Laura]

"Alright brain, I don't like you and you don't like me. But we're gonna get through this, and then I can get back to killing you with beer!"

I knew there was beer somewhere in it,but couldn't remember the exact words!

[7 Wishes]

I've got a lot of 'em but I'll only do 2 for now

From a Simpsons Halloween episode, the aliens dressed up as Clinton and Dole so they could get control of the world. So at their speech they said:
Kodos: Abortions for all
Crowd: Boo
Kodos: Ok...abortions for none.
Crowd: Boo
Kodos: Ok..abortions for some, tiny American flags for the rest.
Crowd: YAY

And from Family Guy

Stewie: It's times like this I wish I was used for stem-cell research.

Don't blame me... I voted for Kodos!